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  1. Park Life
    He's got a more defined slightly harsher working class accent for Question Time compared to his delivery on Trews. He looked stunned when picked up on something by two actual working class lads on Question Time and immediately felt he had to reinforce his lowly background as a badge of honour.
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    Got battered by the disabled bloke with the walking stick and then drew back into his interior monoluges where he is ruler of the world or summink. He looked nervous cause his shtick is actually very limited.
  3. Park Life
    Fantasista.
  4. Park Life
    That PR agency bloke has told Pards to do that Spanishesque twirl. /parkyfacts.
  5. Park Life
    One way ticket, shotgun, bottle of vodka, heavy metal on headphones (to drown out the screams). Sorted.
  6. Park Life
    And people wonder why Eng is failing to produce good managers. Every level of Eng football is chock with thickos.
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    Hazard these days seems to be not as consistent as he used to be. /jinxed
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    He knows the drill.
  9. Park Life
    Gays are always on holiday.
  10. Park Life
    Gemma on the rampage.
  11. Park Life
    This is the most ridiculous thing about him...Any player showing form is immediately fucked around with.
  12. Park Life
    The big question is how is he going to Pardew Ayoz?
  13. Park Life
    Welcome to the Parkydome. Btw all these bods have to keep predicting 'the end' of they're out of jobs/fat grant cheques.
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    He will do all of those things. 3-3
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    For me it has to be sourced locally and not from fekin Yokrshire or Tibet of someplace. If there is a micro-brewery out back then I'm in. My other pet hate is industrial brewers putting out a few faux labels to the trendy real ale crowd.
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    Mrs P hates electronic music which is strange for a Kraut.
  17. Park Life
    Com[;lex electronic beats fires new neural pathways and rejiggs the mind. /Parkyfact
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    They're thinkng of the huge profit. Gagging for it.
  19. Park Life
    Independant real ale pubs are another place full of fakery.
  20. Park Life
    Make your own parking tickets and stick them on cars.
  21. Park Life
    Not a news item.
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    Simulcra

    Park Life replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat

    Didn't ask for it...They just bring it. Tbf it looked quite pretty.
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    Stevie

    Park Life replied to Tom's topic in General Chat

    Happy Birthday mate!!
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    Simulcra

    Park Life replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat

    Ketchup came in a fuking tiny bowl and there was no sign of HP. That's alright tho cause there was strawberries in the water jug.
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