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MIght as well play Gouff in goal.

Agree with all that.

Carver didn't know what to do second half and catastrophic subs at the wrong times with the wrong players.

Players look happy.

Think Riviere will score this game. Nice trick and smiling for a change. Good cogent performance so far and Colback actually hitting forward passes!! Enjoying it. Get Cabella and Haidra on later.

Gouff actually looks like he wants to score a goal. Pardgone/

First 15min has been a pleasure to watch. Playing it around nicely with movement and intent.

Only Pardew could do this shit. Delay over non-entities.

Cabella needs a start to build what's left of his shredded confidence.

Do I need to do a list with made up band names?

Should be a routine win. No idea what is going to happen with Dumb and Dumber in charge.

We're entering a new saturn cycle so everything will get better for 7 years.

Maybe they don't know the full craic till it's too late and the sigs dry on the contract. /delusional

We're just day dreaming Fish.

Hopefully with a bit of luck we might see some football again in our lifetimes. If there was no obastacles I'd go for Murat Yakin.

Would be happy with Hoddle or Karanka or any living being that doesn't isolate the forward and play 7 defensive players.

HIs basic was low. He got bonuses tagged on for a top 10 finish and a cut of player sales etc...Every newspaper said he was the lowest paid manager in the PL by a mile.

Shellac? Don't know any of the others bar Mogwai. WP are still releasing singles are they?

Gene you shouldn't have to suffer attacks on here for you Art college angst indie music.

Players like Haidara would thrive under Hoddle. He loves marauding full back.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/31/three-players-who-should-follow-alan-pardew-out-of-the-door-at-newcastle-united-this-january-5004697/?

Brilliant that.

Would take Hoddle. Always tried to play football.

You pick on him because you love him.

He will relegate them in short order. They have no stand out players - the type that have saved his skin time and time again. No Ba, Cisse, Hatem or Remy who can make something out of nothing and proved they could flourish on the scraps Pards longball defensive set-ups provided. Bolasie and Zaha don't have enough about them and the goals will dry up within weeks. I can see Bolasie getting Hateme'd and his scatty attacking confidence slowly drain over the weeks. Pards will scour their prozone data and start with his anti-football antics of out of postion players with the wrong instructions and nearly everybody with over weighted defensive duties. The Palace of the gung-ho have a go will become a distant memory and slowly a desert will engulf the whole of South London and their will be talk of oasis and signs in the sky...This is the endgame for Pardew. This is his reckoning. Can't wait.