Park Life

Had a weird chest pain the other day, last about a 20 seconds... So, gave up smoking...Bought some Asprin, magnesium, lecithin and spirulina. Started badmintion with Mrs P.

Do the Singapore, Taiwan, HK, type vibe. Honestly, much better value for money, better food, and far more interesting than Europe....All you'll see in London is loads of traffic and a couple of old buildings (You can do that on googlemaps mate.

That street Tandoori chicken looked really good.

Siem de Gone.

Lungs are quite important.

His fitness record was poor last couple of years iirc.

Just got round to watching this and it's been a real surprise. Taut and funny.

Oh Dear, oh Dear, Oh dear....Alex.

Some sound advice from the pantie bomber there.

Talent is really looked upon with suspiscion and scorn by our coaching staff.

Always.

Don't go.

I'd cut it down to one city per week if you want to do some justice to them. I realise the temptation is to get it all in cause of the expensive flights over and back.

Rincon.

Double Act!

Loads of farmhouses/vineyards have rooms to rent all over the place. Big flies and monster mosquitos. You're pussy arse soft flesh will be shredded mate.

Ant and his lawyer paranoia.

Hope Beardsley isn't rushing through his Fifa Pro license as we speak.

Not looking foward to watching these two cernts cuddling and chuckling on the touchline.

That bit personified the total ineptness of the whole Afghan saga.

Chick from birdsnest stolen.

He'll get to London go to the North London mosque and then a free flight to Guantanamo, his pockets stuffed with info about train stations and airports.

Offered bridging loans so no immediate crisis for a few months.