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Does that make 30m? Cabella 7 Skinny Riviere 5 Crap Perez 1.1 Punt SDJ 7.5 Permacrock one lung. In Pounds.

I'd go along with that...The only thing stopping me is that promises must have been made to McClaren.

I reckon we haven't even signed McGinge.

NooOOOOooooohhhhhhhhoooOOOOooHHHHhahhhaghhhhh!!!

The first page looked a bit ropey I put it down.

Roeder is still scouting Kuyt mate.

This is why the courting of Dost has set off alarm bells. edit Manger said he ain't leaving.

Strikers fail all the time everywhere regardless of cost. If you look back at the thread the 3 players I quite like (fit our criteria) have also failed at some point. If you want the finished article (we can't afford it) then it's going to be 30m plus - ie practically our whole budget. The reason I go on about pace is that McGinge is planning to buy a statue (Dost). It's not the way forward....If it IS true about Berahino then I'm all ears. The whole thing with strikers is getting them at the right moment in their career which negates a cost premium and for them to have some basic tools ie pace and first touch and a bit of finishing. Europe is awash with such players but we have no scouts. Ben Yedder and Immobile are such players. They are light years ahead of Riviere who we probably paid about 10p for.

Wot you going on about Riviere for?

Lord.

Yeah but we're not getting him. We're not getting a proven Tier 1 goalscorer 25m plus either are we? They went for Austin (told everyone) cause they imagined 9-10m would be enough. Cause they are buffoonery timeshare. What we can achieve however is pacy young strikers with the bit between their teeth and Europe IS packed with them.

Jesus man Europe is awash with Tier 2 strikers like Austin. Get a couple of pacey forwards with something about them. How HARD can it BE? Yeah and Dost needs it on a plate. We have no plates.

If they were serious I think Austin would have been unveiled already. 9m is something a top 5 club pay for a player they don't really want.

Crouch without the finesse. 1/4 of his goals for Heerenveen were pens.

Dost is the most likely. I reckon him and some unknown (or Mitrovic) and 'talk' about others will be enough for season ticket week.

Who tho?

They will get one player this week cause the season ticket thing runs out this Friday afaik.

It looks like they had a chat with Austin's people and probably offered some teaser trailer. These are all emasculated males that are supposedly running our club...Probably cower when you raise your hand for another round. Our only hope is that ginge has some clue about who to get in.

Dost is rubbish anywyay.

Selective deafness is an art.

He'll be alright it's pronounced 'Immah-mobileh'.

Found in the past that the 320kb is very close to uncompressed, unless you're listening to very fiddly music (detailed). Our ears are shit these days actually DUE to overuse of headphones.

http://www.transfermarkt.de/wissam-ben-yedder/profil/spieler/146854 http://www.transfermarkt.com/josip-drmic/profil/spieler/140579 http://www.transfermarkt.com/ciro-immobile/profil/spieler/105521 Could pick all up three of these for 20m pounds. All under 25 and all have something good about their game if differing characteristics. Yedder can do the cutting in from the right thing as well as striker. Touch of the Hatem about him. Immobile has had a tought first season in the Bundesliga and will probably be available at half price. Drmic is a proper terrier of a striker. Get all 3 and put this striker shit to bed. Competition and good variations for different game scenarios. These lads are just under Tier 1 imo and ideal ages for loads of progress. Steal them now.

The vision of this club. Right we need a striker.....Who's gone down? Austin...English yeah? Right put in an offer Chomley... The first striker on the list of about a dozen clubs. McGinge will have a steep learning curve.