Park Life

Nothing better than an olive farm.

Lord.

Raconteur.

Should get Cuba in before it gets Americanised.

It's Pato btw.

Too tiny for the PL.

They rehash this 'earth like' planet thing every few years. Then they go back to launching tin cans.

Lord.

Nice one Stevie. Think Southampton will finish above 6th however.

Yeah Blair the multi-millionaire warmonger giving talks about The Labour Party. How this man wanders about without getting his head kicked in is one of life's greatest puzzles.

THe Fall are massive like. Prefer the more electroniky stuff like when his girlfriend was on keyboard.

It's cause where he's from people are more busy looking for drinking water rather than registering births etc...

Reckon he'll be alright. Senses danger like a jackal and breaks from the back like a wolf. It'll take a couple of months to get used to the PL mind so I hope he gets a good run in the side.

Age range is somewhere between 21-27.

Signing tomorrow according to various sources. Know nothing about him but looks strong and determined. 7.5m euro CD/RB "The centre back, who attracted interest from the likes of Atletico Madrid earlier in the summer, is expected to join his team mate Aleksandar Mitrović in swapping Belgium for Benton, as the striker was snapped arriving on Tyneside ahead of a £12.3 million move on Sunday. The terms of 20-year-old Mbemba’s deal are up in the air. Prices ranging between £6 million-£10 million have been rumoured in the press, which would take United’s spending well past the £30 million mark. In the double swoop, United seem to have addressed their two main problem areas, with the now inevitable (surely) sale of Williamson the potential cherry on top of a very sweet cake for Newcastle fans. While Mitrovic’s reputation has gone before him slightly, not too much is known about Mbemba within the ranks of the Toon Army. Although after reading this article, the Congolese international’s potential arrival will be sure to set the appetite. Here’s 10 things every Newcastle United fan should know about Chancel Mbemba…" There’s little doubting the 20-year-old’s strongest position is at centre half. Although, the type of player he is means he is just as comfortable when asked to play at right back. Mbemba, as you will learn in upcoming entries, isn’t the biggest player while his technical ability on the ball and athleticism lends itself to the rigours of being a modern day full back. That ability on the ball, coupled with his defensive nous and eye for danger, means he can also play the holding midfield role when called upon. The Congolese international has flourished in all three positions over in Belgium, which means Untied could use him in a number of ways when he is all signed up and ready to make his first team bow."

Looks like he might have a few goals in him.

We've got huge cocks.

They want to privatise parts of it and give it to their buddies.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/feared-migration-hasn-t-happened-un-embarrassed-by-forecast-on-climate-refugees-a-757713.html

"Get out Ginge"...

Survived an assassination attempt in 1990.

Yup. A new party of the left will emerge out of the Labour Party.

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/jul/16/merkel-gambling-away-germanys-reputation-over-greece-says-habermas