Park Life

The gays tend to smell quite fragrant tbh. Thats wasn't a comment on the blacks by implication btw. Bollocks, it's like a fucking klan meeting around here sometimes. That wasn't an implication that the blacks smell of bollocks btw. This thread has Gemmill potential. I hope you aren't implying blacks or gays smell like Gemmill. By default in the this context I err on the side of insanity.

Who is he like?

The gays tend to smell quite fragrant tbh. Thats wasn't a comment on the blacks by implication btw. Bollocks, it's like a fucking klan meeting around here sometimes. That wasn't an implication that the blacks smell of bollocks btw. This thread has Gemmill potential.

He didn't. And I think he raised some very valid points. I've only seen the trailer and selected clips so far, so call me Renton, but it does seem that his targets are getting less and less worthy of ridicule. If a bloke turns up at your house and puts a little bag of shit on the table and invites a crack whore, he's not so much making you look stupid as himself. Both Ali G and Borat were at their best exposing the bigotry/stupidity of deserving targets. Don't get me wrong, I think telling a woman she has a small brain to cause offence is funny, but not 5 stars funny, Harry Enfield has already done it better anyway with "Women, know your limits!". Perhaps the majority of footage released has been de-politicised to encourage a wider audience, but I far prefer it when Cohen's characters make a point. Get off your high horse Nicos. It's hilarious and very close to the bone. Not bad as Borat is one of his weaker characters imo. I apologise for attempting to discuss the film further than than "FUNNY AS FOOK". Accepted.

He didn't. And I think he raised some very valid points. I've only seen the trailer and selected clips so far, so call me Renton, but it does seem that his targets are getting less and less worthy of ridicule. If a bloke turns up at your house and puts a little bag of shit on the table and invites a crack whore, he's not so much making you look stupid as himself. Both Ali G and Borat were at their best exposing the bigotry/stupidity of deserving targets. Don't get me wrong, I think telling a woman she has a small brain to cause offence is funny, but not 5 stars funny, Harry Enfield has already done it better anyway with "Women, know your limits!". Perhaps the majority of footage released has been de-politicised to encourage a wider audience, but I far prefer it when Cohen's characters make a point. Get off your high horse Nicos. It's hilarious and very close to the bone. Not bad as Borat is one of his weaker characters imo.

There is a fair chance he has been approached. Although Isegrim is taking me to task on this as we speak. http://www.sport1.de/de/sport/artikel_544378.html

Those rumours are from five years ago btw. Excellent coach. I'd say as good as any of the top coaches operating in the PL.

Huge performance from the young Dutchman.

This looks good to have in your DAWorkstation... http://www.pcaudiolabs.com/detail.asp?item...t&offset=50

You record on your pc? Me or Bombadil? YOU. Shut it Gemma!! I'm a bit quote happy on here. You know best, but that track is crying out for a bit of strings and perhaps an 808 click.

You record on your pc?

Ta very much. I'm still trying to find my niche, really. I feel like I get a bit closer with every effort, so I guess I just need to keep working at it. I think you sound better with the synths personally.

How ultra brilliant! I have never had a song written about me before. Just make sure its nice Just realised it's your groupie talk innit??

How ultra brilliant! I have never had a song written about me before. Just make sure its nice I'm sure it's only a pre-ultra brilliant moment.

You'll be the next person to get a song written about them, for sure! Not a bad little track Verlaine. Like the big open strum pausey bits...6.2/10

People have been singing his praises for a couple of years now, very good player. Needs more starts.

You're just getting me excited. I like the thinking behing your kind suggestion and promise to bring it up at the next targetting conferance (Tea provided with souvenier death star sugar globes).

The death star was silver surely. This is a common misconception amongst laymen as yourself. Furthermore I cannot reveal any classifyied data from the ongoing afformentioned project apart from the fact that the 'beam' is tinged with a heavenly silvery aura.

Dear Doctor, Thank you for your interest in out 'little' project. As someone familiar with the hypocratic oath, I feel it is neccessary to point out that a painless death for for Titus would be preferable than the destroying of any embossed club stationary. Hope this helps. Parkystien.

Although I have received a number of hysterical pm's to put Gemma on the list, my need for his dry wit is far too great for me to ever consider this option. An album of 'space music' will be released in the promotional buildup of this jaw dropping and stupefying project. Titles under consideration are: 'The love ray that kills'. (Telescope Mix) 'More fun with particle weapons' (Schneider V extended cut Bowie intro). 'I'm in orbit - You took the wrong pill' (Shadows of Empire bonus track). Suggestions welcome.

Although I have received a number of hysterical pm's to put Gemma on the list, my need for his dry wit is far too great for me to ever consider this option.

All the poll choices are pants and lack imagination. I would rather be a Shamen with my own tribe in the rain forest.

After much lobbying of MEP's, I am happy to announce that the Vapourise Fatty Death star has been comissioned by the Parky Foundation. Obviously the logistics and breath of this project means that it will be some years till this futuristic weapon will come on-line. Once online it will test fire a proton beam that will innitially just tickle Terry Mac's head and turn his hair a jet death star black. The second firing of this awesome instrument will be the kill strike on FF himself. Other targets of merits are currently being considered.

they won't take any notice of any message boards. Because 99% of fans who go to matches probably don't post on them. That's true but they represent a fair cross-section of opinion of what a lot of match going fans think. Views on messageboards are also reflected on the 3 legends, letter pages, fanzines, and are echoed throughout pubs on Tyneside. I don't imagine Shepherd does pay any attention to other peoples' opinions though, which is why we are in the mess we are currently in. The least you lot could do is register on TFN's site and at least lend moral support.

TV is where a lot of the Liverpool old boys end up....Perhaps even Terry Mac one day.