Park Life

*Parky slips 3 Arsenal players into his fantasy side for the days proceedings*

He was praising our performances against Watford and Man City yesterday, I could not believe what I was hearing. The bullshit he has been saying in recent weeks is now on a par with Souness. Honestly the man is a fucking moron. I'm sick of the sight of his ferrety little face. Yes Gemma I too find his forest dweller bone structure adds to the irritation. Btw is N.O. down?

Someone missing the point of life. That's pretty harsh on Luque, like.

Someone missing the point of life.

Arsenal (a): No points Pompey (h): Three points Reading (h): Three points Blackburn (a): One point Chelsea (a): No points Watford (h): Three points Spurs (h): Three points Bolton (a): No points Everton (a): One point Man Utd (h): No points

Watched Turkey v Italy last night and belive it or not he was one of their best players.

A tad harsh? I reckon he'd take it in the spirit in which it was intended. at least I'd hope so. Depends if it was a shot-reverse shot or slow pan with emotional close up.

A tad harsh?

Honestly Alex if it is a film I've really been looking forward to I sometimes stand in front of the snacks kiosk and mull if I should buy up ALL the nachos and bin them. (That's not right tho is it?). I can't really be arsed with the flicks unless it's somewhere like the Tyneside. It's so uncivilized man. It's the only time my girlfriend gets a bit nervous when I start scanning nearby seats for snack noise pollution or idle chatter. What's wrong with these people!!?

Honestly Alex if it is a film I've really been looking forward to I sometimes stand in front of the snacks kiosk and mull if I should buy up ALL the nachos and bin them. (That's not right tho is it?).

I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!! Why is it the twat in front of me always insists on reclining from the minute we take off to the minute we land? I'm a shiten coward like Gemmill and keep my rage contained but one day I'm going to explode and garotte the bastards! If they're not too big and ideally a woman, better still a business woman I say, "What are you doing?!!" Loudly. And normally after a brief interchange and the victory of reason they put it back up or I kick the back of the seat for the whole flight. It is something I won't have on a 50 min flight. I had proper air rage once against some German that actually turned round and had a go at me because my knees were in the back of his seat after he'd FULLY reclined his seat from the second the seat belt light went off on a 10 hour flight. I could have knocked his fucking head off when he turned round with his inflatable pillow still tucked under his neck and his eye mask thing up on his forehead and went "I VANT TO KNOW WHY I AM HAVING YOUR KNEES IN ZE BACK OF MY SEAT!" It ended up with me telling him he'd "better turn round and shut up you dickhead", to which he replied "No, YOU are ze dickhead" before turning round and shutting up. I then played keepy up with his seat for the remainder of the flight. That's a full 100 Parky points Gemma.

I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!! Why is it the twat in front of me always insists on reclining from the minute we take off to the minute we land? I'm a shiten coward like Gemmill and keep my rage contained but one day I'm going to explode and garotte the bastards! If they're not too big and ideally a woman, better still a business woman I say, "What are you doing?!!" Loudly. And normally after a brief interchange and the victory of reason they put it back up or I kick the back of the seat for the whole flight. It is something I won't have on a 50 min flight.

I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!! Once I sat there in the cinema and pretended to eat noisily (even though I had no snacks) to get the nacho eater in front of me to shut up. .......People have no manners these days and I won't tolerate it!!

I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!!

Perhaps I still have room in my life for carmelised vegetables done in the oven with garlic infused olive oil, dusted with fresh tarragon and butter to serve. Alex, You've got a bloody good memory.

I call for Gemmill to be indighted under the race relations act. Although he has said nothing untoward on this thread and is clearly not racist, his stubborn stance in not getting involved in 'this thread' has raised suspiscions of a) His sexual orientation and His irrational hatred of fish and chip shops. The fact that these two issues seem unconnected and arbitary is no excuse, WE WANT ANSWERS GEMMA!!

If this is true, not really the example to be setting.

How dare you!

After a couple of months of experimenting with vegetatia, I'm not sure they are all they are cracked up to be.

yes of course and im not disagreeing that he is an evil bastard, & shud have got rid off it's just funny how other presidents have done worse things, if not worse e.g. Airel Sharon?? but nobody has done nowt... it's just strange dont you think?? Killing someone is the easy way out, why not let him suffer and prison him for life My faith in scousers somewhat restored. It's clear they will hang one of his doubles and Saddam will retire to Miami on a CIA pension.

Happy Face is a film snob? Heard a sly rumour that the Pope is Catholic today aswell. Define 'snob'. I'll watch anything and everything, and enjoy most of it. You want to see Parky's top 50, the definition of a snob tbh. The savages are clueless about cinema and I think most of 'them' would be first to admit it.

Now we're getting to the heart of the matter. Smells it seems somehow trigger the lower brain and survival becomes paramount.

Cox has the better lingua patter of the two as well and always looks in dire need of a piss.

I am more than prepared to haul Gemma before the Haig as his absence from a thread of these proportions is surely a henious dereliction of some kind. Guilt by absence, he will be tried in absentia and ritually hanged along with all his 'doubles' to be sure.

Who is he like? Marcus Tandy's chunkier brother (Kermode not Price). That Alex Cox bloke says good things about films sometimes. Kermode looks too happy and healthy to be a film critic.