Park Life

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml...7/nbrown227.xml Gordon Brown will today seek to boost his credentials as a champion of Britishness by demanding immigrants undertake community work before receiving citizenship. Gordon Brown wants to make 'Britishness' one of the themes of his premiership, if and when he becomes PM The Chancellor is promoting the move on the grounds that it would encourage integration and help newcomers settle. He said: "Being a British citizen is about more than a test, more than a ceremony; it's a kind of contract between the citizen and the country involving rights but also involving responsibilities that will protect and enhance the British way of life."" Worms.Can.Opened. But how is this going to work?

Not saying he deserves it (who does tbh?) but it's pretty obvious why he still gets lots of attention in the press over here. ......yes press driven I agree. Not really anymore much to do with his declining abilities. Capello is 100% right about him and tried to remould Real, they have been too dumb IMO to let him overhaul a club which should be doing a lot better with the turnover they have.

If he wanted to carry on playing football he should have come back to England.

I don't know why Beckham still draws all this attention, hasn't been anywhere near his best for 2/3 years now. Just shows the paucity of exported English players in the Euro game....Still lacking texhnique and brains.

The def thing should have been sorted in the summer.

Speak for yourself you fucking pervert I was alluding more to the dad killing than the mam shagging. I think the 'dad killing' is more lower brain and to do with shortage of grazing or territory.

They're lying third and in contention for a CL spot. Good side, we will be going some to get past this lot. http://soccernet.espn.go.com/tables?league=ned.1&cc=5739

Murdoch is truly one of the most evil people on this planet. Which world would you prefer? Murdoch and the Simpsons. Neither. Since a programme that good would have walked onto most if not all networks and has no need for Fox or Murdoch, i'll go for a world with The Simpsons and one where Murdoch is burning in hell where he belongs!!! You can sum Fox up by the fact they attempted/threatened to sue the Simpsons when its on their own network, the gormless bastards! It is one of the most inane networks on the planet.

Nice one. Will have a ferret. This Evan Valentine - Sinister device is v good.

Nice one. Will have a ferret.

Murdoch is truly one of the most evil people on this planet. Which world would you prefer? Murdoch and the Simpsons. Neither. I want clarification on this question...Is it some kind of trap Nicos? No, the Fox network brings The Simpsons to your screen. You can't have one without the other. I'd beg to differ. The creators are primarily responsible...Someone else would have brought it to 'the screen' it is good enough. But I take your point. Mmmm...That's got me thinking.

Murdoch is truly one of the most evil people on this planet. Which world would you prefer? Murdoch and the Simpsons. Neither. I want clarification on this question...Is it some kind of trap Nicos?

Murdoch is truly one of the most evil people on this planet.

You'll be stronger for it mate. I was going to add that fathers think with their cocks....But alas it is a rather fragile pun.

Wise words indeed. Nice one confucius, go buy a fortune cookie. Sorry Sammy I already put that up before I got to your rebuttal. Parky don't be sorry just be aware it's not always a valid solution. Believe me I am aware.

Wise words indeed. Nice one confucius, go buy a fortune cookie. Sorry Sammy I already put that up before I got to your rebuttal.

My mother split from my real father when I was 3, so I never knew him, he died a couple of years ago. Seemingly I have step sisters n brothers. Never been interested in seeing him (especially now ) but when I found out he had died I was a bit upset My mother married the bloke who people class as my dad and I was adopted by him. Always thought him to be a twat but as we get older we get on better. My mother fucked of and left him when I was 14, so the poor bloke was left with someone elses kid so I think he has been good to me (twat) My mother (slut) then married another bloke, stuck up C*nt. he now claims to be my step dad (no way hose) Anyway only parents I have ever got on with are my grand parents who brought me up, and in later years took me in when I was in trouble or needing somewhere to live. Got hoyed out the hoose at 15. You should definately pursue the comedy.

Wise words indeed.

I thought that said Ricky Martin for a minute...

Do your write or anything like that?

What's the story of peoples parents? Do you still get on with them or hate them?

Turkey's weird in that respect though, societal attitudes towards homosexuality are often so different to the legislative side of things that you wonder whether they're talking about the same country. Though obviously that doesn't mean you're not absolutely right in terms of the government welcoming what the EU has to say. Gay's their travails in Tel Aviv... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6110686.stm Hehe given up on the Iran "argument" then? Although I doubt there'd be a problem with gay groups attacking orthodox-religious groups who then clash with the police in Iran, they would have just hung them in the first place so ensuring a nice peaceful county. Such an admirable way of doing things, eh? Thinking about it Nigeria is likely to make homosexuality a criminal offence soon, off for a visit to see how it’s done then are we? Your saving grace fopper is your sense of humour.

Turkey's weird in that respect though, societal attitudes towards homosexuality are often so different to the legislative side of things that you wonder whether they're talking about the same country. Though obviously that doesn't mean you're not absolutely right in terms of the government welcoming what the EU has to say. Gay's their travails in Tel Aviv... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6110686.stm