Park Life

I am the William Burroughs of internet forums I'll have you know.

It's very liberating you know. You dirty bastard ....not when you're hallucinating you're in the rainforest...

It's very liberating you know.

Then there is the 'ghost begger', one you see in multiple locations who stares directly at you.

Made big bucks in Tinseltown for a bit. Then started freebasing late at night with some faliled writers in a garage in the heights. Phil Collins? Yeah. *Totally made up though. I wish it was true. Would probably give his career a whole new lease of life. Made a killing doing music for Disney and others a few years ago.

The cat was their lucky charm. I've slept on it, and I think it's exactly the opposite. The cat is the harbinger of death. It showed all it's attention to Chrissy's photo, until Paulie relucantly accepted the new patch, when it switched to looking at him. He's as good as dead. His instinct to stay away was right. As soon as he thought he was out, Tony pulled him back in...and the cat switched attention to him. I've clearly over romantacised this cat.

Could be a new Disney feature, that. Ghostly White Jade and the Seven Poisoned Z-List Dwarves - introducing Skanky, Filthy, Dirty, Mingy, Gobby, Nasty and Bint.

Made big bucks in Tinseltown for a bit. Then started freebasing late at night with some faliled writers in a garage in the heights. Phil Collins? Yeah. *Totally made up though.

Then there is the 'claw' begger. Not a hand as such more like a bedraggled gnarled tree thing - pawing at your finery.

She's got a point like, they should have sent her to the chair for contempt of court Chair's too good for her!

Some of the Africans selling sunglasses and stuff in Paris get a bit lairy. Paris must be a begging haven mind. Americans are begging nirvana.

They all seem to have sports bags for some reason....Adidas, Puma etc..

He lives on in our hearts fella.

Groove Armada - Save your soul. (with that grandmaster flash sample in it).

Is that one of his distuingishing features? Nah classic prop.

....and a little squeeze right?

About eight out of ten beggars prefer it. I dont give them anything unless im pissed, then im a big softy and usually give them all the change in my purse, anything between 20p and £20 (only ever gave £20 once as far as I can remember) The ones near the cashpoints are irritating unlike those that hide in parks in clutches of trees etc...The madder the better...

Absolute pish, avoid at all costs. Slept through most of it.

Honestly I haven't a clue who she is.

Do they have to be British?....Bit strange..

...have you got upto? After a rather savage acid trip (many years ago) I couldn't count money for about three days and childrens telly scared the shit out of me.

Made big bucks in Tinseltown for a bit. Then started freebasing late at night with some faliled writers in a garage in the heights.

The cat was their lucky charm.

I love to see a good prop on a begger. Reeves and Mortimer would have made ideal beggers come to think of it.

What kind do you give to and what kind do you not? I tend to give to the ones who are doing summat ie playing an instrument or whatever. Never to the ones that hold out bits of card with messages. And never to the ones that hassle you on the train. Ocassionally to the pisshead type if he has a comedy face or looks like mischief. Never to the depressed looking types.