Park Life

I take what I can get.

Some recognition at last!! Alex and Gemma take it for granted these days I'm afraid.

Ditto, plus proper shampoo (Trevor Sorbin hair thickener ) and proper conditioner. No wax or gel though... little point Trevor Sorbie is baldy anyway. It obviously works then. Cure for baldness just around the corner apparently. Will put all these fake exotic shampoo's out of the game. I think I can live with it tbh. Not really the end of the world, is it? You can't wait to get an alice band on I bet. Save that sort of fantasing for the pm's man

Ditto, plus proper shampoo (Trevor Sorbin hair thickener ) and proper conditioner. No wax or gel though... little point Trevor Sorbie is baldy anyway. It obviously works then. Cure for baldness just around the corner apparently. Will put all these fake exotic shampoo's out of the game. I think I can live with it tbh. Not really the end of the world, is it? You can't wait to get an alice band on I bet.

Yes, I heard about that too. Up there with the mothers (who obviously had nowt better to do) who were taking Mackey D's to their kids (and other's kids) at school after healthy school meals initiative. Nice one This was the passing burgers through the fence scandal wasn't it?

Ditto, plus proper shampoo (Trevor Sorbin hair thickener ) and proper conditioner. No wax or gel though... little point Trevor Sorbie is baldy anyway. It obviously works then. Cure for baldness just around the corner apparently. Will put all these fake exotic shampoo's out of the game.

Beyond help behaviour like that....Just shoot them.

Boumsong £8m Actual value of player £0m McKay £1m Fatty £1m Boumsong £1m Souey £1m Rangers £4m _____________ £ 8m

I use face cream, silly not to.

Russians have a slightly heavier version of the German angst, but where as the the Germans cheer themselves up by making meaningless rules, the Russians haven't really organised a proper displacement activity.

"Severely overweight children should be taken from their parents and put into care, doctors said yesterday as it emerged that obesity had been a factor in at least 20 child protection cases in the past year. Social services threatened to take Connor McCreaddie, 8, away from his mother In the most extreme cases, where parents refuse to improve diets, social services should intervene to protect children's long-term health, doctors said. A motion to be debated at the British Medical Association's annual conference this month will call for overfeeding to be considered a form of parental neglect or abuse." Totally agree, nothing worse than seeing young fat kids (most look depressed), waddling around with fat parents drinking fat drinks and eating fat food.

"Almost half of working-age men in Russia who die are killed by alcohol abuse, according to a new medical study which says the country's males die in excessive numbers not just because they drink lots of vodka but because they also consume products containing alcohol, such as eau de cologne, antiseptics and medicinal tinctures. Some products contain 95% alcohol by volume, equating to 200 proof." http://www.guardian.co.uk/russia/article/0,,2103670,00.html It's all those long cold nights.

Strange. Mourinho has actually lost interest in him as they were meant to be concentrating on buying the cd Alex.

He's kept at it for quite a while now, hats off to him.

Bit stuck in the 80's like. Gordon Gecko eat your heart out. Mobiles wasn't it?

*Parky dashes over to the management screen on N.O.* It's up.

*Parky dashes over to the management screen on N.O.*

Simon Jordan is excellent with these things.

It's all the same to Gemma.

I only ever go out 'there' on my scooter. Most of the girls don't want to know Go to Hamburg snakey, the girls even provide their own car! It's quite interesting to see how senior they are in their occupation by what make and model they have underneath them. And what type of car they have. Hamburg very cool for these activities or so I've heard anyway.

Aye, agree with that tbf. Ideologically I think it's an abomination but in terms of performing the function it's actually pretty sound. You don't have to agree just cause Alex does. He normally pulls me up when I'm talking shite so he I must have made a decent point there. I bet you're gutted you've lost your birthright btw. Don't follow. EDIT: Just got it, bit slow this morning.

Aye, agree with that tbf. Ideologically I think it's an abomination but in terms of performing the function it's actually pretty sound. You don't have to agree just cause Alex does.

Prostitutes have been standing on street corners for ever and a day. Wherever the do it, they get moved along and no more. If they were outside my house it would only be a matter of time before they were moved somewhere else. But all these adverts must be costing a million or more? That million could have re-surfaced someone's street. Or buy a kidney machine. Or numerous other, more valuable, things than attempting to curtail something that will just never stop imo. I agree with you. Labour controlfreakery is summat to behold. Total waste of money.

Only your avatar has saved you from a frothing tirade 2J.

I thought it was utter shit, but not as bad as Oceans 13... Parky, your knowledge of film is as brilliant as your knowledge of constitutional law is lamentable. I have always wanted to say..........brilliant avatar. One of the best films I've ever seen Still in the Parky top 10 mate.... Shame the old fella isn't still with us, I'd like to have seen him finish one or two more projects.