Park Life

Onto series 3 right now, christ Jackie Jnr was a right little shit, who thought he was so above himself. Might go back to series One. Good idea.

Mice in the mainframe?

He looks too skinny to me. Sell him. After booing him, naturally Is he left footed? Left footed cd's are always cursed.

Christ. Christ?

Parky basically the epitome of "What's going on here lads?" (ah fuck I've missed it - I'll try to restart it though)? ised?

Basically criticising my posting style when you'll all be mimicking it in days? Again. Style? Yeah? ing? ish?

Basically criticising my posting style when you'll all be mimicking it in days? Again. Style?

They can fire it at very specific areas now apparently by using markers or summat. V Interesting field.

to shoot muslims ....bit close to the bone fella..

Is this the biggest penis gag in waiting?

I might get that even though I've got a few already. Rope is a one a lot of people forget about. Quality film though. I'd get that myself,but i can't see it on HMV for £25 ?? I think he means at the shop itself in the Toon. Still only 5 worth buying in there tbqh.

What will happen is this: Anelka will sign for Arsenal and have one great season and then everyone across a million boards will say..."Yes Parky you were right about him all along". AAArghh..

...or smile inanely as you produce slyly taken pics of his children with a telephoto lens.. Shake hands then and there in the full knowledge the position is yours.

Black shirt with a white tie. Have a hat with a white band around it as well. Oh, and spats. And a silver-topped cane. Sorry. I'm not much help. Just be yourself. Show enthusiasm and interest. Try to talk English. Hobbies. ....take a small housepet and let it loose...While he is distracted shuffle over and have a quick look at his prepared questions.

Tie a huge nosebag of monster munch round yer neck bray like a horse and snaffle at them noisily....This way no difficult questions need answering. Jobs a goodun.

Write out with felt tip: "Grey is this years black" and tape it to the lapelle of your grey suit. On no account wear socks....It's passe now and just looks silly. Best to kneel at his feet on the floor and open up his zipper.. Job in bag. FACT. FYP

Write out with felt tip: "Grey is this years black" and tape it to the lapelle of your grey suit. On no account wear socks....It's passe now and just looks silly. Best to sit at his feet on the floor and look up with puppy eyes.. Job in bag. FACT.

Thought the loan deal was done and dusted?

.....this will end up with some kind of link up to the Tino drugs story if the hacks have that 10th pint...

He looks about 28 ish tbh.

This makes sense. Quite a combative combo.

I'm not far off fella. I was astounded. Meenzer is right a nice cafe in a good location is what its about.

Probably the same lad Alex. His brother had to get it taken out of the Benfield road shop as it was just to expensive for the clientèle around there. I'm sure it's about 8p a cup buy in Aye, John - that's him. And that's the place on Benfield Rd. Actually, wor sis told me his brother runs the shop now but John was telling me how little it cost him per cup. 8p might have been it. That's how much Costa charged him btw, before anyone starts Gemmill and Renton silenced there. Not at all, that's the cost of the base product, not taking into account staff wages, rent, taxes, utilities etc, etc. Fuck me, it's not brain surgery. Parky's point being that the municipal (?) authorities in Hamburg help the coffee shop owner with these costs, making it canny profitable. If the amount of thriving coffee shops in Berlin is anything to go by, sounds like a plan to me. I'm gutted man I missed out on getting in on it by about a week.

I too was stunned.... His Coke cooler with the big logo....He keeps that in his cafe he gets the Coke delivered for peanuts...we worked it out at about 16p a bottle for which he charges 2 Euro.