Park Life

Why not just f*cking PM the chap instead of airing your dirty shit-stained linen in public chap? You'd be wise to take heed from Charlie, chap (not Charlie Chaplin of course). Alex has won this battle of wits chap. All you'll get from hereonin are nutters contributing to this particular thread, simply slagging you off. Like me. I don't PM, in this case it seems too much like arranging a gay cruise to me. As for not airing laundry, I'm with you, but the fact is, Alex has one mother fucking hard on for all my posts, so it's best handled out in the open so that any judgement is full and final and this shit won't continue until the end of time. Keep on keepin on. Is this the good shit or the bad shit we're on about here?

Lovely soundtrack to boot.

...or even the far greater crime of piss-poor sentence construction.

Is this bit redundant?

Did you stay awake all night cooking up this 'counter-strike' ?

Shocking craic Take your patter elsewhere or I'll wrap a trolley around your head. Is this a variant on the paving stone?

Bit worrying but I had a dream that Dennis Wise arguing on telly with Alan Shearer about taxi fares.

From the comments: When I was seriously injured in a car accident last year, a group of struggling actors peeled up in a mysterious black van, taped a copy of Dianetics to my forehead and set a portable DVD player to loop DHARMA AND GREG reruns. Thanks to the quick intervention of Scientology, I can walk again!!

Keegan and Mort talk a lot of sense in those quotes. And Mort has taken the stance which is not only sensible regarding Shearer developing himself futher first, it is also a signal to Shearer who is in charge.

This is the crux of it and especially in the 2nd half where we made two increases of tempo something we rarely managed under SA. Keegan looked unhappy which is good news.

To bring it down to the bottom line our biggest failing is that we can't break with pace. And even when Martins comes back it's no good just one player doing it.

Really need a real right winger with pace and better crossing ability. Whenver Milner beats someone they catch up after two or three paces then his cross is partially unsighted/blocked...Or he has to beat the man again [repeat/] I'm beginning to think Kuyt can run faster.

Kazenga again looking good in his little camero and as you say nearly a killer pass. He has a bit of pace and seems two footed - no lack of confidence either. I know Duff is coming back but he really seems to have lost all his pace, continually running sideways or into dead ends. Milner is really no more than a squad player who has the odd good game. How many times did he try and fail to get a good cross in? Impressed with Roze and even a couple of good searching balls from him. But he seems to be another one who is neither fish nor flesh (same as Smith) but in his case he isn't quite the reliable CD or good enough on the ball for more than a passable DM (Faye has been best in that role a couple of times he's played it. Looking at today we really need to get an AM in and at least one more winger, one that has proper pace.

Not a massive fan. 'Money' is good though. Fantastic book.

Says the woman who has 17 posts in here. To be fair, if it wasn't for people going "xx pages ffs, get a grip", this thread would probably be about 4 pages shorter We need NSG/stevie to get back in here with some propa mud slinging stylee.

3-2 to us after Bolton open the scoring... Zoggy to get at least one of them.

Just started. "The House of Meetings" by Martin Amis. It's quite a short book, which is bothering me now cause it is really well written and I already don't want it to end. Mart needs to knuckle down and deliver another big novel in the vein of "The Information".

Amen, brother. We're the real Slimshady The other Slimshadies (sp) are just imitatin'. Will the real Slimshady please stand up, please stand up. ^^^^

Mental.

Nail on heed that marra. Said it before, in that sense we definitely are a big club and it's why we get a bad press a lot of the time from individual journos who are clearly just peddling their own resentful little agendas. Jealousy. There's a fine line between being a big draw and a freak show. Do you think the press are all over Amy Winehouse or Brtiney Spears every day because they're great singers? No, it's because they want to see them implode and top themselves. It's ghoulish fascinitation. Everton and the like are just not that interesting. Aye, you're spot on. No one buys their records, do they?

...same here 5live have fucked off the cunts.. Listening to it on Radio Newcastle over the web, it's still on. http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/mainframe.s...newcastle.shtml Cheers Thanks.

...same here 5live have fucked off the cunts..

KK is such motivator and has that special charisma, not really sure what AS will bring to the party. Hardly a coach or tactician is he? At some point I'd welcome him, but I want to see a bit more than him pissing about on telly and whatnot...

"Let there be light!"