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Is this a case of Leeds have stalled a bit and Spurs have done well since he went there or have you genuinely heard that was the case because it seems like a classic case of 2+2=5. Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc We are talking about Dennis Wise right?

When you're in a partnership with Poyet and he's the brains you know you're in trouble.

Is this a case of Leeds have stalled a bit and Spurs have done well since he went there or have you genuinely heard that was the case because it seems like a classic case of 2+2=5. Scientists who test washing powder have confirmed Dennis Wise only has one brain cell. FACT.

I know an 'A' level in burger bar management would be a step up for you Nicos. It's always been the dream. Seriously man, 'believe' and someday you will get there.

Word seems to be that Poyet was the brains at Leeds.

I know an 'A' level in burger bar management would be a step up for you Nicos.

I would have thought someone more tactically astute would have been better. Wise and Pearce? All we need now is Vinny Jones.

Pearce in the frame for the No.2. I'm reeling.

All I know about DW is that he gets nasty if he's losing.

Should have taken the blue pill.

First we appoint KK and now possibly Wise as DOF. He's a good manager but didn't really see him as a DOF must admit. Bring it on whatever it is.

McDonald's A-level 'tough course', says Brown "The prime minister has defended the accreditation of in-company qualifications after it was announced that staff at McDonald's could gain the equivalent of an A-level in burger bar management. The fast food giant, Network Rail and the airline Flybe are the first three companies to win government approval to become an exam board. The Qualifications and Curriculum Authority has approved a pilot "basic shift manager" course, which will train staff in everything they need to run a McDonald's outlet, from marketing to human resources and customer service skills. The budget airline Flybe will start piloting their "airline trainer programme" in the summer, which will cover everything from engineering to cabin crew training. Much of the course will fit with the QCA's Qualifications and Credit Framework, which allows credits for units of work to build up to full qualifications over time." http://education.guardian.co.uk/alevels/st...2248133,00.html

When you take out all the very winnable games, then the fixtures can look daunting, but put back in the Boro, Fulham, Blackburn, Birmingham Reading, Mackems, West Ham and Portsmouth games we've got coming too and it's not really that much of a crisis. IMO I don't think these are at all very winnable games. You don't think it's very possible to beat a team we've already beaten once this season under Allardyce's negative tactics? I don't think away to West Ham and Birmingham are very winnable games no. Just because we don't have a Fabregas in the middle of the park, it doesn't make the shit teams any better. I reckon we'll be the bookies favourites for the majority of those games. Maybe I'm a bit grumpy this morning.

When you take out all the very winnable games, then the fixtures can look daunting, but put back in the Boro, Fulham, Blackburn, Birmingham Reading, Mackems, West Ham and Portsmouth games we've got coming too and it's not really that much of a crisis. IMO I don't think these are at all very winnable games. You don't think it's very possible to beat a team we've already beaten once this season under Allardyce's negative tactics? I don't think away to West Ham and Birmingham are very winnable games no. And if you're imagining Sunderland are automatically down consider they've beaten Bolton and Portsmouth and were v unlucky against Blackburn in their last 4 games.

When you take out all the very winnable games, then the fixtures can look daunting, but put back in the Boro, Fulham, Blackburn, Birmingham Reading, Mackems, West Ham and Portsmouth games we've got coming too and it's not really that much of a crisis. IMO I don't think these are at all very winnable games.

Gosh that's a million miles from your OP.

I find that a very strange comment coming from you. Not sure what you're babbling about KK is trying to get players in and the club has tried so far to get 2 players in to my knowledge Diarra and Woodgate. Maybe the club is making rash choices ?? Our last convincing win was beating Spurs back in the middle of Oct and they hit the post twice iirc. Knowing how KK is I imagine he won't be happy to just write the season off as you seem keen to do....But yes your forte is film talk after all. Coming from me?? Not sure what you're babbling about really. The club/Keegan have made approaches and been knocked back by a couple of targets, but you're still running around screaming "BUY! BUY! BUY! ". It'd be nice if they'd said yes, but we don't need to buy someone else for the sake of spending. If we keep lowering our standards (talent wise) and increasing our spending, we'll end up like the Mackems. If other quality targets become available, champion, go for it. But I'll not worry if nowt happens in the next 3 days. I honestly don't think I am Nicos. If that is the impression I'm giving then take it from me it's not what I mean at all. Take a look at the fixtures ringo. Arsenal away. Then Villa (away) and ManUtd in Feb. Then away to Liv, B'ham and the rejuvenated Spurs in March. There is poss two games in April we can win and then we end with Chelsea and Everton both of which we will surely lose. You might begin to see why I ain't so relaxed as your good self bro.

Saving it for your mam.

How long is this operation which is now taking on biblical proportions expected to take? Will KK in the dead of night be peeking in their windows to check on their diet? Keegan's into his 2nd week of management and he hasn't signed anyone yet. Is it a disaster (possibly biblical?) Maybe. Who knows? He might just be doing it on purpose to wind up people needing instant answers. For quick relief you could always buy a wank mag. Perhaps if we didn't want to buy untill the summer it might have been wiser to leave SA in charge and have a more 'thoughtful' and considered changeover. If it is the case that we can't buy cause a there is a new man in charge and as I said earlier the real re-shaping will begin in summer why did KK say he needed 3 players? Perhaps he needs a wank as well...Or perhaps he already realises the problems with the squad and the tricky fixture list. Clubs look at players continually and it is ongoing through various channels it is ludicurous in the extreme that KK won't have been advised on the players we have been tracking. One think is for sure if we lose a few more games and things start to look tricky and we didn't try and buy one or two players YOU and KK are going to start looking mighty silly. Football these days is ongoing and speculative in a very competitive market place for attracting players no team has the luxury to sit around and wait for 'the summer' or 'the window' anymore. Try thinking it don't hurt. You seem desperate for the club to spend money though you give the club nowt. You got a Warren Barton tattoo and name your bairn Faustino too? You sack Sam and get a new man in now so he can make a judgement on the players he's got this season, and make changes over the summer. Rather than making rash choices without seeing a single performance and fucking up another season a la Allardyce. Keegan said he'd possibly bring in 2 or 3 players. If those he wanted won't come, don't take it as a contractual obligation that he still has to fill those spots with someone just so you have something to chat about on here. That's another thing Allardyce had to do and the vast majority of his signings have been hammered as abject failures. I find that a very strange comment coming from you. Not sure what you're babbling about KK is trying to get players in and the club has tried so far to get 2 players in to my knowledge Diarra and Woodgate. Maybe the club is making rash choices ?? And KK's comments about looking at players at other clubs is more rashess is it? You really need to look at what the people you are commenting on are saying before coming on here all lah dih dah throwing your little stones at my huge castle of magnificence. Our last convincing win was beating Spurs back in the middle of Oct and they hit the post twice iirc. Knowing how KK is I imagine he won't be happy to just write the season off as you seem keen to do....But yes your forte is film talk after all.

How long is this operation which is now taking on biblical proportions expected to take? Will KK in the dead of night be peeking in their windows to check on their diet? Keegan's into his 2nd week of management and he hasn't signed anyone yet. Is it a disaster (possibly biblical?) Maybe. Who knows? He might just be doing it on purpose to wind up people needing instant answers. For quick relief you could always buy a wank mag. Perhaps if we didn't want to buy untill the summer it might have been wiser to leave SA in charge and have a more 'thoughtful' and considered changeover. If it is the case that we can't buy cause a there is a new man in charge and as I said earlier the real re-shaping will begin in summer why did KK say he needed 3 players? Perhaps he needs a wank as well...Or perhaps he already realises the problems with the squad and the tricky fixture list. Clubs look at players continually and it is ongoing through various channels it is ludicurous in the extreme that KK won't have been advised on the players we have been tracking. One think is for sure if we lose a few more games and things start to look tricky and we didn't try and buy one or two players YOU and KK are going to start looking mighty silly. Football these days is ongoing and speculative in a very competitive market place for attracting players no team has the luxury to sit around and wait for 'the summer' or 'the window' anymore. Try thinking it don't hurt.

And misses ...from two yards.

...or out of their heads.

Well what the fuck else is he gonna say?

How long is this operation which is now taking on biblical proportions expected to take? Will KK in the dead of night be peeking in their windows to check on their diet?

Im guessing he plays in an entire 11 a side team made up of lads that all live in Obas flat ...and half the neighbours flat when they're at work.