Park Life

I'd have Berbatov over Torres every time.

Bet she's no good at conversation.

Who is she?

You wankers.

Ideally should happen to everyone on myspace.

Made up.

We heard you the first time. Unlike the other night.

Pennant, Kujit, Crouch, Voronin, Benyoun, Aurelio, Arbeloa,...All dross if title challenges is what you expect from Benny.

Not sure what your offering ringo but I'm booked tonight.

The standard Liverpool (a club I have a lot of respect for) response atm is that you can't spend as much as the top 2....Pitiful. If you want to make excuses why don't you just say Rafa is a defensive coach and he's wasted a lot of money on mediocrity?

Complete bollocks, I've never seen anything in this country before or since when we played Barca and that was just a group game. Sounded shite on the telly, till last 10 minutes. I thought there was summat wrong with the sound.

He's done nothing of the kind. Sorry.

This is the thing I don't understand, I think you've got a right to be unhappy at finishing fourth. As far as the league goes you basically haven't progressed at all since Benitez took over, despite him being backed in the transfer market. Surely after all the time he has been there yous should be expecting to make a realistic title challenge imo. Exacertdly.

It's all in the wrist mate.

Wouldn't it concern you that Rico, Leazes and Stevie could also have guns too? Depends if they've been practicing. Or if they're all locked in the same room

Taglialatella The wing back who kept falling over his own legs?

Is that not now like? No What beautifully smooth arms you have T.

You should get this one Alex with your cooking skills.

Think it was the mail or express. Says it all though dont it on the official UEFA site also... it also said he was the fan's man of the match... Ridiculous.

One of the most overrated and expensive Italian player of the 90's?....You could make soup with him.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtm...nvoronin110.xml Andriy Voronin bemoans life at Liverpool By Vicki Hodges Last Updated: 9:07am BST 10/04/2008 "Out-of-favour striker Andriy Voronin has made himself Public Enemy No 1 on Merseyside after criticising the standard of living in Britain and in particular the city of Liverpool. The 27-year-old Ukrainian has failed to make an impact on the pitch since arriving on a free transfer from Bayer Leverkusen in the summer, but he has made his presence felt when it comes to bemoaning all that is wrong with life in the UK. Get me outta here: Voronin launches attack on life in England Voronin took no prisoners in his rant which criticised the Scouse way of talking, the high crime rate in the city and attacked the country's health care." Compared with Germany, England is far behind in terms of comfort and culture," Voronin said in an interview with a Russian newspaper. "Five out of the seven houses near us are occupied by footballers. advertisement "Steve Gerrard was burgled recently so a police patrol car comes into our compound fairly often. "We hear police sirens all the time. Leverkusen, by contrast, was so much quieter." On Britain's health care, he said: "The medical services here are poor. When I was in Germany, there were lots of good clinics and doctors. "It is nothing like that here - when our child had a skin allergy we waited hours for the doctor to see him. "When we finally got to see a doctor, he said he didn't know how to treat children and to try rubbing in this ointment. "That was it. I was stunned. As a result my wife had to go back to Odessa with him and took a full set of tests there."

Again. Just seems to go on and on does n`t it.....................funny that! Yeah anyone would think the competition was rigged. Clearly Torres has made the differance when your two banks of 90 defenders decide to counter attack.

Nicos chuckles as he has cunningly draws a pre-emptive strike on R1CO.

Tarantino is erasing violence. A lot of people say it's highly stylised, but actually it's erased. The moment is not rendered. 'The money' needed someone to take Spike Lee out of the loop at the time - back in the day....The rest is history...Black became white and everything returned to normale...Illusionare...