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Bit of a cliche. Lot depends on your core persona. It definitely does like. I think it gets that rep because you see people out doing it who are tossers anyway and already have a few tickets on themselves and they do a line or four and think they're God's gift. Exactly. I have the ability to laugh at myself and some of the sheeet I come out with....Very necessary on the coca cola. Aye, I don't mind a bit of the verbal bollox myself. So long as you're self-deprecating with it and realise you're talking shit. Talking shit is fun though. Or it can be anyway. Of course it is. I also love it when things come out you didn't realise you were thinking about.....etc...

The one drug I've actually found quite dangerous from personal experience anyway.

Bit of a cliche. Lot depends on your core persona. It definitely does like. I think it gets that rep because you see people out doing it who are tossers anyway and already have a few tickets on themselves and they do a line or four and think they're God's gift. Exactly. I have the ability to laugh at myself and some of the sheeet I come out with....Very necessary on the coca cola.

Bit of a cliche. Lot depends on your core persona.

The hypocirisy over Moss doing coke (in the fashion industry FFS) was staggering. Aye, unbelievable that. And I'm not a fan of Pete Doherty (don't hate him either really) but the way the tabloids went on as they he had turned her onto drugs was hilarious. Like she'd never encountered coke before she met him or something. That whole episode was fucking unreal. They're really really thin ffs!!!

Fucking hope not!!

That's about the strength of it aye.

"I heard this at Weight Watchers. Delicious cake idea. If you don't want to eat all the fatty, doughy cakes out there, try this light recipe and people will be licking their fingers off! Take a prepackaged cake mix (from any grocery store, Betty Crocker, etc) and instead of using the ingredients listed on the back like eggs or oil, mix it with a can of diet coke. Works best with a chocolate or fudge mix. For whiter mixes like lemon powder or vanilla, mix in a can of diet 7up. Yum!"

The other problem I have with it is that I tend to chain smoke without realising it.

Yeah but that's because everyone's doing coke these days. The classification of drugs should really have nothing to do with the government. 'Political football' is an overused phrase but it really is warrented with regards to cannabis. The amount of people doing coke now is incredible like. I was down London a few weeks ago and I reckon at least half the bar I was in was on it. I've been in bars in Leeds where you can smell it as soon as you walk in, and with people doing it off the tables rather than in the toilets. Tbh, I don't go out in the Toon very much these days and when I do it's normally a meal with the missus and friends but it'll be the same there no doubt. Canny funny that loads of it was detected in the bogs at the Labour Party Conference a couple of years ago. Hypocrites man, I fucking hate them. Possibly the least surprising sentance I have ever read. As for hypocrites, I think the journos are just as bad. It's all over the House of Commons as well btw and in the Law courts at Temple Bar....But some of those geezers do work long hours.

Totally agree with those sentiments. If you can stop at around 3 ish it's not so bad for sure.

Yeah but that's because everyone's doing coke these days. The classification of drugs should really have nothing to do with the government. 'Political football' is an overused phrase but it really is warrented with regards to cannabis. The amount of people doing coke now is incredible like. I was down London a few weeks ago and I reckon at least half the bar I was in was on it. I've had to knock it on the head, get too depressed afterwards.

...and you'd be right. I like your new av btw.

"Next week, we are reliably told, Gordon Brown will reclassify cannabis as a class B drug rather than a class C. This obscure decision, taken in defiance of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs, is a vignette of modern British government. Brown has no evidence to alter what is a pharmacological classification, but is happy to abuse science to "send a message". Sending messages is the last refuge of the impotent. Nor is the recipient of this message to be cannabis users, long immune to such gestures. It is the editor of the Daily Mail, another amateur pharmacologist who is the prime minister's last friend in an ever-fickle Fleet Street, and whose pages have been obsessed with cannabis for weeks. I declare an interest as a member of the Police Foundation committee under Ruth Runciman, which proposed widespread drug reclassification in 2000. Though rejected by Jack Straw, cannabis reclassification from B to C was implemented by David Blunkett in 2004, though the effect of lowering the penalty for possession was reversed when a panicky Blunkett promptly restored cannabis to the class of arrestable and imprisonable drugs." Utter bollocks. Lions led by sheep etc....... http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/20...medicalresearch

...and a kiss and tell 2 page spread within a couple of days. No, he had the right idea going for the discrete services offered by professional escort workers.

Quite right. Part of the problem is they've got a lot of midfield fiddlers and only really one great striker in Eto'o. If he doesn't fire then they have trouble...Henry and Gudj looked like rabbits in headlights when they came on. Deco was there best midfielder tonight, and Eto'o's decision making was shocking, as was his first touch. It was clear they had to get Eto'o off, but perhaps they left Deco on too long. I'd rather have got Henry (looks well irritated these days) or Gudj on earlier. As Barca started to tire the pass and move would become harder to impose perhaps needing one or two normal sized footballers up front.

Loves the craic innit.

Quite right. Part of the problem is they've got a lot of midfield fiddlers and only really one great striker in Eto'o. If he doesn't fire then they have trouble...Henry and Gudj looked like rabbits in headlights when they came on.

Don't know why he keeps bringing little Bojan on who has zero impact in these high intensity affairs. The problem I have with Barca is that for all their creativity they seem to leave their football brains at home.

Made noises about committing his future blah blah etc...Yes. But this is football.

which cruz would that be? Roque Santa Cruz.

Ok I'll run wild in this one, but take it with a pinch of salt. We're currently in for: Cruz Dunne Cuellar

You missed off Henry Cooper from Annitsford. I thought you might question the Benny inclusion.

If we look at Parky's top 12 Coaches it's going to be tough to get one better. 1. Wenger 2. Fergie 3. Mourinho 4. Lippi 5. Capello 6. Hiddink 7. Scolari 8. Hitzfeld 9. Benitez 10. Van Gaal 11.Ancellotti 12.Ericksson.