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WTF is SSL anyway??

Fuck the EU!!!!!

Trebuchet.

Ok. Port 587 has been working for a couple of weeks and now that has stopped with some Mac message about SSL certificate not being valid..!! a) Shall I hoy the thing out the window? Calmly go about addressing the issue? c) Have a joint do it tomorrow?

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Sitters are responsible for third world hunger and the aids virus. Shocking. CNN are breaking it as we speak!!!!

Eto’o, Drogba, Henry, Rooney, Adebayor, Messi, Torres, Van Nist, Berbatov. I'd rather have all that lot ahead of Trez. He's scored a fair few goals for Juve I know. Trez is just an out and out goal scorer though, so to compare some of those on your list is quite frankly absurd. I mean you've mentioned Messi in there for Christ sake, last time I checked they both never even played the same positions. That is absurd I agree.

Eto’o, Drogba, Henry, Rooney, Adebayor, Messi, Torres, Van Nist, Berbatov. I'd rather have all that lot ahead of Trez. He's scored a fair few goals for Juve I know.

Is that having also seen the original or not? I've not heard a good word from those that have. Had this discussion in the pub afterwards. Haven't seen the original and they had. I'm happy to go with my recommendation.

Let me guess: ITK from F365? What happened to the Mutu deal... He always signs for Arsenal in FM.

Funny Games U.S. Highly recommended. 7.88/10

Jedi's sit Sith stand FACT! Sith tbh Just taken a conference call with Lucas he backs your hypothesis Nicos. In Jedi artifacts sith is indeed a derivative of sitter. He also confirmed that he was a stander and Tararntino was a sitter.

When is he due back from hols?

What shite. Explique?

I wouldn't be suprised after reading the reviews.... Very telling quote too the second one. If it was knee surgery that meant he had lost any semblance of wiping dignity, he must have formerly been a stander. Clearly couldn't stand after the surgery and hence needed a shitty stick for tragic sit down wiping. My heart goes out to him tbf. There but for the grace of God and all that. It must be quite the trauma when a former stander has to fall back on sitting.

www.solutionstoproblemsthatdontexist.com Comes with it's own travel pouch as well. Can just see Gemmil carrying it on his belt like an additional mobile phone. "Bottom Buddy".

You use your free hand to keep them cheeks apart man. Do you sitters need one hand free to wank while you wipe or something? Deviants. How the fucking hell in gods name do you keep 2 cheeks apart with 1 hand? You gently part one away from the other, like pulling a record pack. You don't have to goatse.cx the fucker. So youve got 1 cheek spread and the other cheek normal? May as well shit on the floor and then sit in it tbh. Using the spare hand allows greater cheek dexterity when wiping, you can increase or decrease the gap at your leisure to increase coverage & cleanliness with every wipe. You on the other hand, sit there, relying on the rim to keep you splayed with no regard to the kind of wipe the movement you passed requires. I'd say it's akin to flying blind. Little known fact: Newton discovered gravity primarily due to his habit of standing to wipe.

Hughes can't be that stupid, especially seeing he's a good chance of the Man u job once taggart retires. One season at citeh potentially could fuck it up. The thai Pol Pot is more likely to force his millions on a big name foreign manager than sparky. Zico?

I knew you'd be the first to comment At least you managed to resist the: Sven Gonad Ericksson.

Thought about trying a sit wipe earlier...Just burst out laughing at the laudicrosity of it. Another thing. The sitters can't be doing much valued middle finger work from the sitting position.

Let's spread the net: Trezeguet.

Their respective managers like? Who is Malouda's manager in The Premiership? Bugger! I only put Coit in cause I wanted to use the K2 moniker.

When in doubt overfry.

Their respective managers like?

Ashton Crouch K2 (Kalou and Kuyt) Malouda

Men stand, women sit. Carved in stone.