Park Life

In the papers here Spuds in audacious swoop for Podolski.

The coastal train from Nice to Cannes is really something.

You can have it in Italian if you want, it just means reversing the sentences and crying while you read.

YOu need to do a bong and then it all suddenly becomes clear.

Makes the hair on me neck stand up. Nice but graffitti ruins it for me. Good point.

Thought train drivers were on good money.

It is looking like some almighty hoo - ha behind the scenes at Soccer Trafford Park regarding a certain Portugese eye brow plucker. Ten Cats wants to take over at Blackburn and Chelsea are trying to stop him (pay off with conditions of not managing in Angleterre). Deryidiok moves to the front of the queue to have his testicles felt by Wisey. The big shadow that darkens this image belongs to Zigic. Liverpool aren't pretending and are actually serious about signing Villa. Juve are in for Arda, but Wisey did have a long chat with his agent about 3 weeks ago?? MOURINHO asked for an interview at Barca: "We always worked on the hypothesis of promoting Pep, but we know that the job of coach at Barcelona is one of the most sought-after and Mourinho was interest in explaining his plan for the club and we listened," he revealed. Magpies in for Blackburn def Samba. KK list?? Barton’s agent Willie McKay told MEN Sport: “Joey won't be taking a pay-cut. I hope he soon gets his football career back on track with Newcastle.” Deco to Chelsea and Lampard to Inter nailed on. Joe Cole wants out of the Bridge!!?

Gossipo centrale whero vici nuevo??

YOur next employer might tho.

I recently joined in a fit of boredom at work. So far 20 odd people from my past I have no interest in talking to again have asked to be my friend. But one ex whose number I'd lost has too, so it's gotta be worthwhile. Life is about moving on Nicos. One beer with her and it will all come back to you...The 'ex' bit that is. I'm willing to remain in the past until she tires of being a 'fuck buddy'....again. I'd be impressed if you banged her for a month and then deleted your Facepoop account.

Actually, I quite enjoyed it.. "One gay beer for you and one normal beer for me"..

I recently joined in a fit of boredom at work. So far 20 odd people from my past I have no interest in talking to again have asked to be my friend. But one ex whose number I'd lost has too, so it's gotta be worthwhile. Life is about moving on Nicos. One beer with her and it will all come back to you...The 'ex' bit that is.

Fucking brilliant. I'd start with Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse 5 and The Sirens of Titan. In no particular order. Yes all good.

Takes about 6 goes to get those dumb fuck rednecks to say "Kieeeeed"! I can't believe I've just watched the whole thing, but Jesus, it made me cringe. Just look at the state of him! This is what a can of tuna is like if you give it legs.

YOu lot need shooting. Facepoop??!! I ask you!!??

Omens not good...Italy scraping through early rounds.

It's the uniforms I reckon. The stiffening qualities of starch?

Personally I hope we get none of these.

Only 31 in Aug. I'd go for it if it was a cheepie. I reckon he'd be happy on 20k less than Duff.

Aye this was the result of the Liverpool affair. Is that Fish to the screen left dispatching some rabble with his ivory stocked Brunton & Miffelder? Could be, looks a little thin mind.... although military service will shed a few pounds. You can see Owen in the middle there, his hamstring clearly gone as usual. Clutching his paypacket I see.

Makes the hair on me neck stand up.

He loves to lash it one with the left peg innit?

Aye this was the result of the Liverpool affair. Is that Fish to the screen left dispatching some rabble with his ivory stocked Brunton & Miffelder?

Paris and Prague.