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Edgar's already put a better cross in than Milner all last match.

Cheers. Got someone going on about olives in the background.

Can someone please pm me the necessaries?

Your inbox is full muppet.

No Chance, thats why we can't get rid of him, he knows he's on to a good thing. I agree. His tennis is a lot better I hear.

Only saw a tiny bit of the match and (with the crowd being so small/quiet) I caught KK screaming from the bench "If you're gonna go, go Shola", (the ball was in the opponents corner) i.e. he meant if you're to close people down there - do it at pace and with commitment rather than the lazy jog he did. He was basically kidding himself he was closing the player down. I heard that bit. He was also screming at Duff to "Go on"! ie take on yer man you weedy good for nothing cunt....err..summat like that.

Basically the huge amount of "white powders" has started replacing the calcium in his bones, according to a top London specialist.

Like that time Madonna tried to get my cock in her mouth, I had to politely decline.

He was innocent.

Torres is really impressing me with his worldly knowledge.

Have to agree, he's always looked distincltly average. Tell you what though this new Liv player Dossedena (or whatever) looked pretty poor yesterday.

Newcastle is a sleeping giant with a very strong local footprint, it's more or less a monopoly with guraranteed income ratio's. My mate at Coutts values the club at £240m. We are the kind of club with the possibility to add significantly to turnover, correctly handled. The brand has a very strong possibility to grow in the far east. Man U - Global brand Liv - Global brand Arsenal - Euro Brand Chelsea - Becoming a Euro brand, but need to win the CL to take the step up. After that the only other two clubs that are known in Euro are : Spurs Newcastle Spurs ... Euro following ... Villa; Neverton and Forest are better known than Spurs. Not true. They'd be 6th in terms of worldwide recognition I think well above Everton and Villa, and I've travelled enough to know that. Yup.

Yup.

Fuck the debt. Easier to say than to do. Lot of big clubs carry massive debt. Basically investment on the pitch (not the grass bit) is vital to develop new revenue streams, if that doesn't happen paying off the debt, although good would be like a table with 3 legs. Our turnover without Euro footie is between 85-90m, but it has been as high as 107m. With regular Euro footie and the odd CL season we could have a turnover of 120m which moves us into the bigger leagues. This is the time to strike while the Italian clubs are financially weak and we have vast TV money flows into the game - something which I suspect won't go on forever at these levels.

Fuck the debt.

I really don't think Ashley has the right vision if I was being honest.

Too many of these breaking the waves for their not to be something going on.. DIC NYInvestment group Red sea Group Anil (Reliance Telecom) The new far east lot. For a telecom company in India pushing the brand into the European arena would be of interest imo.

Of course he would. The psychology of the Indian businessman is also very very long term. Agreed. But I think he'd want a big score not a few mill. And even if we allow ourselves to dream of another Abramovich, there wouldn't be enough time to go on a Chelsea style spending spree before the season kicks off imo Depends, if he sells Monday. But this is the thing Kitty....We all want to show some kind of sanity, but the chance of serious money has turned our heads. At the end of the day it is the NOW and probably based on 10% truth.

We still need 2 first teamers and 3 squad as a baseline.

Of course he would. The psychology of the Indian businessman is also very very long term.

Hooking up with an Indian billionaire with the same kind of money as Roman would be a good thing for us. Think of the shirt sales on the sub-continent!!!!! "Howay man" routinely heard in the big Indian cities? They love it innit!! I for one hope it's true, the timing would be excellent and this geezer has serious money not pennies like Ashley.