Park Life

I heard he signed about 2ish?

? Sorry mate I didn't see you. It's what motorists generally say to cyclists' bloodied corpse after they clip them. or... See motherfucker I did see you.

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N.I.M.B.Y.

HDK TBH. D.K.Y. ftw. DKNY? Nah, F.D.N.Y. fwiw F.U.B.U.

HDK TBH. D.K.Y. ftw. DKNY? Oh yes.

HDK TBH. D.K.Y. ftw.

No worries.

Stated!! It's all tea leaves mate. I reckon tomorrow latest.

Milan is to Italy as Hamburg is to Germany. Well, sort of. Then again, I don't like Munich or its people much and they wouldn't call themselves average Germans either. They totally are, mind. I know people who have been to Munchen and Nurnburg they've said the people are great down there in Bavaria, I've been but I was only passing through on the way to Austria when I was at school. I've also heard the Austrians are mental mad funny versions of krauts again I have no first hand experience. Maybe they're the equivalent of jocks, I've always got it in to my head that the middle bit and up, is it the industrial Ruhr Valley, Gelsenkirchen, Koln, Dortmund, Duisburg, Bochum way, are like your boring brummies of Germany, there's every chance I'm wrong though. Another reason why I don't like Italy is it has and always will be corrupt to the core, same with Greece, pretty much the same with a lot of these Mediterranean cunts. The Italians and Greeks are by far the slowest to pay when I do some work for them. One Greek lot took 2 years to pay no joke.

I don't know what's diverse about it, you've been watching True Romance too much I think. The people in the north have money and are cunts, the people in the south don't and they're even bigger cunts. As I gather. I waiting for a few typically insightful words from yourself, to enlighten me. Why bother? We've got opposing views on the Italians and it's not like I'm going to change your mind. I've said what I wanted to say. Have said this before, but found Milan much more pleasant than Barca...Town and people wise. Milanese aren't like the average Italians though.

Oban is lovely.

It looks fairly amusing when for every queue there is a tributary queue, a mini queue and people pretending to look at the boards yet wandering ever closer to the kiosk queue. But after the first 10 min or so one starts instinctively reaching for the imaginary Glock.

OMG!! PAULA RUNS ON SIX LEGS SHOCKA!! DRUGS TEST NEGATIVE!!

Presumably he's worried about an Indian takeaway He's either getting into a pickle or this story has been roganjoshing all along.

God I'm so tempted to re-write the opening scene.

The Spanish have their moments. The ticket office queueing at Barca train station left much to be desired.

The only things missing are Roman standards, Hindu symbols and hypnotic speeches.

Or alternatively, go out on a limb and ban the useless, no-knowledge tick-turd. He brings fuck all to this board and he's a fucking wank-arse spud as well! Harsh.

"ll it took was 12 indignant lines from a Times columnist and Britain's relationship with another European country was on the rocks. “Are Italians the rudest people on the planet?” asked Matthew Parris in Thursday's edition before laying into the stylishly dressed people who had barged past him to get on to the Tube before he had the chance to alight. “And every time they've been yabbering in Italian,” Parris wrote. After a barbed comment on modern Italian society, he then let fly at Silvio Berlusconi, the Prime Minister. “Say what you like about our rowdy, beer-swilling English mob but they'd have seen through Berlusconi in an instant.”

Probably get turned into a sitcom, you know how good they are with money. [borderline/] Any need Adolf? It's piss poor behavior tbf. No shit? Still no need. Why not? If it was an Asian family it would have been the first 10 pages of the Sun and if it had been a Muslim family it would have been a foiled terrorist attack. If you're happy taking on the role of The Sun, go for it. You hate Islamaphobia though, don't you? I don't make the stories and I don't make the names. You've missed the point. On purpose, I imagine.

Probably get turned into a sitcom, you know how good they are with money. [borderline/] Any need Adolf? It's piss poor behavior tbf. No shit? Still no need. Why not? If it was an Asian family it would have been the first 10 pages of the Sun and if it had been a Muslim family it would have been a foiled terrorist attack. If you're happy taking on the role of The Sun, go for it. You hate Islamaphobia though, don't you? I don't make the stories and I don't make the names.

Probably get turned into a sitcom, you know how good they are with money. [borderline/] Any need Adolf? It's piss poor behavior tbf. No shit? Still no need. Why not? If it was an Asian family it would have been the first 10 pages of the Sun and if it had been a Muslim family it would have been a foiled terrorist attack.