Park Life

Some boffin is working on it.

I've told Skirge he has to do it or die. Put a donk on it It's all donked up mate.

I've told Skirge he has to do it or die.

We really need a creative midfielder of some kind, I hope KK hasn't given up on that.

Don't worry.

He's been in Spain for a good few years now 3-4, so shouldn't be an issue.

Great big strong black man? Get him in. If we don't manage to play football this season, at least we'll be able scare sides.

Gay and on drugs.

He really is a diamond.

Fish is demonstrating how to control a whole village with one carefully positioned Tiger II tank.

You're on a roll man, it's almost like you're an embedded journalist in Norf Lahdan.

Is it not 'acidic'? Could be wrong.

Yeah gone no UEFA nothing, just like Spurs in 14 of the last 17 seasons, nothing no trips, stay at home, pipe down. Calmly wafted like a bothersome insect.

I don't think this is quite the billionaire lifestyle Levy enjoys...Oh wait...

If he ploughs a 150 mil in a couple of them can stop at mine, as long as they do the cooking. Nice retort Wackster.

I had Chicken Kiev for my tea.

no

He's shit at the South Park. Get him on the pool table next time.

Agree. Must have been some ramshackle of a performance.

Hindus don't wear turbans.

Seriously mate I don't anticipate many clean sheets for us.

I take it your arse really hurts then ... i'll go easy on you next time. My god.

Not really. I whirled 'round all the major sport sites to check. Nowt, marra. Chill man I'm on it. Just need a pen now.