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There's 100's of em. All failed midfielders of course.

Butt is a total fucking liabilty, too slow, can't pass - too many bookings.

So what you're saying is we should hire Essien as a scout? As far as Ghanian players are concerned we could do worse.

Good post. You fucking idiot! Fuck you!

Good post.

and Ariston ..and on..

"Kofi?" Someone was going to do it so I'll quote them before they do. ...and fucking Zigic to Stoke for 1.5!!!!! Wise and the Spanish lot must be late sleepers, the useless gets..

Annan.

Why in Gods name are we letting Blackburn nick this Annan bloke, the player Essien himself has said will be as good as him one day.

Why people would even think that winds us up anymore is beyond me. We've had our revenge several times over already. SC hasnt been seen at WHL for about 3 years now. He seems to pick up an injury every time he is due to play. Funny how you still sing songs about him then eh? Yep I find it very amusing. I still hate him but I dont feel like he has got one over us any more. As I say we have paid him back ten times over. I'm sure he feels like that too, what with his 2 Premiership medals, 3 FA Cup winners medals and indeed his Champions League Final goal...How he must have wished he'd stayed at N17 for the epic League Cup Final with Chelsea Reserves. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...l-Campbell.html http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2006/fe.../sport.comment1 Oh, you sure showed him who's boss.

No better barometer imo.

If KK is fighting to keep Smith he's lost it. I dunno, from KK's point I can see him wanting to hang onto Smith simply from a bodies point of view, but from a £££'s point of view Smith (for whatever reason) has maybe been a bigger waste of cash than Owen and getting £3m and his wages off the books might be the right thing to do. Not that any of it is necessarily true, but if Smith does go we seriously do need an attacking midfielder and probably another Viduka-esq striker as well. Zigic to Stoke.

Do you credit him with that kind of media savvy? I just have, haven't I? Indeed but my question was really asking you to reconsider what you had just wrote. I got that thanks. And? And what? I haven't changed my mind. Oh dear. It's just a theory I have. I don't know that it's true but it would hardly have required a masterstroke of PR would it? He's a bit of a recluse in the eyes of the majority of the sports media because they don't know much about him, yes? Beyond his involvement in Sports Direct that is. He then does a few PR stunts like buying drinks in Blu Bambo and going in the away end and all of a sudden he's carried away by the enthusiasm of the Geordie fans? I don't quite buy it myself. I fully accept I may be being overly cynical. I for one think you're completely right Alex. I think we discussed this at Christmas iirc.

If Owen doesn't play often and play well this season we're in trouble. Viduka will be out a fair bit. Martins & Shola I just can't wait. Zigic to Stoke.

Stoke close to confirming deal for giant Serb striker Nikola Zigic.

Have you ever seen Totti play for Roma in Serie A? Obviously I know you're going to respond about it being a shite league etc He's like Ibramovich. I mean they must be class players but I never seem to see them have a good game. Add Trezugeut to that. He doesn't need to have a good game does the snake in the grass, he just pops up when you need a goal. I ain't gonna mention Pipo.

Have you ever seen Totti play for Roma in Serie A? Obviously I know you're going to respond about it being a shite league etc He's like Ibramovich. I mean they must be class players but I never seem to see them have a good game. Add Trezugeut to that.

Bit harsh on Totto Titty Totti like.

Blackburn to sign Ghanaian midfielder Anthony Annan By Football Spy 8/08/2008 Paul Ince is ready to sign Ghanaian midfield dynamo Anthony Annan in a £1.5million deal - but is facing disappointment in his move for MK Dons skipper Keith Andrews. The new Blackburn boss has liked the look of IK Start starlet Annan on trial and will move fast to tie up a deal." Fucking hell this is a no brainer. One of the highest rated young Essien clones out there. Wise you fuckneck!!!!

"The 31-year-old had been linked with a move to Greece, while Roma are also interested. Major League Soccer is another option. " Ljungberg on a free, he seems available? Paid off by West Ham.

Everton not enough cash for Moutinho.

It was a gargantuan mugging. You had about 30 cracks at our goal iirc Surely that show character though which deserves immense praise, like the battle of Britiain, against the odds, with inferior weaponry we returned victorious.

Back in for Warnock (£3.8) and Larsson.

I'm available at less than £2k a week, can't say fairer than that We've had enough useless Irishmen without signing another one.

It was a gargantuan mugging. You had about 30 cracks at our goal iirc