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Who would deny me an after match toke after that? His man magement is so good, protected the squad even though he said there were 2/3 more coming in..

Big white shirt two buttons undone, munching on sarnie...ducking, weaving - the full ringo. I think it's on.

Two world class saves.

The look on his face when he only got 3 minutes over, instead of the usual 5! Or even 41/2 instead of the usual 6!

No positon to make a tackle, sticks his leg out on the edge of the box. Put him on a plane somewhere without a return ticket.

We really should look at getting a proper DM.

2J was right about Duff, when it counts he doesn't take a man on. NOT ONCE DID HE TAKE HIS MAN ON. Working hard isn't really what the supplementary forward is all about. Owen back soon hopefully.

Yup. Zog is an utter liability at LB..In the second half alone 3 of their breaks came directly from him doing something silly.

Guti MOM for me. Given had nowt to do in the second half. ManU look oridnary without Tevez and Rocunto. Two things: As someone said earlier if the girl that is Taylor had stayed on we might have had a shout at 3 points and tehcnically the block on Guti early on was a pen at any other ground. Gutherie looked decent and covered a lot of grass, Butt as usual tried 2/3 times to give ManU scoring chances. This would be a very decent side with a propler DM and a real hole player out there instead of Duff. LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS SEASON NOW.

We might nick it yet.

Anywhere else he would have got that pen. BEST FIRST HALF OF THE SEASON SO FAR FROM US. ManU deffo rattled and looking a little ragged. Let's do this!

mother fucker. for a second I got all excited again! My stream is a little behind.

MARTINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This kid is bound to score.

Get into Rooney early tackle wise and get him agitated. Plays shit after that or gets sent off.

...and who I added. The force remains balanced.

Barry the £20m man misses from 5 yards.

Little tip. Get berbs in before he goes to ManU.

Do tell.

This can only be solved with me, the admin geeks, 2 brand mangers, 8 or so tasty secretaries, 40 odd lines of coke, cocktails and deck chairs by a pool.

i wouldnt really say hes a cheat. i swear he dived a fair bit at united? id say he dived some of the time but i wouldnt say he dives constantly like gerrard, ronaldo, messi, etc. Messi rarely dives tbf.

If we'd have got these signings done in pre-season we may well have beaten ManU.

I think everyone has realised Bramble is a knacker. rather oddly, or significantly, add Keiron fuckin Dyer to that list What about Kieron? "promising youngsters" All played for Newcastle All black kids [ no racism intended for the faint hearted] 3 of them - if Ameobi hopefully fucks off to Ipswich or Norwich - have East Anglian connections And 3 of them - so I'm told - have been on holiday together at least once. The only links I can see are that they all played for Newcastle, everything else (possibly including this) is circumstantial at best. Their ethnicity is irrelevant as is any vague East Anglian connection, or going on holiday together. They never met their expectations because they didn't have the right attitude or the right mentor. EAST ANGLIA IS THE PROBLEM. FACT. Jimbo is proof of that. Case closed.

Last time I looked he was black, he spits on people and it's personal opinion whether you think he's shit or not so that makes your observational skills on par with Tommy, the deaf, dumb, blind kid out of the Who film Tom. Is he any good at the blingball though?

I think everyone has realised Bramble is a knacker. rather oddly, or significantly, add Keiron fuckin Dyer to that list What about Kieron? "promising youngsters" All played for Newcastle All black kids [ no racism intended for the faint hearted] 3 of them - if Ameobi hopefully fucks off to Ipswich or Norwich - have East Anglian connections And 3 of them - so I'm told - have been on holiday together at least once. The only links I can see are that they all played for Newcastle, everything else (possibly including this) is circumstantial at best. Their ethnicity is irrelevant as is any vague East Anglian connection, or going on holiday together. They never met their expectations because they didn't have the right attitude or the right mentor. EAST ANGLIA IS THE PROBLEM. FACT.