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Aye, he needs some platinum and diamond jewellery to really fulfil his potential. No, he just isn't very good. And I think he's fulfilled his potential. What you see is what you get. He hasn't even got a youtube rap career ffs, what sort of "footballer" is he? The thing is though, wankers like Bellamy and even Dyer are, quite simply, different class to that carthorse. Bling is directly proportional to footballing prowess, he's his own worst enemy. Shearer's form nose dived when he had his secret collection of Du Rag's stolen. I thought it was due to the missing Givenchy handbag? Like Cannon and Ball. Alex and Sir Bobby in impromptu after match dance off. Alex looks hot man.

Class A muppets.

Larsson showdown talks today.

You mean the magic pixies in your brain? He was a complete washout in the U19s last month. Written off then. Not at all. Just that your spies said Coloccini was shite which had you all depressed, so I'll take it with a pinch of salt until I see it. You're gonna get it in a minute.

I reckon we have and furthermore it was clever to keep it secret incase it affects the price of the incoming player.

FYP FMP

You mean the magic pixies in your brain? He was a complete washout in the U19s last month. Written off then.

I would dig a little hole under SJP and live in it if we signed Diego.

Aye, he needs some platinum and diamond jewellery to really fulfil his potential. No, he just isn't very good. And I think he's fulfilled his potential. What you see is what you get. He hasn't even got a youtube rap career ffs, what sort of "footballer" is he? The thing is though, wankers like Bellamy and even Dyer are, quite simply, different class to that carthorse. Bling is directly proportional to footballing prowess, he's his own worst enemy. Shearer's form nose dived when he had his secret collection of Du Rag's stolen. I thought it was due to the missing Givenchy handbag? Could be: Shearer and Rob Lee in usual after training gear. That's Dyer in the white surely?

Aye, he needs some platinum and diamond jewellery to really fulfil his potential. No, he just isn't very good. And I think he's fulfilled his potential. What you see is what you get. He hasn't even got a youtube rap career ffs, what sort of "footballer" is he? The thing is though, wankers like Bellamy and even Dyer are, quite simply, different class to that carthorse. Bling is directly proportional to footballing prowess, he's his own worst enemy. Shearer's form nose dived when he had his secret collection of Du Rag's stolen. I thought it was due to the missing Givenchy handbag?

I'd like to see more of Kazenga. The Italian lad Zamblera is something special my spies tell me.

Aye, he needs some platinum and diamond jewellery to really fulfil his potential. No, he just isn't very good. And I think he's fulfilled his potential. What you see is what you get. He hasn't even got a youtube rap career ffs, what sort of "footballer" is he? True dat.

Why would it be blind panic?

Be serious for a min, Villa and Liv are actually thinking about giving us £10m for this carthorse. Yeah and we should take it IF we can get a good player to replace him. He'll be replaced. In four days? You forget they've know about this for 3 weeks.

Valued at £38m!!!

Cracked.

Once Milner goes I reckon we'll end up with a Spanish/Arg player twice as good.

Be serious for a min, Villa and Liv are actually thinking about giving us £10m for this carthorse. Yeah and we should take it IF we can get a good player to replace him. He'll be replaced.

Be serious for a min, Villa and Liv are actually thinking about giving us £10m for this carthorse.

Santa Cruz in. err file under dreams.

That could be the reason why he has done this then. Maybe it is the club messing him around. If he is happy at the club as he said he is but wants an improved contract based on improvements then i think he deserves it, he has improved i think. From the PFA, also saying he's now one of the lowest earners and wants parity with Taylor. He is a good player Nope. yes I gathered you think he is. He's very average imo. What's he good at? lol. i just think over time he has got better and better, (my opinion) What do you think he's good at though? I don't agree he's improved much either. He does a lot of silly things and waving his arms around isn't going to compensate for that.

SWp to Man City apparently.

I think they leave a post-it on his desk or summit. Do you think if he knew this was how the club worked he would of come back? Tbf it was unfair that they use pink ones for a laugh.

I'll kick off... Milner to Liverpool/Villa Smith to Rangers.