Park Life

Early reports suggest that Parky Industries has openend up two new fronts and is fully engaged against Mike Ashley. Project "fat cuckoo" has made serious incursions on what was last night thought to be safe Ashley turf. Viva la revelucion!

Frankly I'd like it enschrined in the law of the land that only Keegan can be Newcastle manager.

A good point. Keegan's gone and to bring him back would be farcical. God long ago decided to keep bringing Keegan back.

Get yersel a gun and take that divvy bloke who didn't shoot that presenter with you. Shoot a few cunts as they come out and just pop the gun in his pocket while offering him a mars bar. Job done.

Aye, but the debt being paid off tells you the money owed on players isn't the handicap they'd have us believe. It's just something to bash the old regime with and use as an excuse for not spending much at all in net terms. I know you weren't sticking up for the board here btw. I still maintain it's the personnel creating the problem here and not the structure though. Well I'm not sure about Keegan's relationship with Wise - I really have no idea. However I think Kevin is right in saying that the manager should be 100% in charge - It scares the living shit out of me that Dennis Wise has more influence than the tea lady at this club - never mind the fucking manager. He's been running the whole show from a phone box in Charing Cross.

Sometimes it takes a big crisis like this to really get to the bottom of things. KK has done us all a favour by reavaling MA's cards early......God bless the man.

Can they fuck - tarnished goods. This club needs disinfecting man... That's the spirit Craigie.

Aye, but the debt being paid off tells you the money owed on players isn't the handicap they'd have us believe. It's just something to bash the old regime with and use as an excuse for not spending much at all in net terms. I know you weren't sticking up for the board here btw. I still maintain it's the personnel creating the problem here and not the structure though. Well I'm not sure about Keegan's relationship with Wise - I really have no idea. However I think Kevin is right in saying that the manager should be 100% in charge - It scares the living shit out of me that Dennis Wise has more influence than the tea lady at this club - never mind the fucking manager. He's been running the whole show from a phone box in Charing Cross.

But will he go? He's under enough stress without fucking up his Saturdays as well. As soon as he catches sight of money on the table he'll be off down the Nags Head in Peckham.

It will be a complete wankah. It's like Ashers will torture us for a bit for being so ungrateful.

You guys are tripping if you think he'll be seen at a game in the near future.

He knows he can't stay.

Much better chance now than a week ago.

HTT on N.O. This new system you talk of has: Forced our manager to resign Failed to tie up Owen to a longer deal Failed to strengthen the squad and replace players sold Failed to add quality to key areas of the team Failed to communicate with fans Fucked up season ticket arrivals Made us the laughing stock of world football Turned us into a circus

There's no way wor lass will agree to driving 100's of miles to meet some bloke I know off the internet during her weeks hols man. Not that I would expect her to. A quick check reveals: Total Est. Time: 7 Hours 40 Minutes Total Est. Distance: 527.7 Miles. Soz like A mere travail at a time such as this...

It's required I'm afraid.

Plenty of parking for Limousines though.

Anyone decent will want to go, no one decent will want to come. You'll get the odd exception in both cases but I think that'll be the trend. Which is why i'm annoyed with Keegan too in all this. Depressing as fuck. I can see some Spanish boss coming in and it'll be olé the lads from there on in. I'm not annoyed at Keegan one bit. I was a bit last time round. He's been sold down the river though, he really has. He could have rode it out. All this talk about 'integrity' winds me right up though. Ashley bears the brunt of the blame for this but if the club does go into meltdown and gets relegated, its clear that Keegan could have chosen another course of action that could have prevented this. So, he was first team coach for a season, big wow, think about from a normal perspective of a normal job, you might be unhappy and want to leave but at least dont fuck over the people you profess to love so much. I worked for 6 months with someone i consider to be a total cunt. I did it because thats life for normal people. I take your points mate, I really do. And I know it's life for most of us. But I just think he is a highly principled individual who was sold a vision that turned out to be a lie. I think what has happened has also shown that there was only ever going to be one winner/which side the owner would take. So I think it's a case of sooner rather than later and I know he was fucking raging at what happened with Modric. Anyway, I don't want to argue about it, least of all with a good mate. Fuck knows what going to happen between now and the next time we meet up too. October btw. I know. Nothing would surprise me either. We still have that date in the South of France? You on about me? You never said you'd be there when I was there. I'd be up for meeting up if you are there at the same time though. I go to Limousin for a week a fortnight tomorrow btw? Or have I been whooshed? Your still on about coming to Spurs aren't you btw? I'll be in NIce and Monaco from the 24th to 29th Sept. We exchanged pm's on it dumbo.

What a terrible hotchpotch of ideas. Means well.

Anyone decent will want to go, no one decent will want to come. You'll get the odd exception in both cases but I think that'll be the trend. Which is why i'm annoyed with Keegan too in all this. Depressing as fuck. I can see some Spanish boss coming in and it'll be olé the lads from there on in. I'm not annoyed at Keegan one bit. I was a bit last time round. He's been sold down the river though, he really has. He could have rode it out. All this talk about 'integrity' winds me right up though. Ashley bears the brunt of the blame for this but if the club does go into meltdown and gets relegated, its clear that Keegan could have chosen another course of action that could have prevented this. So, he was first team coach for a season, big wow, think about from a normal perspective of a normal job, you might be unhappy and want to leave but at least dont fuck over the people you profess to love so much. I worked for 6 months with someone i consider to be a total cunt. I did it because thats life for normal people. I take your points mate, I really do. And I know it's life for most of us. But I just think he is a highly principled individual who was sold a vision that turned out to be a lie. I think what has happened has also shown that there was only ever going to be one winner/which side the owner would take. So I think it's a case of sooner rather than later and I know he was fucking raging at what happened with Modric. Anyway, I don't want to argue about it, least of all with a good mate. Fuck knows what going to happen between now and the next time we meet up too. October btw. I know. Nothing would surprise me either. We still have that date in the South of France?

Strange but I too had that feeling. He has no blind clue what he's started.

He's not coming, good.

He's no fool. I've always maintained when he comes (and he will) it will be a set of backers in tow.

Anyone decent will want to go, no one decent will want to come. You'll get the odd exception in both cases but I think that'll be the trend. even under the last board, I said that any manager with any ambition would come to this club. Yes, even........ I know they made some fuck ups. But its different now. Somebody somewhere will take it, even under the situation and job spec which is now known. But a lot won't touch it with a bargepole. It will be a Spanish manager.

Anyone decent will want to go, no one decent will want to come. You'll get the odd exception in both cases but I think that'll be the trend. Yup, I guess Owen has gone for a start unless we offer him a fortune and/or manage to convince Sven to come. No chance of Sven, he likes a chunky pussy kitty to play with.