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Basically it would be silly and boring to not get a manager in who is a perpetual war with the board.

Your curse on Modric still holds.

Howay then, some of Mohammed Atta's old cell members must still be living round your way. Get on the case! Never pay for a beer the cunts.

The best case scenario is Ashley gets hit by a falling plane.

Obama will be president soon.

He can want as far as I'm concerned. This is a manager who lost a league title in a country where his club has ten times more resources than any other club. Now I've seen them play nice stuff Fenerbahce, but defensively they struck me as shite, and when they came here they crossed the half way line twice. so long as he accepts other people choosing his players to buy and sell he'll be good enough for fat cunt and his cahoots Good name for a band that.

Brilliant.

Cheers.

Thats the spirit. MVB rang me to say he's going to write 'ashley is a shit' in shit on the toilet walls with his bare hands The mans generosity knows no bounds. Diamond.

That's class puds. Someone do me a 150x150 version please

cock. What the fuck are you talking about? Espan"cool"? you're a cock. and you're right Jimbo tis cock of the poppiest order State of him...80's porn star!

cock. What the fuck are you talking about? Save it for the Hull game fellas.

Does he speak Espaniol?

It's a Chelsea/Spurs/wheeler dealer/Leeds/backhander/time-share/spanish villa/wimbledon/the eagle pub in croydon/that film about english gangsters retired to spain/brighton pier pantomime/jd and coke/cristal/......Extravaganzaaaaaaaa!!! My sahn!!!

5/6 lines of nose candy and the dull crack of an AK - it da only way.

I see now why we've been buying all these Spanish speaking players.

In all reality who the fuck actually is he?

I don't think Fickle is the word. Bit more Travis Bickle is what's needed.

with actual quotes, and not some made-up e-mail. Anybody know our net spend? It's confused by some of the fees being undisclosed / tbc I think (Gutierrez for example). I reckon it will be a nominal fee after he bought out his contract, but even if you add the widely quoted number of 7-9m, our net spend was still only around 10m.

Top notch.

with actual quotes, and not some made-up e-mail. Anybody know our net spend? It's confused by some of the fees being undisclosed / tbc I think (Gutierrez for example). 10m

This Arsenal thing is a piss take.

Seriously, it's not rocket science. Get cheaper, younger players in (from anywhere) and sell the best ones every 2/3 years once they have proved their worth..ie The Spurs Model. The only differance we might have is that Spurs to actually also spend a lot of cash.

What we need is more people like me - I buy an ST and fuck all else - I've never bought anything in the ground (anyone who can't last 2 hours without a pie and pint is a fucking idiot) and I haven't owned a strip since I was about 14. It would be interesting to know what proportion of total income is made up by the "lesser" things people could affect. I think disillusionment will take care of the non ST part of the crowds until xmas. I'm pretty much the same. I can'tbe doing with queueing ages for a shite, expensive pint. Can't remember the last time I bought anything inside the ground As I'm not a ST holder I guess my protest could start straight away. *goes away to consider it* Perhaps none season ticket holders could arrange to go and spend £50 each in Sports Direct on Saturday.....then give it a fortnight and all return their items en masse. The fat fool will have already spent the cash on champagne and non-alcoholic lager, so the refunds will bankrupt him. Mwoooooohahahahahahaha