Park Life

Strange as it may sound, this is actually a good sign; assuming of course, you actually want to be with your current girlfriend. If she had been just been acting all pissed off about this texting business in order to get rid of you, she wouldn't take the time to coordinate her friends on an intel gathering mission. First thing you need to do if you want to get back in your girlfriend's good graces is tell your mate's friend X to FUCK OFF. Tell your mate that introduced you to X that you don't need him giving out your number either. Spread it around- tell everyone that knows X that she's a lovely girl but you're not interested because you're so into your girlfriend. Most of all though- DON'T TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. Let the intel network find out about it- preferably from X herself. Next, you have to come to terms with the fact that if you are with any moderately attractive, fun woman that other guys are going to hit on her. It may not do a lot for your own peace of mind or whatever, but if she comes home to you at the end of the day/ night, then you're giving her something those other cunts aren't. Simple as that. Lose this "bottled up jealousy" shit. It will do neither of you any good. If at some point she gives you a reason not to trust her, cross that bridge when you get to it- unless you've had an incident that you've not mentioned, it sounds like you're just being paranoid because you have a girl that's attractive and cool. As for the no sex and all of that; you two just moved in together. If neither of you have ever lived with anyone else (I mean people besides roomates or parents), it's a pretty stressful time. You're probably short on money which is stressing her out and she's also seeing this whole other side of you. Living with somebody is miles away from dating- I don't care how serious you thought you were (and yes, for the record, marriage is another step up from even living together). She's probably just freaked that her whole life changed up when you two moved in together. Give it some time and for Christ's sake, do the dishes once in awhile- she's not your mother. This is the worst advice in this thread, filled as it is with womens magazine talk..This either an 18yr old girl posting or some "hockey mum". Well, it was either that or "Burn down your flat, move to Scotland, and start doing heroin you big pussy." I decided to go with A as some folks are afraid of needles. And Scotland.

Me miss, me Miss, I said it first miss....fuck off you attention seeking cunt.

It's harder to do when Levy is on message and had put out various versions on a theme for the media to feed on. Something we never do.

Based on that there's only a ring on her finger missing from a perfect marriage

Needs merging with the live by the sword thread.

The only differance between now and last week is that she has a marker she can play whenever she wants, you whimpering little poodle.

Strange as it may sound, this is actually a good sign; assuming of course, you actually want to be with your current girlfriend. If she had been just been acting all pissed off about this texting business in order to get rid of you, she wouldn't take the time to coordinate her friends on an intel gathering mission. First thing you need to do if you want to get back in your girlfriend's good graces is tell your mate's friend X to FUCK OFF. Tell your mate that introduced you to X that you don't need him giving out your number either. Spread it around- tell everyone that knows X that she's a lovely girl but you're not interested because you're so into your girlfriend. Most of all though- DON'T TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. Let the intel network find out about it- preferably from X herself. Next, you have to come to terms with the fact that if you are with any moderately attractive, fun woman that other guys are going to hit on her. It may not do a lot for your own peace of mind or whatever, but if she comes home to you at the end of the day/ night, then you're giving her something those other cunts aren't. Simple as that. Lose this "bottled up jealousy" shit. It will do neither of you any good. If at some point she gives you a reason not to trust her, cross that bridge when you get to it- unless you've had an incident that you've not mentioned, it sounds like you're just being paranoid because you have a girl that's attractive and cool. As for the no sex and all of that; you two just moved in together. If neither of you have ever lived with anyone else (I mean people besides roomates or parents), it's a pretty stressful time. You're probably short on money which is stressing her out and she's also seeing this whole other side of you. Living with somebody is miles away from dating- I don't care how serious you thought you were (and yes, for the record, marriage is another step up from even living together). She's probably just freaked that her whole life changed up when you two moved in together. Give it some time and for Christ's sake, do the dishes once in awhile- she's not your mother. This is the worst advice in this thread, filled as it is with womens magazine talk..This either an 18yr old girl posting or some "hockey mum".

What this translates to is he's got 4 new dirty mags. He did say he was doing his own thing.

God bless her poor thing.

Mrs P the other day left some mysterious white objects at the end of the bed...Today she asked me why I hadn't helped her out by putting the fresh 'bed sheets' on? I said probably best not to as I'd been blowing my nose on them all last night. (The way of Women part 30123).

When I want to communicate I use the back of my hand.

This whole talk it out stuff is bollocks, they spend many an evening laughing into glasses of wine with their mates relating the piss poor attempts of our feminine side to " communicate".

Call her dad and tell him to come and pick up her stuff.

Wyk, They tell you about stuff at the last min, cause they don't want any aggro about it or any kind of discussion..."You going where?"...etc I wouldn't read too much into that. Parky's rules: 1. The bottom line is women can't be trusted. 2. Use rule 1. to filter all your decision making. 3. Generally once they have moved in with you, they consider you broken (it is important to show them this is a mere delusion on their part).

From Spuds board: " have it on VERY good authority that the reason David Bentley wasn't in the squad yesterday was because he had a stand up row with Ramos and Poyet a few hours before the game in front of the other players, called them both useless qunts who don't know what they are doing and who are both tactially inept... and that he didn't want to play for his shit team anymore.....my source says that he wouldn't be suprised if Bentley nevers starts for Spurs again under Ramos (obviously unless he's forced into it)..... apparently it was potentially a career ending row... about time someone showed some passion!!!!!!" <_<

Bassong is 14.

He's won 16 Cups in outer mongolia you know.

Hull have a dreadful team too Hull are just doing what several new teams have done over the years, they'll have a decent season, then get raped and go down in a free-fall next season or in a few seasons time. whose going to go down in there place is the question you confident going on this season so far with more to come till january... i'm not WBA, stoke + 1.

nahhhh - I've met one of the guys who was on the moon but he wasn't terribly interesting............ ranted on about the geology all the time.............. I heard you were on the list of 14 before the final draft, but they wouldn't put you on the shuttle, as they felt you were too over qualified. over qualified indeed - but not a US citizen and not much of a Team Player either................ and my stunning good looks would have put the rest right in the shade Extremely prominent forehead? It's an escarpment.

Aye Cisse. And their midfield in their efforts to get forward pissed on ours. It's kinda what I'm saying...Our better midfield was left on the bench too long.

Now players are coming back the likes of Butt and Geremi shouldn't be starting IMO. How can these managers not see Butt and Geremi are finished at this level??

that's because your wrong, he's a good player we just don't use him properly and our teams just crap.. but i don't disagree cisse is good, he is, always liked him and said he was immensely unlucky with the injuries. How do you suggest we use him? He has pace and a powerful shot while lacking a touch or a football brain. It's unfortunate but it's something he's not going to develop. Not playing the long ball game would help him mind. Aye but that would require a midfield able to play balls in behind the defence. We never had one at the end of last season but Keegan got the bunch of halfwits playing the club's best football for about 5 seasons. ...and it begins...

Goes without saying. Totally. The thing about Kinnear is that upto a point he can get a performace from the side regardless of which numpties start, but for me he is missing too many of the little things. As you say, as soon as Guti came on it was a transformation...the MF and the forwards started to link, for too long we were just giving the ball away with casual hoofs and silly chipped balls to nowhere. I'm annoyed cause at 1-1 we didn't need to lose this game today.

I've been saying this for about 3 years now.