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There have been secret meeting in the U.N. over the last couple of weeks regarding the disclosure of ET contact. I am told the timetable set in place is full disclosure by 2017. As I said in this thread earlier micro-reality testing will begin next year (you'll notice public figures talking about it openly). Nudge nudge etc...

Hitler got most of his money from Jewish banks fwiw. Yes this is a hijack attempt. Gaza would have been more topical TBH. Gazza? Jewish Geordie. Innit.

Not if you're 20 yards out and the ball is too high for his little legs or indeed wearing a red shirt of any kind.

Hitler got most of his money from Jewish banks fwiw. Yes this is a hijack attempt. Gaza would have been more topical TBH. Gazza?

This will follow sods law ie fat cops not wanting to chase some fit fucker will taze him down. Why is it called a tazer anyway? Should be called a shock to the base of the spine that might kill you gun.

He'll need all these insiders for the infighting that is coming his way.

Hitler got most of his money from Jewish banks fwiw. Yes this is a hijack attempt.

Distribution isn't rocket science, maybe he's just a bit thick.

God knows what they were telling him.

The things they give degrees for these days. I'm thinking of doing a bi-annual full spectrum analysis on sparrow baiting. There will be no website.

See this is where it all goes tits up and it becomes a bit pointless. So presumably the UN would subscribe to your view that the UK is 'marching ever onwards towards a police state...'? The U.N. have already warned us over a number of issues inc illegal incarceration iirc. Just a thought.

I want the club to be sensible with my money. You want them to bring in trophy signings with my money. Good of Ashley to listen to his customer if it's the case. By the way, I've said it before, I'll say it again Collocinni's fee is the most this club has ever spent on a defender. An alarm has just gone off in Leazes towers.

I'm surprised he's not been mining all the steel out of all club owned concrete to "invest" in the scrap metal market. Don't think even Happy Face would go that far.

I blame Happy Face for all this. MA started reading his posts last year when he was screaming for sensible spending in every thread he flirted with.

They really want shot of Owen apparently.

Apparently not enough people are dying for Fop to construct a proper argument.

It's all KK's fault innit.

I think Danny is on the wind up. There are good and bad things about the setup. But it has categorically failed vis a vie the squad and our current predicament...People will debate this I guess till we get relegated, cause if we don't spend in Jan we will be fighting for our lives.

Danny don't fall for it. He's being all nice, but actually planning to give you a nasty cuff on the heed.

And not once has he showed any interest in meeting up with the exiled Geordie forumites down here. Traitor, I say, traitor! I'd rather listen to Danny singing ten renditions of Ossie's going to Wembley than meet up for a pint with the fish for a theological discussion about agnostics in all fairness.

There is a lot of bollocks on that website.

Richard Hoagland is a very interesting man. His website is here and it has a mountain of information on it; enterprisemission.com My personal view is that he's a pseudoscientist and a sensationalist. The problem with people like Hoagland is that when they first come on to the scene, you stop and listen to them. You think, "yes, good theory, that's quite possible". But as time goes on these people are compelled to make wilder and wilder claims, to the point where they really start sounding like they are border line insane. Amongst Hoagland's most unusual claims are; That he believes the Asian Tsunami was a hyperdimensional occurance. That Iapetus (one of Saturn's moons) is a death star, like the one from Star Wars. That the Egyptian pyramids were not made by ancient Egyptians but by aliens. Now even these are way too much for me to handle. It's a shame he is compelled to come up with such things because some, and I do stress the word some, of his other claims sound credible in my opinion, and he has attempted to justify them with science. But now unfortunately he just sounds like an egocentric nutter earning a living by selling a book full of fables, and he's known to scream down those who don't agree with him too. Hoagland's a laugh I agree. We are at best aware of 5% of the facts of what happens on this planet. Anything is possible as history shows. I recommend that book without hesitation.

Which would actually take our transfer dealings into a net profit. I can't remember whether he went just before or after the club was taken over but that makes very little difference anyway since he went the summer Allardyce arrived. Parker left a week before Barton and Rozenhal arrived so the £7M recouped was quickly spent then some (£8.7M for the two). I'm not saying he's spent loads or anything by the way. Remember that 50 pager on N.O. when I was pontificating we needed to spend 100m over two windows to compete? its all so depressing. And its also so depressing that during that 50 pager you are talking about, the amount of people who actually opposed the notion of actually competing with the other clubs, and still do in lots of cases. Things are very bad, the worst they have been for years and years. The worst thing is we can't do nothing about it, not a thing. I'm fed up now of trying to tell some of these people to be honest, the whole business is just indescribably sad, how its all turned out. I honestly thought I would never see the day again when this club behaved like 2nd raters again, I thought such days were gone for good. Just shows we all learn something, you just never know whats round the corner with this football club. Aye. People don't understand the basics ie it's better to spend 30m net in one go to give the first 11 a boost rather than in dribs and drabs over 2/3 years.