Park Life

Goals not goalkeepers win games.

Is club tropicana for real?

We need the cash.

Put him on the next space shuttle the cunt.

You must be over the moon that at last MA is meeting your stringent spending requirements. I think we will get one more in the central midfield. The battle for survival starts here.

The level of depression warrants it.

Nah, it's madness!

Love a bit of tetris on the phone. Get hammered by Mrs P on it though....Women are strangely good at things that turn your brain to shit.

Problem with it is that it gets boring and you lose concentration. You mean you get bored and lose your concentration?

Problem with it is that it gets boring and you lose concentration.

It is everything and the last breath of humanity.

He's really fat now apparently....Addicted to internet porn and olkskool atari games.

There can only be one.

I thought turning up to the pub quiz wearing it was a bit off, mind. I thought you might appreciate a bit of camp humour. Mein Camp ?? Ouch! Sorry.

I thought turning up to the pub quiz wearing it was a bit off, mind. I thought you might appreciate a bit of camp humour.

Do I go and visit this girl or what?

Best way to get fresh pussy tho innit?

Daylight robbery is common apparently. "Hey mister give me your watch"...etc..

We currently have no players who are available to play right back who can actually play it well. I get your point though, but we need cover there for the rest of the season. It doesn't matter how good Beye is, if he's out injured he's not going to help us avoid relegation. He's also getting on in years, so it's only logical that we have some forward thinking there. We're horribly short on for fullbacks, who knows, maybe this bloke can also play on the left. That penalty comes to mind.

Good news.

The game changer for me is I just met a girl in Dusseldorf who is going to live there for a year (going in April) who said I could stay with her anytime. Taking your point about Rio, well it's a must really.

Rafaliscious.

On the downside, he's out of contract in the summer. Didnt the Times article imply that the Given move is dependent on Harper signing a 3 year deal? I can't see them turning down a bid that meets their valuation on the basis of that somehow. We need the 10m to fill other positions right now.

Sao Paulo. I seem to be drawn to it. My French mate Gilles came back from there last year and has been raving about it and I've since met two other people who keep banging on about it. Anyone been?

Uniforms to die for tbf. He'd get a stack for his uniform on e-bay if he's kept it. Cashtastic!! Mrs P's grandad has a pukka SS uniform. Would be perfect for evening cocktails by the fire.