Park Life

Aye in the 80s, even Souness was winning things back then. Its 2009 ffs.... The space/time continuum is a myth promulgated by the secret intelligence services to enslave ordinary members of the public * * in Herr Parky's head, crouched in his German fallout shelter lined with baco-foil You know it's right.

Millions of Muslims around the world drink. Are you muslim Parky? What are your thoughts on these muslims who sew their daughters minges up till they get married? No. Barbaric. I always presumed you were. The moral is never presume. Or as one of my really annoying teachers used to say ASSUME makes an ASS of U and ME, boy! Stevie - are you Christian/of another religious persuasion? Just wondering because I'm always curious whether people who belittle other religions, are religious themselves or atheist/agnostic/humanist. Am often amazed at some of the horrendous non-tolerant views espoused by religious people (be they muslim/christian/jew), and a lot of your views echo the ones that I love (and get scared) reading on the dailymail website, mainly of the ilk "this used to be great britain," and "this is a christian country," and "would this be happening if it was a muslim" I think religion had a key role in the past, and played its part in improving society. But we're past that point, and it only hinders society now. It makes me sad that many people have to use a fear of a judgement day, to encourage them to do more good things than bad.... why not just because its what being a good member of society is about Don't see the point of being prejudiced against people based on race, religion, height, weight, football club, etc as there are plenty of very sound people who I get on with who are very different to me, and plenty of cunts who move around in the same social groups. Its not the 1950s anymore. We live in a multicultural world where people of different cultures live in your village/town/city; the internet/satellite tv means we are exposed to so many other people's views and have a much greater understanding of life in other parts of the world; and people can pretty easily (providing on where you live) hop on a plane and spend time immersed in a different culture. People are cunts or sound regardless of whether they are black, white, blue, green, Christian, Muslim, Hindu, A.N.Other, etc,etc. Answer me this Stevie (or anyone really), what say did you have in being born White and in Newcastle. None at all. Its all chance, and ridiculous odds. You should be grateful for what you have, and enjoy life, rather than have such bigotted and prejudiced views. Similar point applies to football clubs. I'm assuming (ass,u,me,etc) you're very proud of being a die hard Geordie having supported them through thin and marginally thicker. They're your club because they're your local club. But you didn't choose to be born in Newcastle. You could easily have been born in Birmingham. What then? Do you take the same role and support your local club which happen to be a boring "nothing club" (in your constant criticisms of them) in Aston Villa, do you go and become an out-of-towner (which you also seem to hate) Newcastle fan because you identify more with the culture, do you pick a random football club, or do you just not get involved in football. Chance (or God if people believe in him/her/it) has dictated that you were born in whatever year as a white newcastle fan... it could easily have dictated that that the person we affectionately know as Stevie was born to a Pakistani mum and dad 20 years ago in an Aston Villa section of Birmingham. Its worth thinking about that sort of thing before espousing ridiculous views of broad parts of society. By all means have a go at that Pakistani, that Muslim, that Nigerian who had done something to wrong you but only an incredibly stupid person would broadly have a go at all Pakistanis, Muslims, Nigerians, etc. I'm sure you don't hate all white men based on the number of convicted paedophiles/rapists who are White, Caucasian, and of a similar age group to whatever you might be. Basically I'm Cuntist - prejudiced against people who act like cunts regardless of their other definable appearances/qualities, everyone else is fine until they act like cunts. The world would be a much better place if everyone was Cuntist End of rant Being a cuntist is quite acceptable, but what deems someone being a cunt, is completely open to an individuals interpretation, and there are varying levels of cuntishness. To me a grown man holding his shoes in the hair, singing shoes off if you love the toon, is a low level cunt, but he/she may not be to you. Someone who patronises someone constantly is a high ranking cunt in my eyes. Someone who mentally damages another human being mentally or physically is the highest level of cunt you can get. As for your other points, yes I am thankful for the country I was brought up in, in the culture I was brought up in, I could easily have been brought up in to these cultures, we don't know how lucky we are. Relatively speaking my country has been a positive influence on the world, is fair and concious of offending other cultures to the point of paranoia (but I won't go there), and I'm content we (generally) strive for the common good, of nearly all people. I'm thankful I haven't been brought up in a culture, where human life isn't really valued, I'm thankful I haven't been brought up in a country where children of 3 years of age watch cartoons depicting the murder of Americans by bombings and shootings, I'm thankful I have been brought up in a culture where you don't get your cock chopped off for shaggin someone elses wife, I'm thankful for the fact I can go to a pub and can drink alcohol legally, I am thankful I live in a country where you don't get branded "evil" for enjoying a bet, I'm thankful I haven't been brought up in a society where minorities fully advocate and implement suicide bombings, I'm thankful I live in a society where women are free and don't have to cover their heads in evil looking veils, because their husbands don't want other people lusting over their woman (likely ha), I'm thankful I've been brought up in a society where I can eat a bacon sandwich without breaching the draconian laws which govern my religion, I'm thankful I live in a society which is largely free of self pity and finger pointing, and yes most of all I'm thankful I'm English, where people are warm, interesting, genuine, spirited and innovative. What a cunt, what other societies do in their own countries has nothing to do with you. Am also thankful that I can now say your a cunt Fair enough Bawan what people think of me is completely irrelevant to me, but he said I should put myself in the shoes of those people, saying I could've been born in to these type of cultures, and I gave him reasons why am pleased I'm not, none of that is racist. Women walkin the streets in fuckin veils, I'm pleased they're banned in some places, they are not part of this country and are a statement that women are second class citizens, which is how many in the Islamic world are regarded. The bit I've highlighted, what other societies do in their own country, has everything to do with me, when this evil has seaped in to our own society, and it was highlighted that day when 52 English people woke up at 7am and were dead by 10am. That amount of people die every month in Iraq. Aye and we shouldn't be there neither but that's done with now when you think of the attrocities Saddam committed against the Kurds, but perhaps they have a chance now of democracy but do they want it, what's that old saying my old PE teacher used to say, "you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink". I knew we'd agree on Iraq.

Aye in the 80s, even Souness was winning things back then. Its 2009 ffs.... Is it still played on grass with a ball?

My mistake.

Is Sir Bobby a welshman then Only a few months wasn't it?

After beeing welcomed in such a friendly manner., like i said, i aint new to this place, visited for a while before joining, and pop in as a visitor most days, dont ask me why , im always logged on to N-o,.. but always logged out of this place,..it just auotomatically does it. Really didnt expect such hostility like, over a nothing post, really,...manc mag, comes across as a right tosser, too much time spent with mancs,... or he is one of em??? It takes about 3 years before someone offers you a pint in here. If Toontastic was a pub, it would be 'The Slaughtered Lamb' from American Werewolf.

Millions of Muslims around the world drink. Are you muslim Parky? What are your thoughts on these muslims who sew their daughters minges up till they get married? No. Barbaric. I always presumed you were. The moral is never presume. Or as one of my really annoying teachers used to say ASSUME makes an ASS of U and ME, boy! Stevie - are you Christian/of another religious persuasion? Just wondering because I'm always curious whether people who belittle other religions, are religious themselves or atheist/agnostic/humanist. Am often amazed at some of the horrendous non-tolerant views espoused by religious people (be they muslim/christian/jew), and a lot of your views echo the ones that I love (and get scared) reading on the dailymail website, mainly of the ilk "this used to be great britain," and "this is a christian country," and "would this be happening if it was a muslim" I think religion had a key role in the past, and played its part in improving society. But we're past that point, and it only hinders society now. It makes me sad that many people have to use a fear of a judgement day, to encourage them to do more good things than bad.... why not just because its what being a good member of society is about Don't see the point of being prejudiced against people based on race, religion, height, weight, football club, etc as there are plenty of very sound people who I get on with who are very different to me, and plenty of cunts who move around in the same social groups. Its not the 1950s anymore. We live in a multicultural world where people of different cultures live in your village/town/city; the internet/satellite tv means we are exposed to so many other people's views and have a much greater understanding of life in other parts of the world; and people can pretty easily (providing on where you live) hop on a plane and spend time immersed in a different culture. People are cunts or sound regardless of whether they are black, white, blue, green, Christian, Muslim, Hindu, A.N.Other, etc,etc. Answer me this Stevie (or anyone really), what say did you have in being born White and in Newcastle. None at all. Its all chance, and ridiculous odds. You should be grateful for what you have, and enjoy life, rather than have such bigotted and prejudiced views. Similar point applies to football clubs. I'm assuming (ass,u,me,etc) you're very proud of being a die hard Geordie having supported them through thin and marginally thicker. They're your club because they're your local club. But you didn't choose to be born in Newcastle. You could easily have been born in Birmingham. What then? Do you take the same role and support your local club which happen to be a boring "nothing club" (in your constant criticisms of them) in Aston Villa, do you go and become an out-of-towner (which you also seem to hate) Newcastle fan because you identify more with the culture, do you pick a random football club, or do you just not get involved in football. Chance (or God if people believe in him/her/it) has dictated that you were born in whatever year as a white newcastle fan... it could easily have dictated that that the person we affectionately know as Stevie was born to a Pakistani mum and dad 20 years ago in an Aston Villa section of Birmingham. Its worth thinking about that sort of thing before espousing ridiculous views of broad parts of society. By all means have a go at that Pakistani, that Muslim, that Nigerian who had done something to wrong you but only an incredibly stupid person would broadly have a go at all Pakistanis, Muslims, Nigerians, etc. I'm sure you don't hate all white men based on the number of convicted paedophiles/rapists who are White, Caucasian, and of a similar age group to whatever you might be. Basically I'm Cuntist - prejudiced against people who act like cunts regardless of their other definable appearances/qualities, everyone else is fine until they act like cunts. The world would be a much better place if everyone was Cuntist End of rant Being a cuntist is quite acceptable, but what deems someone being a cunt, is completely open to an individuals interpretation, and there are varying levels of cuntishness. To me a grown man holding his shoes in the hair, singing shoes off if you love the toon, is a low level cunt, but he/she may not be to you. Someone who patronises someone constantly is a high ranking cunt in my eyes. Someone who mentally damages another human being mentally or physically is the highest level of cunt you can get. As for your other points, yes I am thankful for the country I was brought up in, in the culture I was brought up in, I could easily have been brought up in to these cultures, we don't know how lucky we are. Relatively speaking my country has been a positive influence on the world, is fair and concious of offending other cultures to the point of paranoia (but I won't go there), and I'm content we (generally) strive for the common good, of nearly all people. I'm thankful I haven't been brought up in a culture, where human life isn't really valued, I'm thankful I haven't been brought up in a country where children of 3 years of age watch cartoons depicting the murder of Americans by bombings and shootings, I'm thankful I have been brought up in a culture where you don't get your cock chopped off for shaggin someone elses wife, I'm thankful for the fact I can go to a pub and can drink alcohol legally, I am thankful I live in a country where you don't get branded "evil" for enjoying a bet, I'm thankful I haven't been brought up in a society where minorities fully advocate and implement suicide bombings, I'm thankful I live in a society where women are free and don't have to cover their heads in evil looking veils, because their husbands don't want other people lusting over their woman (likely ha), I'm thankful I've been brought up in a society where I can eat a bacon sandwich without breaching the draconian laws which govern my religion, I'm thankful I live in a society which is largely free of self pity and finger pointing, and yes most of all I'm thankful I'm English, where people are warm, interesting, genuine, spirited and innovative. What a cunt, what other societies do in their own countries has nothing to do with you. Am also thankful that I can now say your a cunt Fair enough Bawan what people think of me is completely irrelevant to me, but he said I should put myself in the shoes of those people, saying I could've been born in to these type of cultures, and I gave him reasons why am pleased I'm not, none of that is racist. Women walkin the streets in fuckin veils, I'm pleased they're banned in some places, they are not part of this country and are a statement that women are second class citizens, which is how many in the Islamic world are regarded. The bit I've highlighted, what other societies do in their own country, has everything to do with me, when this evil has seaped in to our own society, and it was highlighted that day when 52 English people woke up at 7am and were dead by 10am. That amount of people die every month in Iraq.

The only Englishman to coach Barcelona. Seriously man you lot are sorely lacking in perspective.

Tommy Smith. Thread closed\

Yes! Bar what he done with England, which lets be honest he only achieved what most England supporters expect from their team, hes done pretty much fuck all since the 80s. He's forgotten more about coaching than half the PL combined. Off the top of my head: vs the Swiss we were shite Vs Scotland we were shite Vs Spain we were shite Vs Holland we were very good. Vs Germany we were ok And that is being being generous. The England team is generally shite. Your point?

I need an article from you. Been thinking about it. Gotta find some time to load up both barrels and pull the trigger Let me know da plans rasta. Sure ting boss man. Working title "Can you feel the farce?" Like it already.

Have you seen anything of vuckic mate? I canf find much about his although he is highly rated? Same with Adjei. Tozer has alot to do though i think kadar, krul, lualua and ranger are the four we'll see most of next season. Aaron Spear...did we actually sign him? Oh and besty...my mistake. For the life of me I don't know why LL doesn't get the odd 20 min??!!

One of our coaches bellowing "Get fuckn stuck in, kick em up the arse!" in their faces at half time? Too technical surely?

Have you seen anything of vuckic mate? I canf find much about his although he is highly rated? Same with Adjei. Tozer has alot to do though i think kadar, krul, lualua and ranger are the four we'll see most of next season. Aaron Spear...did we actually sign him? Oh and besty...my mistake. Some bloke from his hometown was banging on about him (Vuckic). He's got that kind of good player name as well.

I need an article from you. Been thinking about it. Gotta find some time to load up both barrels and pull the trigger Let me know da plans rasta.

Vuckic, Kadar, Tozer and Krull all have what it takes to make the jump up. It will really depend on what coaching they're getting.

I need an article from you.

if no-one give a shite, why all the excitement? Just nipping it in the bud tbh, we don't want another Stevie on our hands. He was banging that drum for over a year, with his lickspittle NSG. It smacks of self importance too, which again runs through Stevie's posts like a stick of rock. Caning it tonight bro. I've never seen you like this.

This board is special in a way it takes a while to work out.

Mancunian by birth. All just banter by the way mate, I just fancied acting the twat. Stick around here; just lay off the N-O patter though or fuck off. A mancunian, telling a true Newcastle fan, how to go on, or to fuck off, on a newcastle Fans forum...the world has gone mad. You couldn't make it up eh? Now fuck off. lol, why dont you fuck off to a Manchester board, Because I'm doing Christ's work here. And he's telling you to "fuck off"

After beeing welcomed in such a friendly manner., like i said, i aint new to this place, visited for a while before joining, and pop in as a visitor most days, dont ask me why , im always logged on to N-o,.. but always logged out of this place,..it just auotomatically does it. Really didnt expect such hostility like, over a nothing post, really,...manc mag, comes across as a right tosser, too much time spent with mancs,... or he is one of em??? It takes about 3 years before someone offers you a pint in here.

Yes! Bar what he done with England, which lets be honest he only achieved what most England supporters expect from their team, hes done pretty much fuck all since the 80s. He's forgotten more about coaching than half the PL combined.

Try and abuse more playfully and it's normally overlooked.

Nearly every single utterance seems to be a tissue of lies.