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I think that there are a few folk who are petrified Ashley will 'chuck his hand in' and walk away from Newcastle United, thus putting us into financial/league status/existance meltdown. The same deluded folk see NUSC as the catalyst if the above happens. I just don't understand that viewpoint. Businessmen like Ashley just don't operate like that. At best they're a lobby group, they won't influence his plans for his shareholding one iota. Personally I think he sees them as an irritation, if he notices them at all. The idea that they could 'get to him', whilst flattering for the NUSC, is totally misconceived imo. He'll do what he likes and go when he likes, and it's bugger all to do with the NUSC. Your right, with our luck he'll turn out to be one of those thieving swindling billionaires like Alan Stanford and we'll wake up to find its ll gone pop. Bought the club on a whim, went out with a whimper.

Saw it? He lives it. A complete database would be handy if they ever determine the genetic likelihood for criminality though - save on all those expensive trials and stuff. The funny thing is we're all suseptable to criminality.

Mick and Baggio. It was always going to come to this.

Fucking yokels pronouncing Dos Santos should be a giggle. "Dooors Santors"

Hopefully Mrs P will later.

He's graduated to childrens skulls apparenty. Lightly doused in cream.

Just because Pud is a member of NUSC doesn't necessarily mean NUSC are peddling this rumour. He's just passing on what he has heard to other Newcastle United fans who would be interested in such a thing. There was no mention of NUSC in the original post, in fact you're the first person to bring the supporters club into it. Football forums are about rumour, conjecture and calling each other cunts. If you take that away then what have we got? That's right, N-O. *shudders* I would say he is unfortunate that he is associated to NUSC. In my opinion, if you are involved in something like that and everyone knows then you should ensure you dont make them look stupid. Unfortunately i think its a stupid story, perhaps you may believe it perhaps you dont thats not for me to say. NUSC wants to gain recognition and move forward so i would suggest that to be taken seriously they shouldnt come accross people trying everything they can to make the club look stupid..........guess what? we already know it! As for your final line of what a football forum is about, i agree. I dont really tend to say much, just look on here to see if there is any news, to read a few opinions etc but perhaps in my extreme boredom i thought i would say how much of a bollocks story this. How do you know it's bollocks? I love the way you use not posting much as some sort of caveat.....

Just because Pud is a member of NUSC doesn't necessarily mean NUSC are peddling this rumour. He's just passing on what he has heard to other Newcastle United fans who would be interested in such a thing. There was no mention of NUSC in the original post, in fact you're the first person to bring the supporters club into it. Football forums are about rumour, conjecture and calling each other cunts. If you take that away then what have we got? That's right, N-O. *shudders* Amen.

Might get my teeth into this.

Good memory fella.

Most of his stuff is highly derivative and shit. Isnt everything? I had this debate 10 years ago about him. Five years after everyone else then?

XXXisco.

Most of his stuff is highly derivative and shit. Isnt everything? I had this debate 10 years ago about him.

Most of his stuff is highly derivative and shit. Have you seen them though?

He's right there seems little urgency till they go behind.

live in Brighton or something? don't give a stuff if hes gay btw the fact he can't keep shola or alan smith out of the team must mean he's fcking shocking

I'm betting the real world is more frightening.

Most of his stuff is highly derivative and shit.

Must admit, getting the driver to refresh the porn mags during the journey made me giggle.

But the crack-smoking exposé was a catastrophe he didn't expect to survive. He had been secretly filmed by his driver all the way from London to Manchester, smoking rock after rock from a tin can in the back of the car, hunched over porn magazines. The details were squalid and humiliating; at service stations he would make his driver go and buy him more porn, and by the time he reached Manchester he was so out of his head he couldn't even get into his apartment. The following morning he was suspended from Coronation Street and his BBC 6 Music radio show, and assumed his career was over. He was, as he later put it, "not just in breach of contract. I was in breach of life." This stuff is out of even my league.

Coffee beans in freezer.

it's one of those issues that is easy for Govt to fiddle with and make like they are doing something. The bigger trickier and more critical issues are kept out of the public gaze, mainly because the Govt has failed in regard to nealy all of them.

This democracy lark is getting out of control.