peasepud

If he is going nowhere then absolutely nothing.

tbf Im a step up from Smith

Spurs? Villa? Everton? fuck off cunts © Stevie

so what was it again? VLOOKUP or OPENBOWDOORS?

January isnt over fucknuts. I always enjoy transfer deadline day however this ones going to be a bit strange, NUST AGM is on early evening, now which fucknuts plans the AGM of a football Supporters Club on transfer deadline day? how many of our journalist members and supporters will be able to make it? Beggars belief at times.

The order shouldn't matter. The FALSE thing is handy though, otherwise it goes mental if you plug in a value that's not in the range. If its not sorted then you need to use the FALSE. Personally I always sort the table (if he data is never going to change that is) and dont bother with the FALSE but the proer way is to sort and use FALSE.

What nufc4ecer said. Say you have a sheet called DataEntry and want to put the Dip figure in column A You also have a sheet called SumpData which holds all of those pre-determined figures, on that sheet you would select the cells that have the data and click the little white box directly above cell A1, in there type a name for the range, say "SumpFigures" (without the speech marks). On DataEntry you want to display 3 columns of data taken from SumpData based on the Dip figure then (assuming you have row 1 as headings) Enter the following in Cell B2 =VLOOKUP(A2,SumpFigures,2) In C2 =VLOOKUP(A2,SumpFigures,3) and in D2 =VLOOKUP(A2,SumpFigures,4) This tells Excel to lookup whatever is in Cell A2 in column 1 of the SumpFigures range and return whatever is in column 2, 3 or 4 of that range what you need to do is ensure that the table in SumpFigures is in order of Dip.

Glad we've cleared that up then, thats a weight off my mind.

tbf we're also unlikely to beat your not so proud record of 15 points in a season

I especially like the look of unbridled joy on the old man hugging his son right at the front, you'd think it was VE day in fact chances are he was less overjoyed then. "Frank, great news Victory, Victory in Europe Frank, the war is over!!!!" "I cant get excited tbh, them bastards down the road won again"

No doubt Sessegnon will move into Bents apartment which means every morning he'll open his curtains and see SJP. Thats probably what made Bent move to a "big club"

seriously I followed the advice in your sig and no matter how sloooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllyyyyy I read that it still makes fuck all sense to me.

We'll see. We'd be rejecting offers now anyway, whether we intend on keeping him or not. The time to get smug about rejected offers is 1st Feb, cos then we'll know that we weren't just holding out for a bigger offer on the last day of the window. Is that the same time the humble pie gets eaten......I doubt it. Humble pie about what? Nobody wants him sold, but people are rightly concerned. Why do you have to try and lord it over people and insist they eat humble pie? When I say that the time to be smug is on Feb 1, that's not strictly true. What I should say is that while the rest of us choose to be relieved that we kept our best player, knowing what you're like, you won't be able to stop crowing about how you predicted it all and acting the smug prick. And a better time for THAT would be Feb 1st. Although tbh there's never a good time for that sort of shit. So Im smug for being pleased we've YET AGAIN, turned down an offer, but others in this thread who claim the deals being done all along shouldnt eat humble pie on 1st Feb.. What utter fucking TOSH. ASM is right, come 1st Feb, the usual nay sayers will be spouting about how the clubs just waiting til the summer to get more money.....and so it goes on. TIT Why should people eat humble pie for being concerned about what our unpredictable owner will do next. You have such a weird outlook. You're like the bloke who likes to point out to his neighbor that your car is the model up from his. Claiming the deals already done, not concern. And ASM's right, your jokes are shit. what a fucking pair you two are. Shite patter, shite WUMs made for each other. My point still remains, us and Spurs know whats what, whether we're willing to sell and if so, what price. If we're not willing to part at any price then Spurs know that and wont bother bidding.

They fucking drink together you mong, they have the same circle of friends and have been photographed together on the piss a number of times. Theres no ITK about it, Im not saying Levy told me its done and hes a mate of Ashley Im saying that because they are mates then a bid will only be placed after the deals been done. Tabling a bid unsettles a player and forces other clubs hands, if the player wants to stay then their agent will try and screw the club for more wages none of that does NUFC and Ashley any good if they legitimately dont want to sell. Levy wont do that to Ashley and Ashley wont do that to Levy. Its not some secret dealing or conspiracy theory its simply a mate wont screw another mate over.

Good post and entirely plausible, obviously I hope it's not true. First local lad to come good in ages and half a season in the top flight, tragic. Apart from it's all centred around that bolded bit of bullshit hearsay, unless you've got a source peasepud, stfu I dont get whats bullshit about my post? Ashley and Levy are mates, thats a known fact, not ITK or hearsay but a known fact. I dont go with the belief that Ashleys a Spurs fan and will do Spurs deals at the detriment of his own business but I do believe that if Ash is willing to sell a player then Levy will be given preferential treatment and thats not a problem tbh as long as the same applies in reverse. What my post is saying is that Levy will not put in a bid unless he knows Ashely is willing to accept, he and MA will have previously discussed it and agreed a position, that could be £25m/£30m/£35m and we talk, it could be no sale until Summer or it could be fuck off we're not selling. Whatever it is though the deal will have been agreed and neither side will spoil that agreement. Im with J69 though, if (and I believe we will) we sell then it wont be announced until last minute.

Its in the Sun so theres no proof of anything but what I would say is if Spurs have tabled a bid then Ashley is accepting it. He and Levy are good mates and last weekend it would have been discussed. Levy will know exactly how much Ashley will accept if anything. If Ashley has made it clear he wont sell then Levy wont put a bid in, why piss off your mate by unsettling his players? especially when you know that mate will do you favours in the future. If we are accepting a bid for Carroll then the deal is already done and dusted, it just wont be announced until the last minute.

Dont worry, we wont accept the bid until 23:55 on Monday

thanks, hopefully you can see it now and legitimately call it shite! thats shite that it quality

Try again, Ive increased the size limit to 5mb

is it meant to just be a flashing imator.com?

poor effort tbf

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ok, to save people having to find hosting and to ensure these are still around in 6 months time Ive created a quick upload to stick your images on our server. http://www.toontastic.net/stokoe/ I'll make it look prettier later on but for now it works.

Can we start to post descriptions as well for those of us behind dodgy firewalls. The only one I can see of the last two pages is the Keys/Gray one and its mine! Maybe I should set up a quick upload page to have them hosted on here, means everyone can view them and they will always be there