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Jesus fucking wept, youre all banned

Shola, according to a twitter rumour. Edit: Just realised that was going to be yesterdays Sunday Sun so unlikley this new rumour is from there

might just run a quick SQL script to add him to everyones ignore list Oh hold on Admins cant have people on ignore.... If Ive got to put up with the cunt then you lot are going to hell with me

Of course. But there's nothing to suggest we're after him or that he'd be interested in coming to us, is there? I can't recall a single report linking us with Sturridge in fact, and you'd expect Bolton would be in pole position anyway if he was going to leave Chelsea. I know but I still think he would be a really good signing for us. You never know could be another Marveaux Another Marveaux? Youre talking like weve made some amazing deal for an up and coming talent, 99% of Toon fans hadnt heard of him til yesterday

Well use some cunt else a stepping stone you disrespectful mug. LOL hes right though, disrespectful to a club of our size (regardless of recent achievements). As Stevie said its clearly a "you'll do to get me noticed by clubs who currently dont want to take a chance"

Good Luck to him, not his fault hes clearly not upto the level required. At last the kids willing to hunt out first team chances rather than sitting collecting wages for nowt. Smith, are you listening?

Make your mind up. You look at a fantasy line up and post how great it looks, that line up doesnt include two players who you then post you hope we dont lose, one of which is (in your own words) on the wain. The same player who you've slagged all season long.

According to Suns Steve Brenner hes wanted by Villa and current contract negotiations have broken down. Admittedly the first 5 words of the post throws the whole thread into disarray mind

Now you know how we feel

I think my view on it is that hes done some cuntful things but that doesnt make him a cunt overall. If he was that then he wouldnt do the good things, would be out on the piss every night and would take the cash and run. Barton is a bloke who has/had an anger management problem. Thats not good for those who fall victim to it but the rest of the time hes generally seen as a "jolly nice chap" Thats not me sticking up for what hes done btw but he paid the price for those things by losing his freedom and any chance of International glory. Hes come out the other side of it a better person.

tell you what Ba better be good because so far hes replacing players with a total of 29 goals last season.

mince, thick as

last 3 transfer windows

This shows how little you know about anything really. Most people that have spent any time with Barton have nothing but good things to say about him, its well documented about how much time he spends with the juniors and reserve players. Goes to reserve games (including many an away one) and spends time helping out the younger lads. No doubt if you managed to have a chat with Shane "future of NUFC" Ferguson he'd probably tell you all about how Barton has been a role model to him and brought on his game. Anyone can make assumptions based on mistakes a person has made, and to be fair Bartons made more than many but it doesnt make him a cunt of a man. Just as in Nolan, the loss of Barton will have far wider implications than just on field.

Did we?

In the last 3 transfer windows have there been any serious bids for our players or proper talk of a club wanting a player that hasnt resulted in their sale? I cant think of any but could easily be wrong.

Isnt it where Dekka lives as well?

Of course he would. And Barton and every single player we've got and the extra 6 or 7 that Pardew wants to bring in to improve us. Fuck the wage bill, that will just materialise out of somewhere. Its like classic opposition politics. "We wont do the bad things, we'll only do the nice things"........Never any need to explain how it will be done, where the money will come from etc etc. Its quite frightening when you see that West Ham have just spent £16 million over 5 years on one player. I am sure someone will know the facts but I find it hard to believe the earnings percentage ratio today is anywhere near what it was in Sir Johns day. This is where Leazes always falls down. He can never explain how financially it can be done in todays climate. Great if you have a sheik but otherwise books need to be balanced. Yet again you come up with stuff thats totally irrelevant to the discussion. LM isnt arguing that we should buy them all and keep our existing players hes talking about strengthening the squad, not merely gambling on new "talent" while binning the known capable players. Team irrelevant strikes again

well that was a fucking success.

CT still banging on that someone is ITK because they've said stuff others then repeated?

I cant believe we're back to mentioning Smiths name, even in jest. Hes like some bad fart that just wont go away no matter how far you walk or how many doors you close behind you that meaty guff can still be experienced. Then you realise you've actually followed through. Thats the feeling I get with Smith.

according to the club, meanwhile according to the players, agents, press and co they were not good or even fair deals. They were designed to piss off players the club didnt want and allow mongs on message boards to wank themselves silly at the "good business" show me a proven goalscorer to replace the two we've now lost and maybe I'll start to think differently. which poster/twitter account did you nick that one from? You wouldnt know a depth of midfield if it came with a full statistical breakdown attached. As for linked with, wooohooo maybe we should be waiting until after these "quality links" are signed before we sell our existing midfield players. unlike you of course who ignore the fact that every time Dekka opens his gob hes proven to be a lying little waste of oxygen And what do the good clubs do when they have players like that? yes, they prove to them that they have the ambition and plans to match the players needs. Thats what proper football clubs do, we are no better than Wigan with Whelans "any player that wants to leave I will help, we understand that we're shit and they want proper clubs". Saying that though, why would Enrique go to Liverpool if he wants CL? you can have all the potential in the world, it doesnt prove a thing. Potential talent needs to feed off quality experience, as said elsewhere Tiote has waxed lyrically about the effect Nolan has had on him, no doubt hes not alone. The new crop of players wont get that. For every Tiote we sign theres two James Perch's and a Xisco. Only time will tell dipshit only time will tell.

can someone ring the RVI, tell them Im on my way in with a head injury oh and give IKEA a call too, this table has a fucking head shaped dent in it.

you and your wacky ideas! Everyone knows thew way to a successful Premiership campaign is to have little experience of the league or even the country. A healthy mix of young homesick foreigners and Championship nobodies never did Sir Alex or Arsene any harm did it?

Youtube? Im torn between that being a good idea and just plain wrong!