peasepud

“@SimonPryde: "He's more like Leon Best. #totalsport” Well now I'm on a downer

“@cognoscentinovo: @MarcSDuffy @The_Paris_Angel @delscottio cling ons have smaller noses” my arse clingons better not have noses!

“@Tom_Mullen: Find out more about Mike Ashley's diet - which has seen him lose more than 3 stone. #nufc” NSFCB!

Italian divers searching cruise ship found 2 Geordies at bar. Geordies told them to fuck off as theyre all inclusive

Another #nufc Fools and Horses based song #1trickpony We got a half price Yohan CabayeAnd a pair of Demba (cont) http://t.co/LfhuvFqP

“@NilePowerRanger: Its Not What U Know, Its Who U Know” and luckily I don't know you

So is Cisse signed, sealed & delivered or just strong speculation? #Nufc

Jesus H has @themichaelowen got an app coming out? Wtf is that going to entail?

20k at Wembley, 2.2k last home game. 17k "fans" should hang their heads in shame as #Darlo die

Jesus wept, what the fuck is this cunt? @Arsenalwinner Seems like some reet daft wank #afc #Nufc

#michaelowenfacts Michaels favourite food is peas

“@bigspence2: @NUFC_Lamby hope he snaps his colored les” <- such prose & grasp of Queens English #smb #safc #Nufc

“@timlovejoy: #SFTW on 10-11:30..... #xfm on 12-3pm. I'm gonna be tired tonight.” <- heart bleeds kidda, that's like a 4.5hour shift

A mute #BetterCommentatorThanLawrenson

“@NilePowerRanger: Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication.” <- it works on twitter too, try it

“@derek_acorah: All my tour dates are available on my web site www.derekacorah.com” I'm getting the word "nonce"

I fought the law and I won #TioteSongs

Jeff Winter calling the Pope a kiddy fiddler is a bit rich seeing as he's a smoggie

“@NUFCStevie: @toonlowdown a Senegal shirt nee where's got one” can't you just amend a Spurs one?

#moviethingstodobeforeidie bunk off school to take road trip in Ferrari

“@Chris_Hewitson: @tt9m I actually used the phrase "whopper", in real life today, it felt good...” <- fries with your whopper sir?

“@mattypnufc: @markbradley1986 - bullshit. Nowt on twitter or forums.” there will be soon #Nufc #hereIgo!

"@themichaelowen Look at me, I'm considerably richer than you & i get freebies!!! Hahaha peasants" what an odious man

My Roasties bring all the girls to the yard & they're like they're better than yours! http://t.co/Qgz124B2

Keith Fitt has to be funniest bloke on Telly "watch n learn bains watch n learn"