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Love the way @tetley_teafolk run #freeteafriday & make it sound great. A years supply of tea, 8 cups day works out at £48 #bigprize

Demba, Demba, Dem DembasDemba, Demba, Dem DembasDemba, Demba, Dem DembasNow hear the word of Tiote#Nufc

“@marleyftm: Geordie cunts” Do you kiss your mum with that mouth? Bet you do...with tongues

#CurlysAsOldAs Colins transfer news

Tell you what this @BurnsieBen @cwarr07 @nufcinsider & all the other bollocks #itk lot can piss right off

Two mothers sitting nattering in the ball pool fail to notice their 2 y/o daughters wander off into restaurant #softplay #mongs

“@FloridaTopMakem: have #safc signed anyone yet? its 25th january; what are they doing?” fear not Heskey is on way #Nufc

“@NeilTheGeordie: I lied. Harry Roberts was never my friend. Sorry for any offence #thecorner” <- whys the Corner full of liars? #scoreboard

“@cognoscentinovo: Just found £7,000 under the sofa, forgot I had that.” should stick that in your Swiss account

That was what I meant to do #fat-fingered-fuck-that-I-am

Apologies all Pancrate/Pancake appears to be the concensus. Forgot to put in original tweet that I didn't know answer!!!

Quick #Nufc quiz. Came in on free, short, fast winger. Played couple of games at most & scored 1 goal. Was released 2 or 3 seasons ago?

“@BabyElvisSocAM: @alorsondansssse yes I'm proper nutty, are u?” and so explains why I never watch Soccer AM

#PossibleMonacoBankAccounts @TaylorandBesty Kenny Dogleish: R4CI5TFC

It's windy out, I blame @BurnsieBen #BurnsieBenToBlame

“@themichaelowen: Super Sunday - can't wait! ....lunch and then it's the sofa all afternoon.” 1 day merges into another eh?

“Liverpool: Dietmar Hamann reveals how lost £288k in single bet as gambling and drinking took over his life” I LOVE KARMA

Unless we're saying the ref was at fault for at least 3 goals then we've not got anyone to blame but ourselves #Nufc

I mean come on, who gives a 2 year old one of these? http://t.co/DigcyIvS

Good to see that @OfficialGlitter wasnt real, even better that it was done for a reason http://t.co/Xvcxvuuc

Sheeeeeeeiiit! http://t.co/hTABG51D

“@steph_NUFC: @pjwhitfield that's fab!!! ” Thank you very much ahaaa you've been a lovely audience

“@stevewraith: @pjwhitfield @peterramage83 he said the same mate” and so he should, tis only right

Am I missing summat or has @Nigella_Lawson started cooking with Coke? https://t.co/jS0yr7wY

If that really is Gary Glitter then he's shit at that peado lark #shittestdisguiseever