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Hello, Cabaye #toonBeatles #Nufc

How much space are we giving them there?

You can show possession stats all you like. The points go on goals not passes

#ff @thisdave would write a comedic sonnet of epic proportions for a chance to sniff my delicate beautiful ladylike poo's

#ff a couple of #Nufc lads who'd miss a match just to feast their eyes on my bootylicious stunning looks @leazeslad @2NarMe @weldy1980

I've just adopted zeebox as my TV sidekick. Download the app and let's watch together! http://t.co/VtUm8vLG

“@arcpantmcgee: @stevewraith RT for G-Star eldon squares closing down sale? All stock must go!” doesn't the G stand for Gay?

“@Sophie_Doughty: Worlds biggest rat just ran past me. Was size of a dog” you sure it wasn't a dog?

“@leazeslad: @weldy1980 fuck knows I just copied everyone else.” Baaaaaa

Shola's just picked Nobby up for work. No tractor though http://t.co/ZqOgXktf

Well it looks like I'm through the worst of this bug. Horrible stuff, by the sound of things though @ellietog is now suffering

I'm inclined to believe the @H_atemBenArfa account is more real than @CissePapiss

“@gordythemag: @Lee5_1Johnson @nufcfans Magnificent point. He's worth 100 Michael Owens !” means nowt, I'm worth 96 @themichaelowen's

#ThingsBetterThanBieber gonorrhoea

“@ttnineme: How is manager of the year decided?" this year is based on proximity to 'Arrys 'ouse

Ok this is freaking me out now, there's a woman walking behind me whispering to herself

#5WordReviews we kicked racism outa football

Dear @lfc looks like you're gonna be needing more tshirts for @paulcallaghan6 #joblot #racistfc #lfc

Wahey! Andy Carroll starts for #Nufc

if you're in #Bromley & don't fancy electrocuting yourself give @sparkyinbromley a shout. Very helpful

I once sat in the East Stand and the bloke in front of me read a paper for 1st 20mins of game #Nufc #shityeenot

If you added all the wins of #safc 02/03 season to this one, they'd still be a point behind #Nufc

There's some faces at Nobbys party that I recognise but can't put a name to...if that makes sense

Congratulations @Walken4GOP for winning this years "proving Americans are thick as pig shit" award. Keep on keeping on fella

this one'll throw her: @Nigella_Lawson where's best place to eat North of Watford?