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“@tommackings: @AlexWyatt2 the rock would have had owt on me would have give him a proper 5 knuckle shuffle”Wank off a wrestler?

“@tommackings: for my 150th tweet ad just like to give a big FUCK U too all the mags out their #FTM”2 x 2 letter spelling mistakes #Mong

43 years ago #Nufc fans were dancing in the streets after winning the Fairs Cup.

“@I_am_Pards: “@JayGShore: Well that was an intense run!!!”While the football was on?? Bell end”He was talking bout his mascara

Ahhh the 6.30 to Kings Cross, only as far as Peterborough for me though.

“@BLUE_VIGO: SHUT UP CHILES YOU FAT FUCKING FLUTE.”This tweet alone deserves a follow

“@Sammy_Ameobi: Respectfully pledge allegiance to the swag #weddingcrashers #dish http://t.co/Q0QYPK9X” Wor Sammy scrubs up well! #Nufc

“@OctoberJones: Easy mistake to make http://t.co/4tXGx4zm”Pure genius #Nufc #thfc

It looks like Jermaine Jenas has swallowed a few goldfish bowls lately #Nufc #thfc http://t.co/bZSr8ZYP

4: number jars Paprika in cupboard.0.5: number teaspoons Paprika we use per month2031: year in which we need to buy Paprika again

“@ReturnOfTheMag: Earned that! http://t.co/bSgPYW7b”Well done kidda, 6 more to go?

I love the fact that the modern day Roobarb & Custard is EXACTLY the same as the originals. Ch5 now for you nostalgia freaks

Gormans of Longbenton, I may enjoy most things you do but a beanie is not what you served me!

It's going to take either Haribo or Rohypnol to get little fella out of Soft Play. Oh dear I've got no Haribo!

Some absolute dickwad is stood in play area with a laptop bag over his shoulder on his mobile#cock

Scott Parker looks like a 1940s Fop in that Vauxhall ad. What an absolute bellend.

So the RAF did a fly past in London yet the Big Brother house is still standing?#bloodycutbacks

Main course, Firenze pizza with salmon pasta @firenzejesmond http://t.co/LVpK7qV4

“@tomkelk: Just found out I've got £7.50 of unspent #Tesco vouchers! #win”It doesn't get much better than this!

“@ritchiemarshall: Stunning view from Ben Lomond #baggedamunro http://t.co/xbZ0KwYN”How did you get the yacht up there?

I need a twitter cull, half my timeline is "was arseholed last night" or "off me head on drugs" it's becoming Facebook.

#NUFCFansHeadlines NUFC BUY MESSI haired youngster

“@Iwantcurlyhair2: I <3 HRH Queen Elisabeth II”Gawd bless 'er Maj

Good to see Freddie Fletcher battling on. Get well soon #Nufc

Gawd I love @ellietog http://t.co/x9s8FwaZ