peasepud

If you've never been to London Zoo...why not?

That was a proper heeder that like

We're at London Zoo! In that there London town http://t.co/C9CwcWJx

...2:15 hunt out KFC in Barnsley...get lost...back on M1 at 3.30...more traffic. Now currently sat in tailback on M1 93mile to go

“@oldheatonian: @pjwhitfield tram lines ?”Corn rows a'la Andy Carrol 2008

“@JohnnyBrookes14: Arsenal will not pay 21m for Ben Arfa, nt a fucking chance, and where would he play?”The Emirates? #boomboom

Want more followers? Heres an idea, tweet stuff that's interesting/funny rather than beg RTs.Please RT

Is this Pedro Beardsleys brother on Jeremy Kyle ITV2+1?

What kind of world is it where a man is reduced to drinking Raspberry & Euchinacea tea? Where's the Tetley like?

“@ColinC4People: Take Part C4s UNDATEABLES Looking for love?”@NUFCFansUtd saw this & thought of you

I hate that Mars advert.

Sat in Byker waiting for a Chest X-ray. Chances are most of other patients are here for knife wounds.

I'm hoping to have an iCal file of the #Nufc fixtures online ASAP for you lovely peoe to load into your Calendars

Fucking Norwich away...long trip for day 1 that like

“@oldheatonian: @leazesladBut theyre a joke. Dont get it at all”Derek Llambias and nufcfans a marriage made in heaven

This game is doing nowt for my sleep apnea recovery plan

The Sun story on @NilePowerRanger has a google ad for Criminal Record checks. #GoGoogle #Nufc #swfc

Wow! 6am isn't this a Great time to be up & about

“@2NarMe: CjowveiwnsonkLkwvrc skj”Insightful

“@JodieMarsh: Less than 1k followers to go before someone gets their name written on my famous jugs.#getyournameonjodiesjugs ”Wow! Classy

“@BenArfaChance: So Ba isn't leaving........ahhhhhhh, the joys of twitter #bullshitrumoursahoy”you were happy to spread it earlier #cock

Spurs need an ex player to manage them. I hear Gazzas available #thfc #Nufc