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We asked 100 Makems what was the greatest day of their life....Top answer: #Nufc being relegated#MakemFortunes

Surely in times of diabetic coma, twitter isn't the most effective cry for help?https://t.co/jJeYERxT

“@geordiedentist Dr Pepper works a treat as well if you want to be really daring”What's the worst that could happen?

“@adammorland: Here comes the bride.... in McDonalds! http://t.co/HHoHBklz”Is she on her tod? #ohdear

Sunday morning catch up on world news...Bottletop Bill has met a Dinosaur

Smoked salmon pesto tagliatelle http://t.co/lWzFeeMi

Any plumbers or canny handy persons out there? #Newcastle #Nufc

Comedy, politics & art education all in one from @OctoberJones: http://t.co/JKW7NE8q

“@2NarMe: Well aye, kidda’. #nufc http://t.co/PrNxo34O”So the Dave, I've got tickets in makem end for the derby so nae colours

“@GingerFTM: Heading to heatonpark for #thestoneroses Buzzin”You jammy bastardo!#enjoy

Doesn't a name tattoo'd on back of neck mean you enjoy bum sex with that person?Worried for lass in Tesco with "Grandad"

“@gm_stone: St James Metro car park #toonflood http://t.co/iH4URHXV”No it's not, that's Walkergate

“@PayasoDeMierda: Just heard the official Olympic song by Muse. It's fucking shit”#HardcoreReviews

“@CHRISDJMOYLES: Playing @jessiej & the full set from Hackney on Radio 1 right now.”Time to switch to Radio2 I think

Miss Rabbit is a role model for us all. A single parent with a dozen jobs to make ends meet, no benefit culture

“@RealKendric: #HonestyHour I like when you text me first.”@whopperbot #whopperpatrol

Sigurdson's signed for Spurs? Never quite sure how a club can buy players when managerless? #thfc #Nufc

Using the @Iwantcurlyhair2 principle of product boycott I shall no longer Shop in Istanbul...take that @istshopfest

Andy Carroll is fucking shitting bricks, he's going to do a Waddle

Hart's shit drop him now!#kneejerk

When 2 year olds meet...shout NO repeatedly then offer her your bubbles http://t.co/hKxPCW0A

I'm sat in a wedding in Farnborough...awaiting the Bride

“@ReturnOfTheMag: Up and at ‘em and off to Peppa Pig World #Hardcore”I expect a full review