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Lets take bets on how they will announce us going down. 250/1 : Sorry. 100/1: Fuck! 50/1 : Bastard cheating Mancs ruined our season 10/1 : Mike says it will all be fine. 2/1 : Heres some great pics from last weeks training. 1/10 : Great news, Joes back!

is it worth finding it? If we all go to church on Sunday morning and say a little prayer, contemplate life for a while then pop a tenner in the roof fund will that help? With that in mind heres ten seven things that if we do then luck and the gods may smile upon us. * salute a single magpie, in fact theres a magpie sanctuary down in Sheffield, lets organise a coach trip down there and split them up into pairs (saluting each one individaully before it becomes part of a pair). * Ladders - its unlucky to walk under them so..... I have a mate who owns a ladder company. The plan is to take all his stock down to Hull and position them outside the football ground. As they walk in they go under a ladder. Before that though we're going round all the cat shelters and collecting up all black cats, paths shall be crossed also. * Its also lucky to catch falling leaves in Autumn so...... I propose one of us work on a time machine, it shouldnt be too difficult not wth the lunatics we have here. This one is technically foolproof too because (and heres the clever bit) it doesnt have to be built before tomorrow, anytime in the future will do as long as you go back to last October and catch 8 falling leaves, thus giving us 8 months of good luck. Oh and while you're there can you give Ashley a chinese burn? * Still using the time machine, go back the the first of May and cut your hair, seems the moon was waxing then so thats a bit more towards the fund. * Stick a horseshoe above your front door, at the same time lets go down and lightly tack them above all of the Villa players doors so the slight breeze of the door opening will loosen them and cause a minor head injury before the game. * Mirrors, lots of them, as I said in another thread I have managed to obtain Mark Clattenburgs parking pass for tomorrow which entitles the holder to park in the players and directors carpark. If we go early and then lay down mirrors on the driveway then the Villa players will smash them on their way in, 7 years starting that day. * Lucky rabbits feet - get out there, collect the rabbits up and get a foot each. 4 feet to a rabbit, theres 2133 of us here (not counting Douggy makes 2132) which means we just have to find 533 rabbits. Piece of piss, now get out there and do them!

only if I can get in front of a sky camera

DL: "Bassong, he's good yeah? Aye that was a Dennis signing" Fans: "what about Xisco though?" DL: "is he the shit one? Keegan then yeah it was Kev"

sad thing is they're entitled to do it take it on the chin, smile sweetly then set fire to their feet. Thats what I'll be doing.

I'll tell you what mind hes done well there, "Im just nipping oot to Milan pet, in the car, see you the morra",

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cheers mate

Is your lasses second name Keane?

I reckon you could be right there Mr Fist.

Calling it the GTD aren't they? 2.0TDi engine in it pushing out 170PS. Sadly we've drafted in a new CO2 policy at work and can only order cars with CO2 emissions below 130g/km. I'm test driving the GT TDI this weekend which has the 140PS variant of the engine. Exactly the same block with a different ECU apparently, no difference to the bore size. I dunno theres a few big ones in this thread

Fuck me Wigan must be giving away their Season tickets then

you make me wonder.........kid.

thats because you're mummys special boy.

Exactly, nothing against the lad but wonderkinds play in the Premiership at 16 hence the tag being given to Rooney, Owen etc. 18 is not a kid.

Bottler. Id play in a proper XI a side game like I would as well. Logistical nightmare though I reckon, plus it's shit without linesmen. Cant it all be arranged properly through that place at Gosforth Park? Im sure they can provide officials for games.

RIP, at least he didnt have to pen "going down" in honour of this glorious season

I have "obtained" an official parking permit for the ground should anyone wish to use it. Theres a story there!

make the thread and il stickitify it

hopefully your version will be a bit more realistic and lot less "were sure it all all be fine" than Ed's is

I think il drag the telly into the bog, it's going to be brown trousers time otherwise

settee 1, lower floor, peasepud stand, Gateshead

Both fine for me

Sundays going to be a day when big money can be made through in game betting. Its time to top up the betfair and take some chances methinks.