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Dear God, If you let the toon score I will believe in you.

fiddlers gone 2-1 down

fuck me even the scum can score

COMMMMMMMMMMME ON!!!!!!!!!!

Oh fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckinghell!!!!!

its too nice to sit here shitting mesel, still havent decided if Im going to wathc the game yet though

I reckon we could rebuid Hadrians wall at the rate Im going. Just had my third turd of the day and our is pissing herself. Not great scenes tbh. why do women not get this ? Get rid of her for the day, give her some money to go shopping. Mine is out thank fuck Mine asked why I was tetchytoday. I told her its like knowing , 2 weeks in advance, that the best shag of your life is going to dump you, today being it. Probably not the best analogy to use to my wife, but she's fucked off to her mam's so it did the trick. I've been getting "Cheer up, it's only a game, it doesn't matter." cunt punt, I dont care if its your mother. Its deserved.

mint sauce

I reckon we could rebuid Hadrians wall at the rate Im going.

and a thousand makem websites have enough pictures to last a year. Id rather we went down fighting (not literally) and the lads sung their hearts out for the club for an hour after the game has ended, that would give a much stronger image to the club and media than tears.

Are they mutually exclusive like?

Do us proud lads and keep your heads up, no matter what happens dont give the media the images they so desperately want.

I didnt know Rudyard was a cunt.

local hero lets see at 6pm, maybe then he may have earned the title.

Pretty much the same like. Anyone know where I can buy adult nappies?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck My arse is twitiching summat rotten this morning

Tomorrow could yet turn out to be one of the best days of my life.....................Stick your champions league final and FA cup final up your arse.......last day escapes is where its at. oh hell aye those Mancs and scousers havent got a clue what excitement is all about Your abit dull arent you Pea.................im guessing your single.

these statistics man, theyre great arent they?

Tomorrow could yet turn out to be one of the best days of my life.....................Stick your champions league final and FA cup final up your arse.......last day escapes is where its at. oh hell aye those Mancs and scousers havent got a clue what excitement is all about

and with Owen on fire as he is we'll piss it

However, cynical head says they cant advertise him as a Premiership player if hes never had a go

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