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up my nose!

Diabetic you say? hmmmm.................... make her a cuppa.

Text a makem sent me this morning was "whats the difference between an arsonist and Newcastle United?................. an arsonist wouldnt waste his last match". twatful but true

CUNT!

when are the Premier League going to overturn our relegation? Surely we're too big to go down and they've realised this and booted Hull instead?

The forward thinking board we have were two steps ahead of us and resigned Shola and Carroll, championshipstrikerstastic

More importantly, piss up in Ipswich Jimbo?

where am i?

has anyone done a clunge count for these yet? fucked if Im sitting through subtitles for nae minge.

Have you fucking paid yet you twat?

I think the decision to close the board to new registrations from Friday and not allow guests to view it from Sunday evening saved us a fair amount of hassle, at 6pm on Sunday we had 300+ guests trying to view the board and frankly most if not all would have been makems, spurs or everton trying to take the piss. Not having to deal with that lot meant we could just moan happily in our own little world.

1- What would your assement of your season be in comparison with your pre-season hopes and expectations? I expected us to win the treble and Champions League (after being brought in to replace Man U because we have much better fans). 2- What would your season highlight be? Getting my boycoutt banner on telly. 3- What would your season low-light be? Not winning the Champions league 4- A large majority of footballer suporters seem to have taken a certain degree of glee in your downfall this season. Why do you think that this is and what do you think needs to be done to change peoples perception of the club and its supporters? They're all jealous because we have the best fans in the world and because God supports us and Tony Blair. 5- Would do you need to bring in during the summer and who would you like to see leave the club? I expect us to buy Ronaldo (both of them), Kaka, Eto'o, Ronaldinho, Beckham, Essien and Buffon. I also think we'll bring Pele out of retirement and pull Milburn out of the deep freeze we've been keeping him in. 6- What should the aim for next season be? To win the World Cup.

Shola? and we're not a Premiership worthy team so maybe hes ideal.

1- What would your assement of your season be in comparison with your pre-season hopes and expectations? I had fairly average hopes for the season tbh, thought maybe we'd consolidate and look to build on the next few years I knew we wouldnt amount to anything (unless we hit a lucky run in the Coca Cola after all even the Spuds had managed to win that!) but I didnt expect anything like the circus we got. 2- What would your season highlight be? The draw at Man U first game of the season, it gave a glimmer of hope that I may have underestimated the future a little. 3- What would your season low-light be? October to May 4- A large majority of footballer suporters seem to have taken a certain degree of glee in your downfall this season. Why do you think that this is and what do you think needs to be done to change peoples perception of the club and its supporters? Sky Sports News is the main culprit, until you've experienced it for yourselves you cant appreciate what they do. Yes we are a passionate group of fans and yes we like to make those passions known but SSN (and others) go out of their way to find the lowest common denominator whenever they have a story. We dont think we warrant being splashed across the 6 o'clock news and believe me we dont want to be but I watched SSN grab a handful of random kids stick a banner in their hands and tell them "go on son, you'll be on telly just shout some abuse". 5- Would do you need to bring in during the summer and who would you like to see leave the club? I'd like to see a clear out of all those players that really havent given a shit this season which frankly amounts to most of them, most of all though Id like to see the back of our owner! 6- What should the aim for next season be? Our aim should be to storm the league, buy big at the end of the season and then walk back into the Premiership, casting Man U, Arsenal and the rest aside but we all know thats not going to happen and frankly Id be happy to see us just get some stability and sense back into this club. A sensible transfer policy (instead of the buy with cash sell on credit bollocks we seem to have), some truth coming out of our Managing Director and owner and consolidation. Oh and a public flogging of Dennis Wise in the centre circle before the Scunthorpe game.

Go to the games perhaps? Hmmmmm radical idea

nowt to do wth me. If Id made it he would be called Decka.

Exactly, we had 4 on our books at the same time and still got relegated!

That was funny as fuck like, item 1, what are weeee zzzzzzzzzzzzzz going to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yes he is, he shuts down shops and companies that arent performing well enough. What he doesnt do is invest in them, give them a makeover and pump in cash for new staff to get them performing.

So, DL is in talks with Shearer while we're looking to sell the club? Something doesnt add up. You would not install a new manager if you were in the middle of a sale, its just not a good idea and not something that the new people would agree to. If they want Shearer then they would (quite rightly) want to sit down with him themselves and discuss terms, conditions, spends etc. Whats going to happen here? DL agrees to pump in £500 trillion per season in transfer fees, Al agrees and then new people turn up and say "we cant afford that!" So either, the sale is bollocks or DL is just going through the motions with Al to make it look like they actually care.

Fuck me is it 1987?

well that was a waste of money

Exactly.... Blackpool is an absolute shit hole man! It's like looking forward to coming to Newcastle for a match because it's close to sunderland! If anyone goes to the Preston match next season and wants a night out after, go to Preston! come home. FYP

This is my own personal view and NOT that of an NUSC rep. I dont believe a word those in charge of the club tell us, I didnt believe them before when we were told there'd be £20million per season put in, I didnt believe Ashley when he said he was selling, I didnt believe Llambias when he said Relegation wasnt being contemplated. Unfortunately, I also didnt believe them when they said that Administration was not an option, remarkably the very same day that the story was broken by Alan Oliver is the day that Ashley contacted Shearer, now the cynic in me wonders why that was, a week earlier they had stated they didnt need a new manager, yet we hadnt played a game in a week prior to that. So what was it made them suddenly decide to give Al a call then? Most things they've said have been lies, most decisions they've made have been ridiculous and more importantly they make these decisions and tell the lies with the belief that we will fall for it. IF we dont go into Administration then there will be a fire sale, everyone will go (other than Shola) and the money will be pocketed, next excuse will be that they have to hold / have had to pay the transfer budget over to Keegan for his compensation. So in short, I dont like what they're doing and I dont think that waiting to see what comes next will amount to anything more than additional lies. At the same time, storming the gates wont gain anything either. No doubt Ashley will spit his dummy, talk about how good hes been to us and then cry that hes had death threats again (which no doubt will be proven to be bollocks yet again!). What is needed, is support for the NUSC, long term strategies to get some kind of representation and a meaningful membership which can pressurise those in charge when needed.