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“@syrett23: Whos this wanker on capital like?”You'll have to narrow it down, there's a lot to choose from!

This @cornerflagsland makem bar..does it have a crying steward collecting glasses & offering drinkers their go?

Sunday afternoon Seaton Sluice http://t.co/AJR8SNVA

Overheard in Lush, Eldon Sq....1 bloke says to other "there's nobody that doesn't love a bit of Shimmer"

Bolx man Barlow "Careless whisper was first time I wanted to be other man"..10mins earlier "I started piano cos I wanted to be Elton John"

“@zoolander1680: @frankieboyle what a bawbag you are , why don't you take ur bile & spread it elsewhere”Touchy these Rangers fans

I can't think of anything worse than reading a live match commentary by @nufcfans be better off guessing the action

So people can't buy proper chips at the Olympics because McDs are the "official chip" ?http://t.co/CSqkXrxd #london2012

#GordonBehindBars how come the prisoners are able to smoke indoors? It's a workplace surely? #smokeban #zeebox http://t.co/XX4tFhGT

That last RT.Even though I knew what was coming I still pee'd meself when it opened!

Hey @UnrealLorraine do you ever revoice RaRa the Noisy Lion with expletives?

#Nowplaying Sabotage by #Beastie Boys #Solid Gold Hits http://t.co/THdshEDx

Say what you like about @stevewraith hosting Tyson, at least he's never had any Conservative MPs involved

#Nowplaying Intergalactic by #Beastie Boys #Solid Gold Hits http://t.co/OmkI1lu0

#Nowplaying dirty harry by #gorillaz #demon days http://t.co/4U6JovhV

“@Richie_FTM: See we're in for Hoilett, who turned down #NUFC, clearly sees which club is showing REAL ambition. #SAFC #FTM” I love you man

Paul Shukup #songNames

“@mrjoebright: @russell_kane I am standing next to you x” Well that proves how pointless Court Orders are!

The bloke sat across from me just let out a massive long loud fart!#traintales

“@mattypnufc: Anyone been to that new Marco Pierre-White steak house in town yet? #Newcastle”You're a big fan aren't you @hotspur103?

Currently boiling away in Euston Tower #airconditioningplease

Well someones morning journey has been spoiled #thatLondon http://t.co/cDeDsNfu

Where's the bastard trolley service? I'm clamming for a cuppa!

50 Shades of Stoke#genius #true http://t.co/IDP2kPCQ

Well done to @nufcfans for making @Joey7Barton aware of #Nuwfc sponsorship #unsungheroes