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Nope thats not his son Thats Steve Hastie of the NUSC, from the moment SBR met him he was saying "dont I know you?" and Steves saying "no, dont think so" just as hes being wheeled into the hospital after the photoshoot he shouts to stop and beckons Steve over, "I know where I know you from" he says ........ "you're the spit of Eric Gates"

Still looking good and still laughing along.

Brain and Testicular cancer. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...ain-cancer.html Get well soon John.

unless you follow nuscteam of course

And breathing heavily

Birthday greeetings shitehawk

Tony Blair has admitted the shambles unfolding at Newcastle United is a "tragedy" for the club's fans. Blair, who famously showed his skills playing head tennis with Kevin Keegan, said: "It is a tragedy what has happened. We have to got to regroup, reassert ourselves and move back up again." But the former Prime Minister stopped short of putting the boot into owner Mike Ashley adding: "I would not get into criticising anyone who has got into the onerous responsibility of running a football club." http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/200...15875-21515751/

Yet another "oooh lets get our names in the paper" headline.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/.../.html?ITO=1490 After more than 16 years at Newcastle United, goalkeeper Steve Harper may have thought he had seen it all and lived through enough of the club’s trials and tribulations. But Harper is just one of the many perplexed and frustrated members of the Newcastle squad who has been back for pre-season training for almost two weeks now. Still there is no sign of their saviour, Alan Shearer, or any manager for that matter, and their agonising and prolonged sale drags on. Steve Harper Harper, who returned last season to reclaim the No1 shirt following Shay Given’s exit in January, has warned the once proud club is ‘dying a slow, painful death’. And after their week-long training camp in Ireland and a 3-0 win over Shamrock Rovers, even the normally cautious and diplomatic caretaker manager Chris Hughton, the man put in temporary charge of team affairs for the fourth time by owner Mike Ashley, has admitted players are on the verge of revolt. Hughton has been in contact with Shearer, who is patiently still waiting for news of his confirmation as permanent boss, but the man who led the club to relegation in May is having little or no influence in first team affairs, much to the chagrin of Harper and Newcastle fans who who will have noted Fraizer Campbell, one of Shearer’s close-season targets, has signed for neighbours Sunderland. Harper said: ‘What happened last season was desperately disappointing but just when you think there’s an opportunity for this club to put itself right, build and get straight back up, the opposite happens. ‘We want it to be resolved so we know where we are and where we’re going because at this moment the football club is dying a slow, painful death. For five or six years now it’s been a gradual, slow implosion. ‘We’ve got to soldier on but the sooner the better for everyone concerned – but most importantly for Newcastle United. Chris Hughton Holding fort: Newcastle United caretaker manager Chris Hughton ‘A lot of fans have come up to me and said ‘‘In two or three years, it might be a blessing that relegation happened". 'Obviously everyone is very disappointed that it happened but if something good comes out of it and the club rebuilds then maybe I can see that point. 'But at the moment the club isn't rebuilding — it’s in a state of limbo and it's no good for anyone. We just want to get this club going back in the right direction and the situation is very, very frustrating for all of us. ‘To be fair to Chris Hughton, Colin Calderwood and the lads, we have made the best of what is a dreadful situation. 'We can’t do anything about it as players but it is awful and the sooner it’s resolved, the better for everyone because we can start again. ‘All we keep hearing is “next few days, next few days, next few days”. 'Everybody – fans, players, staff – want it resolved so we can rebuild this football club because we're in an awful state at the moment. ‘Everybody is in limbo — fans, players, staff. The players don’t know what’s happening, staff don’t know what’s happening, the fans don’t.’ Nile Ranger Confusion: Nile Ranger can expect to start for Newcastle ¿ but none of their players are certain of the future Newcastle came away with a 3-0 win against Shamrock Rovers, although they were playing a bunch of reserves and trialists because the Eircom League of Ireland side had more pressing engagements on Friday night, having secured an important 2-1 Eircom League win over Bray Wanderers which took them to second place in their division. In a lively first half, Steve Harper was forced to make important saves from Padraig Amond and the impressive Slovakia striker Pavol Jurco as Kevin Nolan, Nicky Butt, Fabricio Coloccini and Damien Duff provided evidence that pre-season matches are vital to build up fitness, but not necessarily an indication of form. But if the first half was Shamrock Rovers versus Shambles United, the visitors, who included Joey Barton from the start, improved after making 11 changes at the break. Steven Taylor celebrated a goal within five minutes as if he had scored the winner to keep Newcastle in the Premier League before strikers Shola Ameobi and Nile Ranger - possibly Newcastle's first choice starters in a month - added the second and third in the last four minutes. Alan Shearer It was a rare victory for Hughton, who returns to the club's Newcastle base today, still hoping for news of Ashley’s sale. But he admitted while he was just about able to keep the majority of his squad focussed at their luxurious base in the countryside at Carlton House, that could all change this week. He added: ‘I do not sense any frustration among the players yet probably because we had the first week at the training ground and then we have been in Dublin. ‘The first four days were in Newcastle and that is usually quite a good time because they are catching up with each other, telling stories and it is normally quite a good time for the players. ‘Then it has helped coming away because we are away from Newcastle and we have been in a very very good training complex where we have just been able to concentrate on the quality of training and we have been shielded away from everything else. 'But I accept that might change from Monday once we are back in Newcastle. ‘It is one day at a time and we have already planned next week's schedule and we know at any stage that could change with any announcement that is made and a new manager could come in and that is all we can do until we are told otherwise. ‘Whatever is happening we have to prepare as a group for the start of the season. 'It will be a tough season in a tough league and the aim has to be to come up straight away and whoever is in charge that will be their aim. I am getting on with the job in hand and if there are other things going on I am not aware of them.’

Jimbo, the healthiest man I know.

Bassong >>>>>>>> Taylor tbh

The caring, sharing face of the NHS

She likes her flip flops, at least as long as they're free

John Terrys mother will have a fuckin field day in the Trafford Centre.

so they will give me money and I have to give them some of it back?

Ahh but theyre making out that theyve already seen my CV so there wouldnt be a need to send it. Not that Ive ever put the bloody thing up on the net and even if I had, it wouldnt have anything related to house sales

Daft thing is I clear them out and 6 hours later hes still not sent whatever the fuck it was

WTF is this thread? I swear Ive just witnessed a scene out of Hollyoaks or summat between a shaggy permed loon and some random makem, must have been dreaming

which side of the church would people sit? or will they put aisles down the side and one block of seats in the middle?

Received this today... Dear Job Seeker! Based on the results of your CV, we came to the conclusion that you reasonably satisfy the demands of our company, and we are ready to offer you the job position of the Regional Agent. But first some words about us. ⌠Sigma-Realty-Group■ entered the real estate market in the beginning of 2003. By now the company has already proved itself to be a worthy, reliable and competent partner able to solve most complicated tasks of its clients in the shortest possible time. Our managers are specialists possessing knowledge and expertise in the sphere of real estate. They constantly improve their competency level at corporate trainings that are conducted by the company. We are united with the common idea √ to found a principally new company in the real estate market. The trademark of this company should be reliability, visibility of all transactions and adequate concern for every client. ⌠Sigma-Realty-Group■ is interested in engaging energetic, self-motivated, goal-oriented employees, possibly without work experience in this sphere, but ready to pursue new objectives, develop and earn well off. Working hard and at full pressure with ⌠Sigma-Realty-Group■ you can not only master the profession of a regional agent, but carve an excellent career √ from a trainee agent to a top manager. We conduct training - a system of seminars, trainings and courses for employees wishing to have success in their business. ⌠Sigma-Realty-Group■ has been active in the real estate market for more than 6 years. In its turn this guarantees stability of relations to each employee. The work of an agent is fascinating and high-paid. Taking into account the fact that widespread development of Internet technologies allows closing transactions with another hemisphere staying at home, this work provides additional advantages, such as absence of obligatory office hours and possibility to work 3-5 hours per day, as the case may be. Job description of the regional agent: * Search of information on real estate sale in the employee▓s region of residence, * Presentation of lots available in the company database, * Closing transactions, * Advance payments by the company clients. What we propose: * Seminars and training for professional development * Flexible working hours * Possibility of rapid career advancement * Monthly salary at the initial stage - EUR 1200. * Bonuses and premiums for work results. If our offer is of interest for you, please send your confirmation to the email michaeltaylor84@ymail.com, and we shall send you all documents that are necessary for signing. Best regards. HR-manager, Guido Rinaldi No link to follow to dowload porn or viruses, no attempt at getting my bank details, everything seems normal other than the fact that any company willing to give me a job selling property would want their heads examining.

Its the nearest we'll get to Europe. They've got the Euro and everything.

woops!

from skysports.com Wouldn't this be a violation of the non-disclosure agreement that all the parties agreed to? Makes me skeptical. Exactly, which to me means that they either have had no bid or are certain they're not getting it so are scraping as much publicity as possible out of it.

I still think that if hes set on staying then he should show us exactly how much. Agree a contract for this season thats on a hugely reduced wage but has good bonuses for staying out of bother. Things such as £10k for completing a game without a card etc. Plus an agreement that he stays out of trouble off the field otherwise the contract is mutually terminated. Oh and cancel that fucking image rights agreement, whichever idiot agreed that should be shot with shit

Caulkin hits the nail on the head everytime.