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Hes not a patch on you kidda

I think Ive just gave out a little sex wee.

I heard a longish Sir Bobby quote the other day and need a copy but Im buggered if I can find it. I think its "what is a football club?" and where he lists things its not, its not the ground, its not the stands, its not the owners, the manager or those paid to be employed.... etc etc Its the fans. If anyone has the words can you bung it over to me? Ive tried googling it but nowt.

The sad thing to watch though is the fact Ryder thought he'd follow in Anals footsteps by kissing upto Llambsarse in that "interview". Arguing and justifying its lack of hard hitting questions before realising months later just how stupid it made him look. I'd like to think hes learnt from his mistakes and is moving on however the proof is yet to be seen.

herpes or gonnorrhea

Under the headline of "Season ticket sales up at Newcastle United" I had to double check that I wasnt on mikeashleyisgod.co.uk

Didnt you say it would all be done by the end of last week CT? Im sure I heard that somewhere.... oh aye I heard it through the grapevine.

I just wish Sky would sort out their headlines where hes concerned......

Another roadshow tomorrow, this time at Blakelaw Social Club, Blakelaw (funnily enough), NE5 3SW. On the bill is the usual fare as elegantly described by HF following last weeks show however our guest speaker this time is John Anderson (who is desperate to meet Tom and who me and my mates used to have a knock about in the car park behind his house back when I was a nipper!). It all starts at 7.30, theres loads of drink (not free), seats (free), a quiz with some serious* prizes and most importantly a chance to catch up with everything thats happening both with the SC and the Trust work. when I say, serious I mean seriously average

Surely these tests should be on-going? Ashley isn't fit to run a football club - he's proved that in practice rather than test so why the fuck didn't the Premier League take action last season? Seriously though, what action could they take? dock points? fine him? everything other than forcing him to sell would just hit the club further. The only time for a fit and proper person test is beforehand, someone at the FA however should be shot with shit for allowing him to pass. I suppose however that hindsight is a wonderful thing, I mean what actually is done at the "fit and proper person tests"? Are you fit? Yeah and you're a proper person? how do you mean? Ive no idea, what the hell proper person is, we'll just say yes eh? Yeah And one last thing, at the first sign of a problem, you wont throw your toys out the pram, sacking the manager and go on a reckless sink the ship massacre culminating in relegation and a disasterous start to the Championship season? are you? emmmmmm no honest great, welcome aboard.

Yep, it was the civil service sports centre until we sold it to the club, leaving us without any proper facilities other than a 5 a side pitch underneath a restaurant.

FABRICIO COLOCCINI is fast growing resigned to staying at Newcastle – but staying on big money. And the Argentinian defender insists United’s off-field strife – not him or his team-mates – is to blame for the Magpies’ relegation to the Championship. Coloccini tops the list of players Newcastle hope to cash in on this summer as the economic reality of life outside the Premier League sinks in. But the 27-year-old believes a move is now looking “impossible” because of the Magpies’ insistence that they will not let him leave on loan. “At this moment, it is very complicated to leave Newcastle because they are asking for too much from any club interested in doing a deal,” said Coloccini. “The club only wants to sell me, not do a loan with the option to sell. My agent has talked to the Newcastle directors and it’s very complicated. “Newcastle are thinking only about getting money back at the moment, but the worldwide financial crisis doesn’t help when it comes to selling a footballer. “It’s true that some Spanish clubs have asked about me, but it’s been impossible to negotiate an agreement.” Meanwhile, Coloccini – a major disappointment since his £10 million-plus move to Tyneside from Deportivo La Coruna last summer – also reflected on relegation. “I’m unhappy about the situation because I came to the Premier League with so much hope and the season was a disaster,” he added. “People have criticised the players but all the problems within the club damaged us on the pitch. “I have never experienced so many changes on the bench during my career, and stability is fundamental for players.” And Coloccini concluded: “If a solution is not possible, I am willing to play in the Championship, but with the same financial conditions.” http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/sport/newcastle...79310-24186809/

A SEASON-TICKET boycott by Geordie fans has pushed Newcastle closer to financial meltdown. And Mike Ashley has received yet another blow as he bids to sell United – a shock £1 million compensation claim from former deputy chairman Douglas Hall. As the wait for a buyer goes on, the crippling reality of season-ticket sales dropping to their lowest level for 17 years is fast beginning to bite. With less than three weeks until the start of the Championship season, the Sunday Sun has learned that under 15,000 new season tickets have been sold. Several thousand fans remain tied to the club after buying three-year season tickets last summer. But the prospect of barely 20,000 season tickets being taken up in total is all too real. With many of the Magpies’ biggest-earning players still on the payroll, Ashley faces a cash flow crisis which could yet scare off would-be buyers. So the last thing he needs is to be hit with a £1 million claim from Hall, son of former Newcastle chairman Sir John. Sources suggest Douglas Hall’s demand relates to “management services” supplied to United before Ashley bought the Halls’ stake in the club for £55.3m in May 2007. It remains to be seen if Ashley will pay Douglas Hall’s claim, particularly as United are understood to be set to agree a compensation deal with former manager Kevin Keegan worth around £4m. Several parties remain interested in buying Newcastle, with the Singapore-based Profitable Group having bid around £70m. Long-time United chairman Freddy Shepherd is still keen on a deal, while reputed rival interest from Malaysia and America is still to be confirmed. http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/sport/newcastle...79310-24186812/ The bit in bold defies belief, I hate Ashley with a passion but frankly I hope he tells fat Douggie to go fuck himself where that ones concerned, what an odious little twat he is.

Ye've got some bedside manner you like. I bet the patients must wait with baited breath for your cheery bed pans every morning.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2009/...ey-alan-shearer Quite sensible and for once, dispels the myths about us fans.

THere you go again with words which I dont understand where Ashley is concerned. Dont get me wrong, Im not having a go or acting all twatful to the new bloke but this belief that Ashley has somehow invested in Newcastle United is beyond me. Yes hes forked out money but its not been invested in the club, its been to save him cash in the long run. Paying a £30m debt so that we dont pay out £1m a year in interest is not investing, not when its at the expense of the team and ultimately got us relegated.

Help, for some reason I cant seem to watch this, not that Ive downloaded it or owt, anyone know where I can get a copy from?

Yet again, you've lost me. Where does this bit come in?

You lost my attention at this point Im afraid.

13 thats the number of threads on Readytogo posted in today that are about us.

Its not as bad as you make it out to be..... theres 3 weeks and a day before the season starts

They moan on about how its unfair that the location is stopping the likes of Crouch signing, well I've got news for you lads, its not the location, being on the North East coast never stopped us signing a player. Its not where you are its what you are, Sunderland, a nothing, shit tip of a place stuck between us and the Boro. Nothing in its own right, just a small area near to Newcastle and Durham. Even when players do sign for them, where do they live? Roker? Seaham? no, Newcastle, on the quayside or in Darras Hall. Fuckers have had 2 months of their fun its time we started to take the piss back.

That list of business partners is great isnt it...... Bank of Scotland - One of ou employees has a bank account with them Dell - The managing director owns a laptop. ESPN - We have bought a years subscription for the rest room. Land Registry - Are investigating us. World Pay - I bought some porn through it last week