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“@billy_whizzer: My prediction today easy win for liverpool”Yayy! I've missed your combination of illiteracy and blind stupidity!

Well, the plus side of seeing #Nufc lose is that at least Lawrenson will have a smile on his face #motd #crumpygunt

our final ball is absolutely piss poor

You might like this, stuck in Sunderland this afternoon http://t.co/w2tWvpK4

women of Sunderland, bad news. He's coming home early.On the plus side, they didn't get beat so neither should you

Oh aye, so he does #howclubbingchangedtheworld

Here @leazeslad your mate @clarkecarlisle5 is on #ch4 now

Quote of day from 1 of richest men in North East after driving his £150k Bentley into a ditch at Slaley..."it's just metal"

So do #safc play their Europa fixture tomorrow?#confused #bigclub #FTM #Nufc

“@Toonsimone: How old is too old to go to a festival ??!? ????”You are

£12million? Fletcher?That'sMental!!!#safc#Nufc

are #safc paying for Fletcher in shares? Im sure i heard laughing stock being mentioned. #Nufc

#itv showing live #epl games should do wonders for increasing attendances

#owtbutChiles

#Nufc

“@JohnSAFC_FTM: [ #nufc] have 1 decent player i suppose in Cisse but still, Saha has more experience than him.”Straws..clutched #FTM

“@CharlesRichmond: The Gang http://t.co/LHk8s2XS” @stevewraith is wearing less eyeliner than usual

“@NUFCnu: Newcastle hope they can keep Demba Ba http://t.co/xw4BjzN5 #nufc”That's not even in your list of headlines

“@markbradley1986: Why's Lawro holding his nob?”Hansens got an injunction out

That last RT shows how to go from Olympic Hero to zero in one tweet!

The last time someone regretted a move this much, they were chained to a radiator! #Nufc #lfc #saveAndy http://t.co/kr4KRlAf

“@ScottDocherty_: If sunderland get adam johnson on loan or sign him, we will win league”That's cheered me right up! #FTM

“@TheSunNewspaper: Have a look at our new TV ad and let us know what you think.”It's shit

Micky Flanagan on #channel4 now is hilarious

So #PussyRiot got 2 years? Justin #Beiber must be looking at life with no parole then

Add a comma and it's a totally different statement! http://t.co/j30cK8DG

So Huwey from Fun Loving Criminals is now a regular on C5's The Wright Stuff?#RocknRoll