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“@2NarMe: #BestFootballPics http://t.co/Upv3VIG2”That's my good side!

George Osborne says we're all in this together before kicking an unemployed woman in a wheelchair

Is @themichaelowen still available?#gettingdesperate

If we sell anyone now then be assured the sale will have been arranged days ago #Nufc

It's amazing how many football agents have nowt better to do today than tweet

“@dcb72: I do think Pardew is going to have to give Xisco and Ranger a chance.”Couple of injuries & Dekka will be in line for debut

Tee box on the 6th, Slaley Hall http://t.co/fhi9BkSy

“@MarcSDuffy: Deadline day. The day when we try to sell players and pretend to try to sign players.”Oooooh cynical...but true

Not liking the sound of the @TaylorR1984 injury, Pardew wasn't very confident

I'm actually quite disappointed AC hasn't come home #Nufc

An I overly sensitive in thinking its bad craic people asking G Barlow to send tweets for their kids birthdays?

Dear #lfc, Brendan Rodgers is an idiot, That is all.Regards,#Nufc

“@the_dilsh: Season 10 of friends Is so good!!!”Aaaaand Unfollowed...

Oh dear, #NASA geeks dancing to http://t.co/dhk3dne5 on #bbc news

"On the Wright Show today...should blokes sit down to pee?"And they say TV is dumbing down

Any #Kilmarnock fans out there got any interesting stories about ex keeper Alan McCulloch for his work retirement? #killie #killiefc

“@robynbrennan: @pjwhitfield bottle of JD”That's your answer to everything!

So with the #Cabaye money are #nufc putting in a bid for Nunez?

#Morecambe fans....you might want to turn round now, it's spitting here in North East #safc #pretendRain #clartywithmarty #Nufc

#RIP Freddie Fletcher, thank you for King Kev, European nights and the feeling of pride in our hearts. #Nufc

I'm doing a study into the naivety of twitter people. Please RT this to save a kitten

“@professorgreen: i honestly think social networks have had negative effect on social skills of children.”Whereas your music is education?

I thought @Joey7Barton trained at Fleetwood to enjoy football again? Go on then Joey prove it, sign for them full time

“@tt9m: @pjwhitfield @2NarMe Washing up is my therapy.”Peeling spuds is mine

I think it's safe to assume nobody has #Stoke as their 2nd team.