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Not as glad as Billy Davies is I reckon

theres a meeting between him and the chairman today allegedly, where hes going to be given the boot. *I say this with nothing but hearsay from a canny source.

out of a job this afternoon seemingly.

Yeah, can you see our club taking this approach? West Ham doing the opposite of what Ashley does. Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode called 'The Opposite' where George realises every single decision he makes is wrong so doing the opposite must be right. In seriousness, surely anyone taking over a football club these days merely has to look at this place then use the Sienfeld logic you talk about.

Must be the fastest around. Ive moved onto them this week and numerous speedtests have confirmed that Im getting 13Mb on average. Not bad for a £7.50 per month 8Mb connection

Used to do really good scran but nowadays its gone downhill, more "get it out quick" than quality. This is what Id class as my local these days, its a canny little bar witha few real ales on tap. When I was much younger (17-19) then we used to spend weekends in here.

you lunatic. I prefer the schoolyard system. 2 3 175 works a treat.

FYP

I expect a threesome with Kylie and her Dani should I ever be in the neighbourhood. Still reckon Ive got more chance of that than Hughton has of getting some cash.

Translated: I have a new book out every 6 months buy it or weep.

Dear Mr Llamearse, I never thought Id say this to anyone but why cant you be more like Mr Sullivan? Admittedly you're already half way there, short, squat, funny hair (or lack of) and an ability to rub people up the wrong way by just looking at them but come on its not difficult. Just look at your customer base and get an idea of what they want, then speak to some people who actually know about football and see what it takes to make a club thats going to move forward. West Ham have done it so why cant you?

I dont believe the club offers direct debit payments other than through the 3 year scheme. We're not exactly on the ball when it comes to helping the customers out

I wish it on me. I only go to work on the hope I'll be made redundant (that view only lasts until the Tories manage to change the terms of course )

Im on the case...

It was, any chance to get another hour with the bairn and life is good. Hope little fella is feeling better soon, fingers crossed we'll escape that stuff.

Does a cracking Mixed Grill too if I remember correctly. Has nobody mentioned this place yet?

Im in a good mood, works canny at the mo and an unexpected lunch in the park with the missus and little fella has lifted spirits even more so no ranting here.

Remarkable that we need a PR department seeing as the last statement said there'd be no more statements

Musician find me a skinhead, extra points for bovver boots n braces.

Wasn't KK's departure 'mutual consent' originally according to the club...? And it was, Ashley, Llamarse and the dwarf all agreed he should go.

We had the bairns christening in the Rock last Sunday, quality little room in a great pub.

102 points is a fantastic achievement, Hughton has done an excellent job and more than deserves to be sat in the seat come August nobody is denying that. To assume however that those of us who see the season for what it is ie a pointless season in a wothless league we never should have been in, will be dancing if when we start losing games is both a load of bollocks and a cunts trick frankly. At the same time, to hold Hughton up as some kind of master tactician/ best manager we've ever had simply because of one good season is the ultimate in stupidity and a stain on the names I mentioned above. Hughton will never be fit to polish the boots of Sir Bob or Joe Harvey and can only dream of achieving half of what KK did, anyone with half a brain can see that. Thats not slagging CH off its merely pointing out facts and the stat is not valid until the playing fields have been levelled ie the end of Hughtons reign in the hotseat. So, as I said earlier, lets pull the stat back out in December and see what percentage we're sitting on then eh?

yes. File this in the "hold" pile. Presumably, you and Pud will be ing in the streets when we lose our first games then.... Go fuck yourself, you're getting confused between realism and stupidy a la the basis of this thread. Me, Leazes and just about everyone else on this board are realistic to know that come December that stat will be way below the 61% it is now and will most likely be heading southwards at a hefty rate. If it isnt then I'll probably have a wank in Fenwicks window. There'll be no jumping for joy however to be proven right on this one. I used to get accused of this sort of shit on NO too. Like aye, Mike Ashley has really got us all jumping for joy since he bought the club. You may be right about Hughton it's not rocket science to assume he might not do as well as Keegan....but at the same time you're not making anything better for the club by constantly whinging on an internet message board either. Fucking hell LM hes got us banged to rights there. Might as well shut up shop now as the whole things pointless. What good are we doing in moaning about it eh? Best bet would be to look on the bright side and see this for what it is, a wankfest over the greatest ever Newcastle United manager. You can take your Keegan, Joe Harvey and Sir Bobby, god rest his soul and stick two fingers to the lot of them cos king Chris is here to show them how its done. 102 points in a pointless league and suddenly hes a worldbeater. Thats why Man U are monitoring the situation for the season after next although best not rush in there Chrissy boy cos the England job is surely on the cards after the World Cup. Good job Mike will have it covered with a contract worthy of his fantastic achievements, none of them will be able to poach him eh?

yes. File this in the "hold" pile. Presumably, you and Pud will be ing in the streets when we lose our first games then.... Go fuck yourself, you're getting confused between realism and stupidy a la the basis of this thread. Me, Leazes and just about everyone else on this board are realistic to know that come December that stat will be way below the 61% it is now and will most likely be heading southwards at a hefty rate. If it isnt then I'll probably have a wank in Fenwicks window. There'll be no jumping for joy however to be proven right on this one.

*makes mental note to resurrect this thread in December.