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Dans right, those are the fellas.

RIP

You can always work it out from your password and username combination. Just post them up here and I'll calculate the date for you.

tbh

I do still wonder whether you're Dekka.

Your in Walkerville, ASMs answer applies there too.

Dont nukes cause that before the blast?

Come 'ere son gis a hug, Im so proud..sniff..its the happiest day of me life..sniff

I'm imagining the judge "so how did it cut him?" "like a sword through cheese m'lud" "cold or warm?"

The kid is not a mate of Carrolls and *allegedly* turned down offers of "compensation"

Seems daft to include Taylor as isn't he expected to be out for a good while yet?

I think he could easily. Glassing someone on CCTV is quite hard to deny. Add in the "making an example" of him and it doesn't look good.

The pic is here along with others http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...Newcastle/2/223

Better than expected (because I expected to lose players) however the lack of a striker is worrying. We cannot underestimate the chance of losing Carroll for 6 months come October. If we're banking on playing BAfra off him then what? Play off Strolla ??? Prison is a very real possibility for our number 9 we should have planned for that rather than burying our heads in the sand and hoping it goes away. Add in the fact that we may not buy Bafra but simply hand him back after 24 games and were looking really light.

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With regards to that particular chestnut.... I can only assume that "we" means the Scottish FA who realised the International squad was a big enough joke without adding Strolla to the mix

yank nonce ermmm I'll guess hes Australian like

Doesnt CT brew his own? Other than that Im currently brewing a hefty fart if that helps?

By God, that would require precision bombing..... You could just drop one on a tissue or something and place it on the cakes. But then that wouldn't be crimping one off OVER the top of them, would it? Second smartest, fucking hell If you're going to do that then you might as well just crap in an icing bag and pipe it on. You didnt did you Cath?

No you're right, nowadays we have the chairman stating they'll twat the manager before replacing him with an old has been who just happens to drink with the owner. Nowadays we simply prefer to drop a league and take parachute payments rather than attempt to compete. Nowadyas we simply borrow money to repay the owner for his purchase so thats not a problem eh? I do however like the way you slate Shepherd for us dropping out of a competition he got us into in the first place.

AKA "The Shepherd Method". *waits* But they're ambitious so that makes them good I'll always be grateful for the good years but fuck me they ballsed it up towards the end. Consistency, thats what was needed and what we have now. Consistent shite management.

Back in the day, we used to have well paying sponsors (notice how we dont even have a match day sponsor anymore?) Back in the day we pushed out into the Asian market to get some of those far away fans to spend their cash and buy Toon tops not ManUre ones. Back in the day we would supplement the income from the Premiership with millions due to some lucrative thing called the Champions league. Back in the day we wouldnt sell our best players unless the bid was so ludicrous it would be daft not to take it, even then we'd stick in a sell on clause just in case Back in the day we would buy proper players, players with a reputation behind them and within hours of signing them we'd run out of new shirts and the letters that made up their names. A chunk of their massive fee already repaid in merchandising sales. Back in the day we werent looking to erect huge fuck off charver signs selling off gving away our heritage to some scummy company. Back in the day though we werent a laughing stock we were a football club.

Yes but you have world class, future England manager big Sam and we have a minor nobody...... Shit sorry mate, not your day is it?

Hes an old guy dude. What do you want me to do? Go and smash his face in with my spade? Anyways, Ive gone down tonight taken his fence panels down and moved my side on. Why not get a dozen mates to go down in the middle of the night and move his allotment 5 foot the other way? Basically take over the bloke on the other side of him, do it all properly though, dig every plant up and move it 5 foot to the left. Shed 5ft left, compost heap 5ft left etc etc.

If we can bag Keane this transfer window wouldnt have been out of place in our glory years, and to give MA his due he has managed it without spending a fortune. Sol Campbell Hatem Ben Arfa Dan Gosling Robbie Keane??? Plus a proper DM who played every game in the WC for his country and a young english RB. Not to mention turning down offers for Carrol. Fair play Mike, Fair play Aye, hate to admit it but it would be a pretty good transfer window, the only thing stopping me from giving Fat Mike decent credit is his insistance in keeping Lying Llambias on the books. I'll reserve full judgement on this until Wednesday morning, it seems alright at the moment but as we know full well our outgoing transfers generally seem to happen in the 11th hour. Plus I still argue that loans are not the way to build a team. Reading back the list we have 2 players who arent fit to play yet, one of which is at the end of his career, the other is possibly using us as a stepping stone to a big club. Arfa could end up playing 24 games and then be dropped just as we need him most. We could well be losing Taylor in the next day or so along with Shola so the squad isnt really growing that well. Worryingly I think theres at least one other first team player going to be outgoing on Tuesday, I hope Im wrong though.