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This time next year HF we'll be millionaires

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* In the games that matter we've been found out * We've been beaten at home by Stoke, Blackpool and Blackburn; all 6 pointers. * Smith will be here next season * Ben Arfa may never play for us again * In 6 games against bottom half opposition we've only won 1. * Theres less people in Level 7 therefore the atmosphere is suffering. * Tiote is our best signing in years, he was cheap and therefore a sellable asset. * The club is a far more sellable asset than it was this time last season but still way over valued. * We played Bolton and were murdered, yes folks thats Bolton * 90% of the ground only sing when we're winning, see point 2 * Leon Best is almost back to fitness. * Williamson is likely to get a 3 match ban. * Our top scorer is no longer the top scorer in the Premiership who is probably going to be sold in January * We have the top scoring midfielder in the Premiership, see above * We have Sports Direct emblazoned on the roof of our great stadium. * Everyone will start shitting themselves should we get murdered off Chelsea * The owners not a geordie * The chairman is mental * The only possible looking sale is back to Freddy Shepherd. Sorry like

Horton hears a who quality

Sound familiar? only this time we're saying it in advance.... Just like Hamman wanted to go to Liverpool and Woodgate wanted to go to Madrid. But fucking hell, it's Mike Ashley, how dare he not be able to compete with the ambition of the richest owners in club football! Get a fucking grip you silly cunt. Back to this though (now youve had a cuppa and a biccy), the point Im making isnt that hes not capable of holding onto a player who doesnt want to go but that they are putting out the whole "theres no way hes leaving here, over my dead body etc etc" story when they know fine well they'll accept whatever they see as a good price for a player then play the "his head was turned" card. I dont believe we can compete for players against clubs who have a chance of winning trophys but what we can do is everything in our power to hold onto those we have, if MA is serious then he'll slap a £30m price tag on Carrolls head, if someone then is stupid enough to pay it then fair enough and I wont complain should that cash go straight back into the squad. These however are the people who accepted £5.9m for one of the Premierships top keepers in installments from the worlds richest club so forgive me for being sceptical.

Still the only stadium Ive ever had a shit in while looking straight at the 18 yard box.

well sit down, have a cup of tea and relax, you deserve it, you work too hard you do.

Sound familiar? only this time we're saying it in advance.... Just like Hamman wanted to go to Liverpool and Woodgate wanted to go to Madrid. But fucking hell, it's Mike Ashley, how dare he not be able to compete with the ambition of the richest owners in club football! Get a fucking grip you silly cunt. ooooooh tetchy little fucker today arent we?

Sound familiar? only this time we're saying it in advance....

Shares in Tanfastic on Shields Road have soared following this thread.

"Idiot presumably isn't going to pursue this" The last time I called you a tedious cunt you were voted out, so heres hoping. fuck off you tedious cunt.

They must be fuckin joking though surely? http://www.sho.com/site/shameless/home.do

I like that bloke who works the cruise liners, scouse bloke, bit of a tough guy.

fucking daft twat

And he hid it so well in the article too.... the sneaky bastard

that was going to be mine. The image itself being a graphic example of the horror of famine. more iconic however for the story of its photographer and his untimely death, still it gave us a great song

I like Gus O'Donnell he's quite down to earth

You havent been there all that long though have you? 3 years or so? or am I totally out there?

This and Asprillia's take are how I think. And to answer the original question about when he will sell, I think never is closer to the mark that the other options. Ashley sees the club as one big billboard/tvc for shite direct. I agree with that, a billboard and a revenue stream. T'internet is the next great income provider for football, with the advantage for the big clubs being the more fans willing to pay, the bigger the rewards. There will be no collective agreement sharing revenue around the premiership or through the leagues when this finally takes off. I know for sure I will be signing up for the NUFC internet tv channel, and without wanting to get too Stevie about it, apart from ManU and Liverpool who in this country would have more subscribers than us. More of us actually are more committed and loyal than the rest, all clubs have their die hards, but I actually do believe that for whatever reason supporting Newcastle stays with you, and is transmitted through the generations to a greater extent than other clubs. I have been exiled for 30 years, I recently went to a wedding where the extended family descended from round the globe, and without exception everybody was bloody obsessed with Newcastle. Kids whose great grandparents had left generations ago where as keen as those(very few to be honest) who still lived there. Henry Winter loves to say "Newcastle on a a thursday looks like any other city on a matchday" I think whats what Ashley is banking on I just cant see this big income that you think is out there coming. First of all, I think it would be pretty hard for the premier league to survive if they all went their own way. Secondly, I dont think that many would sign up for it. If its £60 per year now, what would it cost with live games???£150?? Wouldnt most just watch a stream or go the pub as we do now. If anything I think TV revenue will start to fall when the next deal is done in 2013 Are you talking about NUTV at £60 per year, if so I have no interest in subscribing to that whatsoever. I am talking about when your internet subscription gets you live coverage of every game, That I would buy without hesitation, I would buy that before my SkySports subscribtion without a doubt. The main reason I get Skysports is football, if I could see every Newcastle match without Skysports that is what I would get. I don't think I am alone. This will be the next revolution in football funding, and I beleive Newcastle will be one of the biggest benificiaries. I have long thought this is what has driven Ashley Agreed but I dont think Ashley had any concept of this before buying the land for a super casino football club. Live streaming of every game via a dedicated NUFC channel would easily sell for the £150 CT is quoting. Whats more tempting? buy SKY at £39 a month (£468 pa) in order to get a handful of live NUFC games plus the rest on delayed viewing or £150pa to get them all streamed legally to your computer.Tie that in with an official matchday forum, competitions etc and you're laughing all the way to the bank.

obviously no understanding of Monte Carlo Simulation - get back to your BA course in designing packets of crisps Is that something to do with losing bets to do with Formula 1? If so, I bow to your greater knowledge on the subject. Tell me though, my assessment of what you posted was that the stats claim we have a 4% chance of coming 4th and a 1% chance of coming 17th. I took that to mean we have a 4x greater chance of coming 4th than we have of coming 17th. If that's not the case, explain why not. just get to the point Alex and tell him he's posted a load of meaningless, sad, statistical shite. Thought I'd leave to you, you're better at it hes definitely more diplomatic

Minute's silence for that. toughguy will be seething tbh

Just a rumour tbh, as Gemmill says Id be amazed if they did make such a big deal about some old albums