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Love the story about how Robinson was scythed down in the box against Sheffield Wednesday in Bobby's first home game. Robinson asked Shearer if he could take the penalty, which considering we already had seven, four of them Shearer's, was a reasonable request. Shearer told him to fuck off.

Indian for me. I love spinach based curries.

It happens every year, Whitby was the birthplace of dracula or somesuch.

Whoever pulled me out of her would be made King of England! Btw Star Letter in this month's Viz: "I think Prince William should marry a bird with bigger tits"

I remember in my first year a woman was having an affair with one of her son's mates (about 15 iirc) and ran of with him to America before being caught by the police. Think it was in the paper. I heard a year or so ago that the brother of an old classmate of mine had been arrested for the murder of some woman in an 'honour' killing. Dunno what came out of that. Again, I haven't spoken to anyone from school for absolutely donkeys. Loving all the defecation stories, but very glad I didn't go to school in the North East, shitting in your pencil case ffs.

It's a big charity event that happens every 2 years in the UK in aid of abolishing poverty in the UK and abroad (esp Africa). People do all sorts of sponsored things to raise money for it and one evening/night of television is devoted to comedians etc putting on a show trying to get people to donate money. Obviously, from the responses before yours you can see that this is clearly a terrible thing and should be stopped immediately.

Most powerful earthquake to ever hit Japan apparently. Eek. Death toll currently at 44, miracle if it doesn't rise to ten times that at least. Tsunami warning has been stepped down in NZ at least.

Cheers dickheads.

Hi guys I'm trying to print off some powerpoint slides on my dad's mac. Owing to the usual problems of Macs being fucking shit I can't figure out despite fiddling with the help settings how to print of handouts with 6 or 9 slides per page. I can get the thing that shows me the layout of the slides but there seems to be no print options - you press print and it just churns out one slide per page which is obviously a pain. Help me. Please.

This debate brings a new definition to the term keyboard warrior ffs.

Probably. I'm not entirely sure that's it though.

Hot flushes. Going through the change IYAM.

A bit taken aback that it's March already. It's been a lovely day today and a fine evening, but I've spent the day inside with my head buried in books, then the evening trying to sleep then preparing for my nights. I'm enjoying work, and I do find the reading I'm doing interesting, and I'm doing other things too, yet still feel like time and life is rushing past me and I'm just treading water rather than enjoying it, existing rather than living. Something's missing.

+1 As has been said, May has been lovely for the past few years. "I don't like the heat" fuck off to Scotland then ffs.

It must be all the coffee I drink, but lately all too often I've been drawing the ten of clubs rather than the ace of hearts.

The trainee should just go in with a Kalashnikov and blow the motherfucker away. Which, it being London, is not quite as ridiculous as it sounds.

I am completely opposed to this idea, simply for the fact it means no more Sheila's Wheels adverts where they rhyme "Florence" with "Insurance" in a dodgy Australian accent.

I know everyone thinks their chilli is the best, but, seriously, my chilli would kick the shit out of your chilli, take its money then go home with its girlfriend.

Destroyed by Shahid Afridi in the end. I'm glad, that team was about as Canadian as my arse. At least the Irish team are Irish.

A Muslim farmer in north Wales has defended his actions over allegations of improper relations with his sheep. He says it's islam and he'll do what he wants with it.

From the reviews I've heard/read, he's pretty much unintelligible in the cinema too. So I wouldn't let that put you off. I would move to downloading on Rapidshare and places like that though, cos with it being an awards nominee there's plenty good versions of True Grit out there if you look in the right places. Just go to the cinema you pikey twats. In fact didn't you used to say similar things about people who downloaded music Gemmill?

"Hey Tommy, why you don't go fuck yourself"

The standard in hear is plummeting but if anything I laugh more at crap jokes.

Racist.

I eat healthily and exercise almost constantly but Renton's right, this thread and the resulting competition about whose breakfast most closely resembles bird seed is gay as George Michael bumming Elton John. With his cock.